i don't want anything, but i keep getting stuff.

is it rude to receive a gift and not give anything in return? i hate shopping for gifts.

Oh god.
I was walking home with my friend and I really had to pee.
So I was like awesome, 1 more block left till I get to his house.
So like I'm half a block away, when I totally piss myself.
Like not even joking.
It sucks so bad.
I feel like some kid who can't control his muscles so he has to wear a diaper just incase he shits himself.

:(.

[quote='[your name here];13810695']i don't want anything, but i keep getting stuff.

[B] is it rude to receive a gift and not give anything in return? i hate shopping for gifts.[/B][/quote]


No.

That would nullify the entire meaning behind the word "gift".

You just...peed completely?

I haven't done that since 2nd grade. But I pee a little in the morning sometimes. When I've got to piss I get a little tingle that I like, so I try to hold it as long as I can. Sometimes I just don't have as much control over my urethra and I piss a bit, but not really enough to be noticed.

Completely.
Like it was a lot, not even joking.

Like I was holding it in for a mile or so.
Just, got sorta tired of it I guess.

good. i never know what to get people. i get the feeling people don't really like getting candles for a gift. candles seem like the easy way out and are almost like you didn't feel like thinking of something useful.

Why didn't you just pee behind a bush or something?

My brother called the other day and asked what kind of book he should buy me for Christmas. I told him not to bother, since he's 15 and doesn't have a job, he's got little money anyways. I thought we agreed over the phone that he wouldn't buy me anything, but my mom told me that he bought me 2 books. So now I have to go shopping for him.

I'm buying him Gears Of War, though. He asked for it from my parents, but my mom doesn't want to be involved in something "so violent", so I said I'd buy it for him.

I don't know.
It's sort of a busy street.
There weren't really any bushes unless you had to go on somebodys porch.

[quote=Janeway;13810774]You just...peed completely?

I haven't done that since 2nd grade. But I pee a little in the morning sometimes. When I've got to piss I get a little tingle that I like, so I try to hold it as long as I can. Sometimes I just don't have as much control over my urethra and I piss a bit, but not really enough to be noticed.[/quote]
Oh wow...just piss. Not fun to hold it in.

On the contrary.


I look forward to it every time I wake up. I [B]really[/B] like the feeling.

Of holding it in or letting it out?

Holding it in.

Any reason why?

'Cause it tingles. Like...kind of like I'm getting really horny without having anything to be really horny about. It's nice.

Sounds like you need to join a golden shower club haha.

document
jezen is wrong...

I could say something about an experience with a particular bodily fluid and a slurpee cup, but I wont.


Although, I have a feeling that the former statement was enough to draw from anyways.

I think the picture has been painted. It happens.

ok, so I might get come crap quality recording of me soon.

its the little mic on my school laptop, so dont expect anything special. itll be pretty terrible, and my playing wont be so great either.

I posted a thread with some decent quality recordings yesterday, but only 2 people have listened to them :upset:.

/neglected

It was my first time posting audio on here ever.

Don't know if many people know who he is, but today was the day Chuck Schuldiner died a few years ago. I'd just like to say he was a killer musician and a great guy who deserves our respects. R.I.P.

R.I.P Chuck Schuldiner.

Document.

No Johnny, i'm not wrong. Notice the zero?

Yup, the word document produces a very odd typo...

i dont see it!!!

goddamn!!!

am i not 1337 enough???

ok, NOW i see it

it dont work on the orange skin

bollocks

document.

EDIT: wth?

is it possible to buy a ride bell without the ride part

It's not a typo, it's a filter. Back when chad was stealing account passwords, something required the word "docu[COLOR="white"]me[/COLOR]nt" and filtering it to "document" fixed that problem.

its a reference to some album that jezen shoves up his bum

my wiener is itchy, under thwe bit below the rim...

is that bad?

check for std's.

I will attempt to record.

[QUOTE=Sync0pation;13811434]is it possible to buy a ride bell without the ride part[/QUOTE]

Some cymbal companies make silly little bell things, though I don't know about specific bells from specific rides.

im a virgin!!

last person to touch my wiener was my ex gf...

oh, ****, wait.... it was that fat chick in the bar who my mate paid to feel me up cos i was paraletic on the sofa

[QUOTE=Loser;13811435]It's not a typo, it's a filter. Back when chad was stealing account passwords, something required the word "docu[COLOR="white"]me[/COLOR]nt" and filtering it to "d0cument" fixed that problem.[/QUOTE]

I'm [I]quite[/I] sure it's a subtle reference to Karizma's 'd0cument' album.

[QUOTE=Corkofski;13811506]im a virgin!!

last person to touch my wiener was my ex gf...

oh, ****, wait.... it was that fat chick in the bar who my mate paid to feel me up cos i was paraletic on the sofa[/QUOTE]

Haha, virgin with an STD. Sucked in.

lol
oh well...

i've gone off women afteh my mum told my dad she wants a divorce last week...

I just went to the library and took out 2 Vanessa Carlton cd's.

Testosterone ++


Edit: Post 4,000.

Which one has Abe on it?

I swear. I am going to punch the [size=2]f[/size]ucking UPS man.

I ordered the Sufjan Stevens christmas CD on November 20th or so.

It's still not here.

This stuff is only good BEFORE christmas. If it comes on friday, I have 10 days to listen to it, basically.