My friend's aunt had to write a paper proving why 1 + 1 = 3 and it's actually possible to prove. You just have to use some really obscure logic to do it. It took her like 8 pages typed in calculations to prove it.

[QUOTE=blueyxd;16041368]did you know that 1/phi = phi-1[/QUOTE]

yeah, and Phi^2 = 1+Phi

Thats odd. 1 + 1 = 2 and the like is one of the only things philosophers can agree on.

[QUOTE=NemesisDivina;16041419]My friend's aunt had to write a paper proving why 1 + 1 = 3 and it's actually possible to prove. You just have to use some really obscure logic to do it. It took her like 8 pages typed in calculations to prove it.[/QUOTE]

Sum it up in a brief sentence for me plz???

[QUOTE=jrowa001;16041426]yeah, and Phi^2 = 1+Phi[/QUOTE]
Cool. I haven't seen that one before.

also
1.4 (rounded down to 1)
+ 1.4 (rounded down to 1)
= 2.8 (rounded up to 3)

oooh thats a bit of a stretch.

Math ****ing sucks balls.

lets talk about tits.

lim tits -> 0 = keira kinghtley

thats fine with me. who else thinks Monica Bellucci has a nice rack?

I wonder how the golden ratio would apply to tits.

"The golden nipple is located at a height from the bottom of the golden breast that is 1.618 x the width of the breast."

edit: that doesn't seem to look right

[QUOTE=jrowa001;16041242]actually the Hindu-Arabs were the first known people to use 0. then Leonardo Fibonacci took their number system and introduced it to the Europeans. i never knew that our numbers were created by how many angles there are in each number. like "0" has no angles, "8" has 8 angles (the original was like 2 squares). if anybody wants to learn some cool stuff, look up Fibonaicc's sequence and the Golden Ratio[/QUOTE]

I think, mate, you will find that the Hindu-Arabs aren't actually a single civilisation. :p

But the Golden Ratio is rather interesting, since it pops up in so many places in nature; from nautilus' shells to leaf veins.

EDIT: I think Boticelli's [I]Birth of Venus[/I] follows the golden ratio. Venus has some nice tits.

math id for losers tbh

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;16041512]math id for losers tbh[/QUOTE]

Parodying jrowa or just tired? You be the judge, dear Denizens of R&M.

do your specialisze id english?

as is par for the last week plus, i slept four hours last night.

edit: typos ffs guys

[QUOTE=The Door Mouse;16041436]Sum it up in a brief sentence for me plz???[/QUOTE]

There's gotta be a contradiction in there somewhere, or the fabric of the Universe is tearing apart. If 1+1 = 3, then 4 = 6 and so forth. Everything would look like a Picasso painting.

I was playing around with phi and determined it to be lim n->inf [sqrt(n^2+n^2/4)+n/2] / n

I looked on wikipedia and saw the real answer

phayle

The 1+1=3 thing has a dubious proof which balances around the fact that 0.99999999999999999 is approximately equal to 1.

I ♥ tits

[QUOTE=Riva;16041529]The 1+1=3 thing has a dubious proof which balances around the fact that 0.99999999999999999 is approximately equal to 1.[/QUOTE]

correction

lim n->inf 9/10^1 + 9/10^2 + 9/10^3 + ... + 9/10^n [i]is[/i] 1, not approximately equal to 1

oh yes, and tits

how closely do you think Emelie Lindberg's tits conform to phi?

[url]http://modellbilder.se/userdata/pics/fullsize/226500/226636f-nkj.jpg[/url]

I'm thinking like >= 90%

@ guitrguy - yeah but remember about what I told you on last.fm; you can't own Xians with tits, unless you made some kind of epic tit mace

mmmmmmmm

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;16041544]mmmmmmmm[/QUOTE]

what did you think of my math history paper bro?

it needed more tits tbh (i.e., section on Hypatia)

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;16041540]correction

lim n->inf 9/10^1 + 9/10^2 + 9/10^3 + ... + 9/10^n [i]is[/i] 1, not approximately equal to 1

oh yes, and tits

how closely do you think Emelie Lindberg's tits conform to phi?

[url]http://modellbilder.se/userdata/pics/fullsize/226500/226636f-nkj.jpg[/url]

I'm thinking like >= 90%

@ guitrguy - yeah but remember about what I told you on last.fm; you can't own Xians with tits, unless you made some kind of epic tit mace[/QUOTE]
Actually no :( Tits mace sounds awesome though.

I was taught a different proof in high school. And her tits are not phi at all. More akin to Ψ, if you know what I mean.

Am I the only one that's really confused at the moment?

[I]Your mum[/I] is really confused.

I am, but I've only taken up to business calculus

hey guitrguy. Introduce me to your friends

[QUOTE=Riva;16041554][I]Your mum[/I] is really confused.[/QUOTE]

:eek:

[QUOTE=guitrguy;16041555]I am, but I've only taken up to business calculus[/QUOTE]

i'm only in geometry right now :upset:

[QUOTE=Riva;16041550]I was taught a different proof in high school. And her tits are not phi at all. More akin to Ψ, if you know what I mean.[/QUOTE]

Gamma function from (0,4)?

[url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/52/Gamma_plot.svg[/url]

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Actually no. :( Tits mace sounds awesome though.
[/quote]

That's how some Hindu divinities gained supreme power: by meditating and not getting laid.

I took geometry in the 9th grade.

Yeah I know that, but what bout the tit mace? @chris jr.