I remember when ikikdababy posted his guide to talking to females. It was awesome. He ventured into L&R one day when people were being extremely emo and he just started going off on people like a badass. He basically made them hate themselves.

"You guys suck at womanizing. Are your personalities so uninteresting that you can't bullshi[font=verdana]t[/font] with a girl for 15 minutes on the phone?

You can't really interest a girl if you don't talk to her. PERIOD. You can't interest a girl if you are boring. I asked y'all if you are so boring in real life that you can't entertain a girl for a few minutes on the phone. A girl doesn't have to be 'interested' in you to talk to you. And the more you talk to her, the more likely she is to become interested... unless you suck, of course.

I promise you, I have never gotten a girl who I didn't talk to. Further, I promise that failing with a girl you 'like' will not cause you any health problems... and if it does, take that as sign that you are over-reacting. To continue, it's going to be very rare that you ever approach a girl who has already decided she likes you (unless you look like an underwear model). Lucky for us normal guys, girls are fickle. They like what they like when they like it!

So, just because they are cold initially doesn't mean you fail. But, a result of that is also that you have to be able to recognize the opportunities when you have them. That is what you should be focusing your energies on... talking to them should not be difficult if you have any confidence in yourself, whatsoever.

EDIT: unless you suck and/or are a boring person."

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EDIT: hahaha the rest of his stuff that follows is pretty awesome too

It also helps to wear corpse paint.

Hardcore dancing is usually preferred with the females. It's a sign of authority and manliness.

I saw some loser standing in front of the library with a sign that said free hugs.

I want to see someone wearing corpsepaint with a popped collar listening to DMB.

Alternatively, someone in corpse paint shirtless with an acoustic guitar slung over his back while listening to DMB. Not only are you personifying a tool right there, you have the added corpsepaint to add another dimension to your pathetic existence!

[quote]I saw some loser standing in front of the library with a sign that said free hugs.[/quote]

What a dumbass, Free Hug Day isn't until September 10th.

EDIT: yes I am serious

If I saw somebody in corpse paint with a collar popped I'd have to become best friends with them.

[url]http://i18.tinypic.com/67qbo1w.jpg[/url]

rofl

What the hell is DMB?

Also does anyone else think that "poon" or "poontang" is the stupidest name ever for pussy?

I never use the word poon unless I'm being satirical or clever.

>_>

[QUOTE=Deth;15238460]Hardcore dancing is usually preferred with the females. It's a sign of authority and manliness.[/QUOTE]

Yeah son, gets me mad bitches. :(

Meh.

I'd say pussy is the most dumbest

Well they're all dumb tbh.

Cooter is the worst.

cooter sounds like garbage man with a rat tail, torn molly hatchet shirt and a "DALE EARNHARDT WENT TO RACE IN A BETTER PLACE" bumper sticker

Lol I've never heard that one actually.

cooter and snatch are pretty bad

[QUOTE=Luc214;15238511]What the hell is DMB?[/QUOTE]

Dave Matthews Band, I have a friend who is obsessed w/ them. His last.fm has like double DMB plays over any other band. Still not as bad as Riva and Pink Floyd though. :p

Doesn't Riva have like 10,000 Pink Floyd plays, and the other artists are only in the hundreds?

no.

Let's find out.

[url]http://www.last.fm/user/heavyriva[/url]

F[size=2]uckin[/size]g hell.

Hey, look, he's listening to Pink Floyd!

Hey guys, whats new.

Had my first day of college today. 'Twas alright.

My teacher is an openly gay man named Wayne who talked with me about what concerts we've seen while we ate lunch. Seems nice.

did you discuss the finer points of women's clothing

[QUOTE=masada;15239284]did you discuss the finer points of women's clothing[/QUOTE]

no nobody noticed my girl pants

which is strange because when we passed this girl with severe downs syndrome i got this massive erection

i bet you wanted her to go downs on you

fwap

[QUOTE]i bet you wanted her to go downs on you[/QUOTE]
i see what you did there, chewbacca.

[QUOTE=masada;15239326]i bet you wanted her to go downs on you[/QUOTE]

you must spread some rep around before you give it to masada again