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Riva 02-27-2008 10:39 PM

No, water pressure. i.e. Her tits are artificially supported. i.e. I am calling her bluff.

NemesisDivina 02-27-2008 10:40 PM

[QUOTE=guitrguy;16041572]I took geometry in the 9th grade.[/QUOTE]

I really suck at math. So I'm taking Geometry this year (10th Grade)

I honestly believe that I should be in the higher level though, it was all because my damn 6th grade math teacher couldn't keep track of my assignments so I got a bad grade and had to move down JUST because of him. And now I'm still stuck here.

gmoneyguy 02-27-2008 10:42 PM

Geometry is the the tenth grade math class, typically.

jrowa001 02-27-2008 10:42 PM

Amy Reid is the biggest butterface in the world. tits, ***, are all perfect but her face is so nasty

1338 h4x0r 02-27-2008 10:42 PM

[QUOTE=guitrguy;16041572]I took geometry in the 9th grade.

Yeah I know that, but what bout the tit mace? @chris jr.[/QUOTE]

Chris [i]Junior[/i] eh?

Well you hammer on the Xian's armor with the tit mace, with the edge of the titty flange, until a gash opens up and then try to tear it open. Or you can go right for the skull.

@ Riva, here is the definition of 'dubious boobies'

[url]http://www.modellbilder.se/userdata/pics/fullsize/237000/237169f-lnf.jpg[/url]

Iluvatar 02-27-2008 10:43 PM

[QUOTE=Riva;16041529]The 1+1=3 thing has a dubious proof which balances around the fact that 0.99999999999999999 is approximately equal to 1.[/QUOTE]

The big one that goes around is far easier, but is easily disproved because it divides by 0 at one point (assuming a = b, it divides something by a - b at one point etc).

They are all bullshit but still its neat to read until you get to the end,

NemesisDivina 02-27-2008 10:44 PM

[QUOTE=guitrguy;16041586]Geometry is the the tenth grade math class, typically.[/QUOTE]

Sort of...

At our school, it's where all the 'average' kids go to. I started off in an above average class and then that damn teacher lost all my ****.

****er.

Bread and Faxes 02-27-2008 10:44 PM

[QUOTE=guitrguy]Geometry is the the tenth grade math class, typically.[/QUOTE]

I was a dumbass so I took it in 11th :p

gmoneyguy 02-27-2008 10:45 PM

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;16041588]Chris [i]Junior[/i] eh?[/QUOTE]

You are the newer and younger chris.

1338 h4x0r 02-27-2008 10:46 PM

[QUOTE=jrowa001;16041587]Amy Reid is the biggest butterface in the world. tits, ***, are all perfect but her face is so nasty[/QUOTE]

I'll hit it if you won't

Oh and jrowa001, I direct you to

[url]http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=552120[/url]

@ guitrguy, can't I have a better nickname? like just 'Hever'?

Permanent Solution 02-27-2008 10:47 PM

math nubs itt

Bread and Faxes 02-27-2008 10:48 PM

[QUOTE=NemesisDivina]Sort of...

At our school, it's where all the 'average' kids go to. I started off in an above average class and then that damn teacher lost all my ****.

****er.[/QUOTE]

Yeah all the intelligent kids were in Calculus and Trig.

Riva 02-27-2008 10:49 PM

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;16041603]I'll hit it if you won't

Oh and jrowa001, I direct you to

[url]http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=552120[/url]

@ guitrguy, can't I have a better nickname? like just 'Hever'?[/QUOTE]

Hey Hever,

Where did you learn Swedish from? Seeing as what I have heard on the grapevine about you puts you down as an American-born friend of Mappy's who sometimes shares his bed and his fetishes?

Permanent Solution 02-27-2008 10:50 PM

At my high school the intelligent kids took Calc 3 and Diff Eq their Junior year. ****ing nerds.

1338 h4x0r 02-27-2008 10:50 PM

The limit of time that math titty jokes are funny as the number of math titty jokes approaches infinity is infinity

Bread and Faxes 02-27-2008 10:51 PM

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution]At my high school the intelligent kids took Calc 3 and Diff Eq their Junior year. ****ing nerds.[/QUOTE]

wtf. Not even the kids around here could handle that. We have AP math classes. I took AP english and got a college credit.

gmoneyguy 02-27-2008 10:51 PM

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;16041603]I'll hit it if you won't

Oh and jrowa001, I direct you to

[url]http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=552120[/url]

@ guitrguy, can't I have a better nickname? like just 'Hever'?[/QUOTE]

I'll dl it later, I'm a bit to high for heavy reading.

