I was gonna trim up a bit downstairs but then I thought "why even ****ing bother?? :( :( :("

I feel good and clean

GOOD CLEAN FUN

z

**** yes sorted things out between me and this girl I feel so happy :D

Texas is the Reason making me sad. :( :(

yeah i need a shower and some breakfast

Eating in the morning makes me puketim.gif

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17865976]yeah i need a shower and some breakfast[/QUOTE]

check out this awesome song

[url]http://limelinx.com/files/40798b7f10f9b0428fa2a48d13349d31[/url]

lol

this is the perfect soundtrack for this idea for a music video i had the other day , where like me and some girls would be wearing elaborate noble clothes and drinking wine while watching marie antoinette getting beheaded

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17865947]just woke up

staring down the barrel of a long day of doing nothing[/QUOTE]

i signed up to a BDSM personals site for the hell of it and spent all day messaging women who live nearby who haven't posted for months

so far I got a message from this guy out of the blue

[img]http://i39.tinypic.com/dhafzb.jpg[/img]

he also had a photo captioned on his profile "tools of the trade"

[img]http://i41.tinypic.com/2affmdu.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i44.tinypic.com/2ywwg9d.jpg[/img]

hey sup

apparently he likes trout fishing

:lol:

Creepy.

that's an elim avatar if i've ever seen one

:lol: that is awesome

I have a interest in S&M but I also have this rule of thumb that says I shouldn't ever be anyone's submissive

I'm genuinely afraid of what some people would do to me if i let them

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17866020]I have a interest in S&M but I also have this rule of thumb that says I shouldn't ever be anyone's submissive

[B]I'm genuinely afraid of what some people would do to me if i let them[/B][/QUOTE]

****ing rofling so hard after reading that, idk why.

i mean it don't matter how much you can trust them, if you let some one tie you up there's pretty much nothing you can do if things get out of hand

jaundice

[I]you are so weird [/I]

wouldnt let someone tie me up but def would to some spankin n chokin

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17866020]I have a interest in S&M but I also have this rule of thumb that says I shouldn't ever be anyone's submissive

I'm genuinely afraid of what some people would do to me if i let them[/QUOTE]

idk even though I watch a fair bit of p[size=2]or[/size]n of that nature i'm not really into it or the culture.

I just want to meet a girl I can do unusual and not necessarily harmful things to.

I smack dat azz. If I can't do that I'm out.

[QUOTE=Txus;17866029]jaundice

[I]you are so weird [/I][/QUOTE]

how am i weird for being afraid of letting some one tie me up?

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17866038]idk even though I watch a fair bit of p[size=2]or[/size]n of that nature i'm not really into it or the culture.

I just want to meet a girl I can do unusual and not necessarily harmful things to.[/QUOTE]

what aboot the qtpye in your aviator?

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17866041]how am i weird for being afraid of letting some one tie me up?[/QUOTE]

idk man

thats just [I]weird[/I]

[QUOTE=Pete;17866043]what aboot the qtpye in your aviator?[/QUOTE]

[img]http://i44.tinypic.com/16ghd8y.jpg[/img]

Nergal will show us the way.

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17866041]how am i weird for being afraid of letting some one tie me up?[/QUOTE]

I would draw the line here, especially a stranger.

[QUOTE=Txus;17866055]idk man

thats just [I]weird[/I][/QUOTE]

i suppose you frequently meet old men on the internet and let them whip you with cat-o-nine-tails?

Alex one of these days a chick is gonna tie you up, poop on your chest and just leave you there.

Probably

I'll lol and write an industrial rock song about it

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17866060]i suppose you frequently meet old men on the internet and let them whip you with cat-o-nine-tails?[/QUOTE]

nah, i have a girlfriend to do that with ;)

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17866067]Probably

I'll lol and write an industrial rock song about it[/QUOTE]

tbh I think something more along the lines of twodeadsluts onegood**** would be more appropriate.

Good morning all!

Not into that submissive ****, never will be.

[QUOTE=2muchket!;17866081]Not into that submissive ****, never will be.[/QUOTE]

Same.

Azn girlz r mad submissive :3

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17866083]
Azn girlz r mad submissive :3[/QUOTE]

White women > all women

[QUOTE=Bulldog;17866085]White women > all women[/QUOTE]

lol you're insane.

white women > all women

Pale red heads who're insecure, and like post hardcore > all

I sort of have the taste for filipinos at the moment

at this point i could probably be attracted to any girl if i tried

Alex you need to come with me into Lancaster and hit on azn girls.

lol **** would be cash you could get the old ones and i'd take the little sisters

i am a based nobleman