Horror movies don't scare me. Not much does, except reversed audio tracks. Seriously, they **** me. I'm sitting here listening to Marilyn Manson - Tourniquet backwards and i'm getting the most horrible feeling..

Apparently he says "Right now I am most vulnerable". I have yet to hear it though.

Just remember that if you dont eat meat you start breaking out in [u]v[/u]aginas and eventually become one great big giant [u]p[/u]ussy.

EDIT: hahaha slightly confuzzled sea lion

Alright, so I havn't quite figured out the word filter yet.

Exactly which word turns to slightly confuzzled sea lion?

P[U]u[/U]ssy

Ahh.

I should've figured.

Hah.

My cat is a jealous bastard. There's this cat that keeps coming around and we were nice to her so he chases her away now. He was looking in the mirror and my mom decided to see if it'd work again...so she started saying like "Ohhh niiice kitty good kitty~~~" and acting like she was going to pet his reflection...he started hissing and getting uber pissy at his reflection.

I freckin hate cats. Doorknobs. There boring.

I love my cat.

He's fuzzy. And fat. And provides lots of entertainment for not only me, but my Graphic Design class as well when I regale them with stories of what an utter retard he really is.

i love dogs.

but im allergic to them...

Awww.

That really blows, like...hardcore and junk.

Sorrah =(

Dogs are where its at. I once had a cat and it started hissing at me and it bit. We took it to the Vet and found out it had a brain tumor.

My Dog: Freddy.
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/berk11/P8080011.jpg[/IMG]

Fukin hell. I'm reading up on Reverse Speech, and while its 1 AM, and i'm scaring myself sh!tless with this satanic message sh!t, they just [I]have[/I] to suprise me with this picture...

[IMG]http://www.reversespeech.com/imgs/Sandra.gif[/IMG]

I used to have a dog.

We gave it heartguard so it didn't get ringworm.

Guess what it died of.

[url]http://jeffmilner.com/backmasking.htm[/url]

Check that **** out. A bunch of songs played backwards. They're crazy.

Tonight was weird.

My mom asks me if I burnt my penis at the dinner table.

I saw the flash page with the Stairway backmask years ago. It's just all these new things...

It started a few hours ago when I was looking for Tool album easter eggs. I found one which is very impressive.

[QUOTE=We_Love_Lime]Tonight was weird.

My mom asks me if I burnt my penis at the dinner table.[/QUOTE]
WHAT?

why she asked you that? lol

today i rescued a cat from a tree.
i felt heroic. :)

[QUOTE=shablul]WHAT?

why she asked you that? lol[/QUOTE]

Because I dropped something hot on my lap, and she thought I wasn't wearing pants or anything, so she asked. I was like Mom?

DUDE,

you eat nude at the dinner table? huh?

Anyone want me to post a thread, sharing the Tool 10,000 days easter egg?

[QUOTE=We_Love_Lime]Because I dropped something hot on my lap, and she thought I wasn't wearing pants or anything, so she asked. I was like Mom?[/QUOTE]

hahaha what the hell man? Did you have skin colored pants on or something?

I was wearing green shorts.
I don't even ****ing know, it was just absolutely rediculous.

Intresting.

Say something equally as awkward about her vag!na next time.

Eww No.
That's my mom.
And that's her Vaginer.
So No.
Eww No.

haha vaginer. I havent heard that one before.

Just found Conflict: Desert Storm in my cd collection along with Ghost Recon. I might play through those in between breaks from New Breed.

I'm in a really sh[B]i[/B]tty f[B]u[/B]cking mood now.

I asked for a f[B]u[/B]cking coffee cup for my birthday.

A cup.

Can I get it? No, because we can't spend anything above $3 at a god damn garage sale on a f[B]u[/B]cking cup.


A CUP.

Everyone just wants to be me clothes. I don't want clothes.
I could care less about clothes, but nooo.
Oh, Pespi, we should stop looking at anything remotely useful and interesting and go spend $300 on a pair of jeans and some frilly f[B]u[/B]cking tit covers that don't even fit after the first month because my stupid f[B]u[/B]cking milk bags keep growing and hurt like f[B]u[/B]ck and then we can go buy some god damn happy little $50 t-shirts that say cute little things like, "Hot'n'Sexy", or "Cutie Pie" and then I can prance around in them with a nice pair of too-tight, crotch height jeans and 3" bright pink jelly heels and be a happy, stupid little fat f[B]u[/B]cking son of a bitch just like the rest of the girls my age, who I should absolutely emulate.

AND I'M SICK OF BEING CALLED NEGATIVE!
F[B]U[/B]CK!

Heh.
Those shirts that say Cute on really ugly girls are really funny to witness.
I love when they say Hollister on their butts, and your trying to read what it says, and they get mad at you for staring at their butt, same thing with their chest.

You staring at my chest?
No damnit, I'm trying to read what's written on your boob, stay still will you?!

They shouldn't make them that big.
Or, the people who would buy them that size, should be slapped. How can you be that stupid to not realize that wearing a shirt that says "Hottie" when you're fat enough to qualify for a Rascal is going to cause a bit of laughter.





This sucks. This is the first year that I haven't got anything at all for my birthday. And it's supposed to be the all important one, too.