Permanent Solution 02-27-2008 10:52 PM

[QUOTE=Bread and Faxes;16041623]wtf. Not even the kids around here could handle that. We have AP math classes. I took AP english and got a college credit.[/QUOTE]
I took 11 APs and Calc 3 and Diff Eq at a CC while in HS, and liek I said, I wasn't the smartest by any means.

Bread and Faxes 02-27-2008 10:53 PM

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution]I took 11 APs and Calc 3 and Diff Eq at a CC while in HS, and liek I said, I wasn't the smartest by any means.[/QUOTE]

I knew people in Maryland were really dumb >:[

big80smullet 02-27-2008 10:54 PM

i think the golden ratio when applied to tits is the profile width of the body would be approx 1.6 times the profile width of the boobs

as in viewed from the side. I know the perfect body has a head exactly 1 7th or 1 6th of the total height. :/

1338 h4x0r 02-27-2008 10:54 PM

[QUOTE=Riva;16041614]
Where did you learn Swedish from? Seeing as what I have heard on the grapevine about you puts you down as an American-born friend of Mappy's who sometimes shares his bed and his fetishes?[/QUOTE]

I'm not into traps and furries

But, yes, I am mappy's real-life broseph and American. We both like history, so maybe that's a fetish.

I learned Swedish mostly from [i]An Essential Swedish Grammar[/i], the lexin online dictionary and a lot of reading and talking on MSN

I probably want to move der some day. [i]Jag vill dö i Norden![/i]

EDIT - the only qualm I have about living in Sweden is that I wouldn't stand out at all if I only had blond hair. Might get boring.

Bread and Faxes 02-27-2008 10:56 PM

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r]I'm not into traps and furries[/QUOTE]

I know this guy who lives around me whos a total furry

1338 h4x0r 02-27-2008 10:57 PM

[QUOTE=Bread and Faxes;16041640]I know this guy who lives around me whos a total furry[/QUOTE]

lol

what kind(s) of animal(s) and why?

Permanent Solution 02-27-2008 10:57 PM

[QUOTE=Bread and Faxes;16041632]I knew people in Maryland were really dumb >:[[/QUOTE]

Eh, my school was just over achieving.

My senior year:
CCHS students receive many individual honors for their accomplishments, including being named Presidential Scholars, A.P. State Scholars, and A.P. National Scholars. In 2003-04, 31 students were named A.P. National Scholars, one A.P. State Scholar, 154 A.P. Scholars with Distinction, 88 as A.P. Scholars with Honors, and 131 were recognized as A.P. Scholars.

Riva 02-27-2008 10:58 PM

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;16041637]I'm not into traps and furries

But, yes, I am mappy's real-life broseph and American. We both like history, so maybe that's a fetish.

I learned Swedish mostly from [i]An Essential Swedish Grammar[/i], the lexin online dictionary and a lot of reading and talking on MSN

I probably want to move der some day. [i]Jag vill dö i Norden![/i][/QUOTE]

I'm going down the same path, except I have [I]Colloquial Swedish[/I] instead. It's such a great place, I wish I had more money so I could have stayed for longer. Men, jag vill inte dö i Norden!

Bread and Faxes 02-27-2008 10:59 PM

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r]lol

what kind(s) of animal(s) and why?[/QUOTE]

I don't study the dude. But I hear he has a fox costume 0.0

1338 h4x0r 02-27-2008 11:00 PM

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;16041646]Eh, my school was just over achieving.

My senior year: ... 88 as A.P. Scholars with Honors[/QUOTE]

Sieg und Krieg 'til tha day we die, bro

@ Riva - It's my dream to die in the snow like Valfar

Permanent Solution 02-27-2008 11:02 PM

So what turns you on?

Pretend you're dead, that would turn me on.

You're a sick little **** aren't you?

I just get what I want, even if it's by force.

You don't have to rape the willing.

edit: I was National AP Scholar woo.

Bread and Faxes 02-27-2008 11:02 PM

My highschool was, and still is one of the lowest in my county.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution]So what turns you on?

Pretend you're dead, that would turn me on.

You're a sick little **** aren't you?

I just get what I want, even if it's by force.

You don't have to rape the willing.[/QUOTE]


lulz at necrophilia.

Riva 02-27-2008 11:02 PM

Haha. You should bid goodbye to your wife and children then, and proudly proclaim, "I march on Valhalla!" Then you can shoulder your axe, walk out into the snow, and be found three days later, sitting straight up on a rock in the middle of a forest, frozen to death.


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