[QUOTE=noone123123]THE BAGGIE & THE MATTRESS

Get a plastic sandwich baggie and put some Vaseline in it. Then put your p[SIZE=2]e[/SIZE]nis in and squish all the Vaseline around so it covers your p[SIZE=2]e[/SIZE]nis. Once that is done, kneel in front of a bed. Lift the up mattress and put your p[SIZE=2]e[/SIZE]nis, with the baggie still on it, between the mattress and the box-spring. Start pumping as if you were having sex. When you're done, all you have to do is throw away the baggie.:thumb:[/QUOTE]

Erm thanks :confused:

[QUOTE=neal_672]Why not? Sounds fun to me :thumb:[/QUOTE]
My friends new girlfriend gave me lots of vodka, i mixed far too many drinks and was upset by my ex-girlfriend.

I also threw up :upset:

[QUOTE=PaulR]My friends new girlfriend gave me lots of vodka, i mixed far too many drinks and was upset by my ex-girlfriend.

I also threw up :upset:[/QUOTE]

Sounds like my new year...

[QUOTE=lemoley]at least u guys get snow in winter it just pisses down in england lol :lol:[/QUOTE]

No, we don't.


(Before you ask, Australia.)

[QUOTE=noone123123]THE BAGGIE & THE MATTRESS

Get a plastic sandwich baggie and put some Vaseline in it. Then put your p[SIZE=2]e[/SIZE]nis in and squish all the Vaseline around so it covers your p[SIZE=2]e[/SIZE]nis. Once that is done, kneel in front of a bed. Lift the up mattress and put your p[SIZE=2]e[/SIZE]nis, with the baggie still on it, between the mattress and the box-spring. Start pumping as if you were having sex. When you're done, all you have to do is throw away the baggie.:thumb:[/QUOTE]
n00b drill a hole in the wal custom fit to your *****, staple a condom to the sides on of the hole and then tear the condom off when your done, psh mastUrbation n00b

Yay, msn is working... No one online though...

[QUOTE=neal_672]Sounds like my new year...[/QUOTE]

So you agree thats not exactly a good night. :)

[QUOTE=neal_672]:lol: not at all the time, just most of it :thumb: Them storms were crazy the other week like![/QUOTE]

how bad were u hit our janitor at school was like nearly screwed from a tree falling on him * trys not to laugh* :rolleyes:

[QUOTE=mambogangsta]Yay, msn is working... No one online though...[/QUOTE]

Mines not. :upset:

[QUOTE=PaulR]was upset by my ex-girlfriend.
[/QUOTE]


God I hate that!! Why do exes alway get to you? :upset:


:smoke:

[QUOTE=lemoley]how bad were u hit our janitor at school was like nearly screwed from a tree falling on him * trys not to laugh* :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

My house didn't take any damage but trees were falling all over the plae..

[QUOTE=Muadip]God I hate that!! Why do exes alway get to you? :upset:


:smoke:[/QUOTE]
I don't know but mine sucks an unbelievable amount...

[QUOTE=neal_672]I don't know but mine sucks an unbelievable amount...[/QUOTE]

I'm still friends with mine, I was just upset that we couldn't sort things out.

[QUOTE=PaulR]So you agree thats not exactly a good night. :)[/QUOTE]
No it's not, i had to be carried home :lol:

But cheer up Paul :thumb:

sh1t really i didnt actualy see any trees fall over but i saw them on the ground if you get what i mean there were loads

****ty girls :upset:! But we can't live without though :lol:



:smoke:

[QUOTE=neal_672]I don't know but mine sucks an unbelievable amount...[/QUOTE]

Who says that's a bad thing? :naughty:

[QUOTE=Rollo47]Who says that's a bad thing? :naughty:[/QUOTE]

123 lol :lol:

[QUOTE=Rollo47]Who says that's a bad thing? :naughty:[/QUOTE]

When it's not you it's kinda upsetting :lol:


:smoke:

[QUOTE=Rollo47]Who says that's a bad thing? :naughty:[/QUOTE]

:lol: Not in that sense :rolleyes:

But.... :naughty:

Jumps on the :naughty: bandwagon.

:upset: I need gigs :upset:


:smoke:

Aaaand im back..cursed computer.

[QUOTE=Muadip]:upset: I need gigs :upset:


:smoke:[/QUOTE]
I got one this saturday. :thumb: ...and a studio recording session sometime too.

[QUOTE=Muadip]:upset: I need gigs :upset:


:smoke:[/QUOTE]
I've got a couple lined up, if you fancy travelling ot North east England we could team up and do a twin bass act with my Rock n Roll band :lol:

[QUOTE=neal_672]I've got a couple lined up, if you fancy travelling ot North east England we could team up and do a twin bass act with my Rock n Roll band :lol:[/QUOTE]

That would be nice! I have a band, but they are so uncommitted :( We haven't even practiced for over a month...


:smoke:

Yay MSN is workin again

Wow that sucks, my band practice at least once a week...

hello! :wave:

Hey Luke :wave:

hey neal hows it going?

muadip: i just realised something in your bit under your name(forgot whats it is called) ..3th?? :p

I'm alright thanks mate, how about you?

[QUOTE=bassist-bmxer]
muadip: i just realised something in your bit under your name(forgot whats it is called) ..3th?? :p[/QUOTE]


:D yes! ;)

It's a Tool thing :)


:smoke:

hello again mx

Grr. Got MSN working, and now its just signed me out again. Darn.

That happened to me earlier. I'm online but nobody else is, which kind of defeats the object of it really...

To the guys a few pages back:

I'm from Puerto Rico (near the Equator), so... no snow :upset:.

Not even in winter. Actually, we have no winter; just an endless summer with varying temperature.

i'm ok thanks.

muadip: oh ok, now i look dumb! :p

It happened, then let me on, and some of my mates, but now it isn't doing anything at all. Frustrating.

On a different note, anybody ever play Vib Ribbon for the PlayStation?

[QUOTE=Radiobass81]To the guys a few pages back:

I'm from Puerto Rico (near the Equator), so... no snow :upset:.

Not even in winter. Actually, we have no winter; just an endless summer with varying temperature.[/QUOTE]
Wow that must suck!