Crap, I guess I'm just being melodramatic, I won't feel as gutwrenchingly terrible in few...years...at the earliest

Paddling pool.

Can I be your second?

[QUOTE=AG]I've just been told that we were (and still are) seeing eachother. I didn't get that memo.[/QUOTE]
hmmm
So she did text back! :p

I just sneezed out a big bloody snotter :(

np: Message In Blood by Pantera

[QUOTE=AG]Paddling pool.

Can I be your second?[/QUOTE]
Sounds like a plan.
Now I just need to find a Katana.

sorry dude, the blood sprays and get on the carpet, plus the stomach acid dissolves the pool and the carpet ends up in a worse state, with melted plastic and all.......
oh and katana that's not the samurai way :rolleyes:

:-/

bit dramatic still maybe? not that i can criticize felt like that before, (and damn if i'd let anyone tell me it was going to be any different) whatever it is it'll pass, although i'm sure you know all that already.

np - im, lol

[QUOTE=Zowë]hmmm
So she did text back! :p

I just sneezed out a big bloody snotter :(

np: Message In Blood by Pantera[/QUOTE]
i coughed before, and seriously, this big loads of snot flew out of my mouth, it landed on the floor and was like 2 inches long, and it felt horrible coming out because i could feel it come down from my nose.

[QUOTE=Untitled]i coughed before, and seriously, this big loads of snot flew out of my mouth, it landed on the floor and was like 2 inches long, and it felt horrible coming out because i could feel it come down from my nose.[/QUOTE]
I've done that on numerous occasions.

It's like the exact opposite of swallowing a piece of spaghetti without chewing it !! :p

edit:
I just remembered, this boy I went to primary school with sneezed once. It flipped up and inside the lense of his glasses! :lol:
what a site...

[QUOTE=Untitled]i coughed before, and seriously, this big loads of snot flew out of my mouth, it landed on the floor and was like 2 inches long, and it felt horrible coming out because i could feel it come down from my nose.[/QUOTE]
That's fantastic.

[QUOTE=PAJJ]:-/

bit dramatic still maybe? not that i can criticize felt like that before, (and damn if i'd let anyone tell me it was going to be any different) whatever it is it'll pass, although i'm sure you know all that already.

np - im, lol[/QUOTE]
Yah, yah I guess...it just sucks mightily to be me now...

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]Yah, yah I guess...it just sucks mightily to be me now...[/QUOTE]
*hugs*

[QUOTE=Herbert_da_fish]*hugs*[/QUOTE]
Thankya darlin'

/tips hat

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]Anyone know how to commit Seppuku without getting blood all over the carpet?[/QUOTE]

Not if you want the beheading, no.

[QUOTE=AG]Paddling pool.

Can I be your second?[/QUOTE]

Can i be the second that chops of your head if you fail to chop his head off properly?

They do that.

You can do anything with your miraculous powers of SCIENCE!

NP-Nirvana-Dumb.

[QUOTE=Auberge le Mouton Noir]
Can i be the second that chops of your head if you fail to chop his head off properly?

They do that.[/QUOTE]


Sure.

It could be like a conga line of decapitation.

Talking of violence to extremes and covering things with gore, I wrote some new lyrics today and on Saturday.

post them?

np - jeff buckley, so real

Look a few pages back in the R&M community thread and you'll find todays.

NP-Nirvana-Pennyroyal Tea

ooo friendly
i would give an anaylsis but it be a bit like a blind man reviewing a painting, english was never my strongest subject

[QUOTE=PAJJ]ooo friendly
i would give an anaylsis but it be a bit like a blind man reviewing a painting, english was never my strongest subject[/QUOTE]
Heh, yeah, Jom gave me a subject and it took me 10 minutes to come up with something suitably goresoaked.

I've been getting nothing but positive responses, which is awesome, since I'm just stabbing in the dark here, in a manner of speaking...

lol yeah, and tis good, nice and descriptive too, which i suppose for th genre is a good thing :p

/notes if i ever meet ollie DON'T piss him off :-/

My ex-singer just told someone on myspace that his (meaning me and the bassist's) band broke up over the summer... :lol:
This guy refused to sing for us at our concert in february and never turned up to a single rehearsal.

I have some...original ideas sometimes

>_>

NP-Ian Dury-Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll

[quote=Lord Abortion]I have some...original ideas sometimes

>_>

NP-Ian Dury-Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll[/quote]
that song title always makes me feel good about my english skills :p
excellent song though


lol @ happy's band's ex-singer

itt i te;; you - sambuca and whisky don't sit well together :-S

Yes, correctly it should be Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll.

Possibly.

NP-Ian Dury-If I was with a woman.

"I was with a woman, she took away my spirit, no woman's getting close to me again" how poignant.

[url]http://cgi.ebay.com/Fender-AMERICAN-Deluxe-Precision-Bass-Active-USA-P_W0QQitemZ130022641435QQihZ003QQcategoryZ64401QQtcZphotoQQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem[/url]

Right american Ebay (sorry for killing the page)

But over here there say £1000+ and i worked it out that its £420 on there or so, so who would bother paying the extra shipping fea??

i need me some heavy as **** metal, i have an urge for it, what you recommend?

[QUOTE=PAJJ]i need me some heavy as **** metal, i have an urge for it, what you recommend?[/QUOTE]
Get yourself some Prostitute Disfigurement, Gorerotted, or Anaal Nathrakh

[QUOTE=PAJJ]i need me some heavy as **** metal, i have an urge for it, what you recommend?[/QUOTE]
Busted

listening to Prostitute Disfigurement perfect, :thumb:

will move on to busted next, thanks for the recommendations :)

Yeah, try She's not coming home tonight, that's so awesome.

NP-Exodus-Exodus

FOD