[QUOTE=adb;17558270]whatever happend to your poem reading alex[/QUOTE]
they seemed to like it, they asked a lot of questions about the nature of my relationship with the girl it refered to though and i had to admit that it's some one i don't know any more and that made me look weird

some black guy said that she'll come back, tho

and the hipster girl said she really liked it and was touched by the personal nature of it, i came

hahahahah

dude ask her out

Who is responsible for these awful thread titles???

"dude" she's like eight years older than me and a foot taller

Hey, an older woman can show you the ropes, brah.

pretty much, idk if I'd want to hook up with one
8 years is prob the limit

then again, what 29 year old asian would want to be w/ me???
[QUOTE=Jaundice;17558296]"dude" she's like eight years older than me and a foot taller[/QUOTE]

do it "large bundle of sticks"

Girls in their mid-twenties willing to date seventeen year olds are about as common as conjoined twins

adb you should probably just throw any limits and restrictions on who youd **** out the window

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17558305]adb you should probably just throw any limits and restrictions on who youd **** out the window[/QUOTE]

maybe bro

maybe

idk like I said, I don't really care about sex right now

I mean its the "ultimate" goal but I don't care to reach it anytime soon

[QUOTE]I don't really care about sex right now[/QUOTE]see a doctor

I'm smarter than doctors, obviously

me and masscows basically have the same philosophy

we don't care about sex at this point, it needs to be meaningful or it wont be satisfying

uhhhhhhhh

but he's had sex

[QUOTE]we don't care about sex at this point, it needs to be meaningful or it wont be satisfying[/QUOTE]i felt that way too

then i stopped being fourteen

drugz
[QUOTE=Deth;17558326]but he's had sex[/QUOTE]

but he didn't enjoy it at all

thats the point derp

so who's to say you won't

because masscows didnt and theyre like, the same person duh

snore trolling makes me snore
[QUOTE=Deth;17558332]so who's to say you won't[/QUOTE]

I don't know brah

js the odds of me finding a cute girl dtf is like, hard

we'll see what happens from there

[QUOTE]js the odds of me finding a cute girl dtf is like, hard[/QUOTE][I]odds is hard[/I]

nice.

im not trying to troll dude its called talking

[QUOTE]odds is hard

nice.[/QUOTE]

yeah fo sho bro

we've been over this over 9000 times

where to meet gurlz, etc

only place I got is skool

is it possible to sleep with a girl that knows that you've read Nikki Sixx and Slash's memoirs ?

obviously yes

yeah man what are the odds of finding a girl who is dtf at a college

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17558352]yeah man what are the odds of finding a girl who is dtf at a college[/QUOTE]

who isn't in a sorority/ a slut?

slim

really slutty girls should have to wear some sort of arm band so that i never meet a girl who's about anything without realizing it

[QUOTE=adb;17558354]who isn't in a sorority/ a slut?

slim[/QUOTE]

i would say yknow the odds arent that slim all you have to do is be willing to talk to girls and meet new people

but thatd just be beating a dead horse

no **** dude

js dude, the probabilities of finding a single girl with a mutual attraction are slim.

I base this off my marketing and personal experience, demographics, etc.

wtf mutual attraction

isn't the general idea in a relationship that one person really likes the other and the other is like " i can settle for this for now "

more or less yeah

sounds so high school tbh

I skipped all that bullpoop

high school relationships are mostly lol

guess it's good experience though

i did pretty much the same thing. still haven't really decided if it was the best choice or not.

no high school relationships are the ones where both actually really love and care about each other

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17558378]no high school relationships are the ones where both actually really love and care about each other[/QUOTE]

:lol:

there's a reason they both make references to loving their baby in their myspace display names, adb

[QUOTE=adb;17558361]
I base this off my marketing and personal experience, demographics, etc.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

i think youre hanging your hopes way too high on finding some perfect girl and you guys will just fall in love and ride away in a pumpkin carriage

i was like that too really

then i stopped being fourteen

guys theres no such thing as "the one" everyone just gets shotgun marriages because the stupid squirrel stopped taking the pill and didnt tell him

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17558382]there's a reason they both make references to loving their baby in their myspace display names, adb[/QUOTE]

hahahaha

Reading Brent talk about girls always makes me lol.