It's just as good as you could imagine.

And why the hell were you doing human dartboard?


P.s. anyone know where I can download the first command and conquer?

What's Human Dartboard?

'Liven it up' doesnt quite cover it...

[QUOTE=Wish]So the human dart board isn't as bad as you'd think though I did it on the front of my body instead of my back... and on my butt.

The audio version of [I]Score[/I] is one of the best things ever. Dunno about the DVD though I'm sure it's more impressive.[/QUOTE]


Eh, are you like, 12 or something.

'soup

Wow I don't think I've seen a grown woman so scared as I did today :(

It was about 4ish and all I heard was a shout from the front doors (the undercover security guard) He'd caught a young woman stealing face wash/blades.
He asked her nicely to come with him into that back office, most of the people he catches go quietly. But she fell down onto the ground and started kicking and screaming, knocking things over etc. So he grabbed her and dragged her to the office. On the way she knocked over stands and threw things all over the place.
Because of security rules the manager of the store had to go and sit with them in the office. I was over the other side of the shop and I could here her and the guard shouting at eachother...
About 10 mintues later we here this big loud smash and someone screaming.

It turns out that she had lit up a fag in the office, when the guard asked her to put it out she didn't, so he took it out her mouth for her and stubbed it out.
She went [I]CRAZY[/I], took a bottle of vodka out of one of her bags and smashed it on the floor. Broken glass was everywhere and she was waving the top about, she smashed up the desk - including a computer. The guard managed to calm her down and search her and he found:
Drugs
More vodka
Syringes.

The police were called and then she made a big fuss so the riot police were called and came to drag her away.

I was talking to my manager just after it all happened and she was terrified. She was shaking so much.
I mean, the office they take the shoplifters into is tiny. And there was this crazy, high, drunk woman waving about a broken bottle in it.

scary.

Sh[size=2]it[/size] : \

P.S. Mondo Generator's [I]Cocaine Rodeo[/I] arrived for me at work, it pwns :D

Also got the sequel to [I]Hollow Chocolate Bunnies Of The Apocalypse[/I], the best book ever, called [I]The Toyminator[/I]

:cool:

Should have kicked her in the cun[SIZE=2]t.
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[SIZE=1]Omg Zowe, worst night ever last night :([/SIZE]

[QUOTE=AG]Should have kicked her in the cun[SIZE=2]t.
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[SIZE=1]Omg Zowe, worst night ever last night :([/SIZE][/QUOTE]
lol she was all dirty and her hands were all cut too. And she was from Glasgow which automatically makes her 50% scarier :(

[SIZE="1"]I can't get on msn just now. Tell me about it when I can get on if you want
/hug
[/SIZE]

'sup AG?

Oh but it does.

[QUOTE=jesusfinger]'sup AG?[/QUOTE]


Women. Bloody women.








/I didn't murder someone last night

>_>


<_<

[QUOTE=AG]/I didn't murder someone last night

>_>


<_<[/QUOTE]


Nope.




You paid someone else to do it!!! :eek:

[QUOTE=AG]Women. Bloody women.
[/QUOTE]

AT LEAST YOU'RE GETTING SOME >: \

There was a massive crash in Huddersfield last night. 3 lasses in one car were killed I think, and another car crashed into a van, badly hurting the driver. I think another guy was killed in the second car. Apparently they were racing, so I've no sympathy for those guys. I hope they're pleased with themselves

There are loads of street races around about where I stay, I've never heard of anyone dying due to it. It's bound to happen soon I guess...

:D oohheee
flipped down:
[url]http://i3.tinypic.com/27yy6uh.jpg[/url] :cool: supadupa coo'

"[I]Sexyyyyyyyyyyyy ... [/I]" [like off've that song]

[QUOTE=Wrecked ladies last night]If we get off with eachother will you give us a pound for a parmo"[/QUOTE]


I remember the days when it was a rariety to see girls kissing. Now you can see it for a pound, or a bit of parmo.

Eeesh, state of kids today.

...

Fu[size=2]cks[/size] parmo?

Name change! :D

[QUOTE=AG]I remember the days when it was a rariety to see girls kissing. Now you can see it for a pound, or a bit of parmo.

Eeesh, state of kids today.[/QUOTE]
ehh parmo? :-/


woo Pat O))) :cool:

A parmo is a teesside speciality. Fried chicken with cheese sauce and cheese.

You'll both have to try it when you come. And you will cum.



In order for the joke to be funny, replace 'parmo' with 'burger'

Stop getting me excited about cumming to that club thing :mad:

tis not fair!


YAY x-factor :upset:

Huddersfield doesn't really have any specialities :-\ Unless you count the clientele

/turns off muse to watch X Factor.

And you should be excited, it's amazing (when you're drunk enough and not in an emotional confuzzle)

Sweet :D

Are there precious Meturghlz to be had? o.O

[QUOTE=AG]/turns off muse to watch X Factor.

And you should be excited, it's amazing (when you're drunk enough and not in an emotional confuzzle)[/QUOTE]
woo their in Scottie Land this week! :D

I am really excited! You do know you'll have to give me a week or so warning so I get book train tickets?
Woo JD here I come!

We'll sort it out a while in advance, then you're get apex (read: cheap) train tix. I'll have to get the saturday off work too.

I'll sleep in my bed, you can have the top bunk and Phil and Pat can sleep together on the floor.

*they're

:naughty:


Pat will need to watch out. Phill's into the back hole...

I'm drinking a Liqueur Coffee.

Mmm.


God Kirsten is a knobber. I wish she'd text me and lemme know what the **** is going on in her head.

Hello chaps and chapesses.

MX was broken for a while:(