Yea, I read that. That blows man.

My friends hang out with some skanks. The girls there last night were so slutty.

How much damage did you do?

Nice!

I've got a girlfriend, so I don't **** wit dem hoes. It would have been too easy, though. These girls were literally like I NEED TO GET LAID TONIGHT.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan;15286760]Yea, I read that. That blows man.[/quote]
ugh, i got so drunk i thought i was sober i guess?

[quote]My friends hang out with some skanks. The girls there last night were so slutty.[/QUOTE]

lol, that sucks

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;15286765]How much damage did you do?[/QUOTE]

a little to the other car, none to my buddy's

I backed up into this dude at a coffee stand. The ****ing stand was located in such a strange way, so it was impossible to maneuver correctly. Once I backed into him he came out "ARR ****ING PIECE OF ****" and he was ready to take my head off. When I looked as his car the only thing I did was scatch off a hair of paint. I gave him 20 bucks and left, lol.

hahaha wow

I was at a light once and I was messing around with the radio and accidentally took my foot off the brake. I slowly knocked into this guy LOL

last night was just so absurd.

my one friend's girlfriend started trying to fight me, and was all in my face in this hallway.

then she turned around and grabbed another friend of mine and kissed him passionately, and then turned back like one second later and just started flipping out on me. :lol:

absurd drunkenness last night.

I cut some dude off yesterday because I accidentally got into the wrong lane and swerved back into the other one.

a friend of mine lives up on a hill, so i got to drive a couple miles up a very steep narrow dirt road where there are lots of sharp turns. so one day im driving up and a car starts coming down the opposite direction and theres no room for both of us to pass and theres nothing to block me from driving off the cliff so i got to drive down the whole way in reverse so i can let the guy go. scariest thing ive ever had to do

aww why didn't you drive off the cliff? :(

sorry Elim, i was thinking that if i died that would of made you happy so i tried really hard to live

I got ran over and went through a guys windshield a while back. He gave me $500 and was freaking out so I was like uhhh sweet

Rich people \m///////////

500 for going through a windshield and you think you got off good?

=|

I got hit by a car here at school last year. More like tapped, but I still wasn't happy.

Dude, how the **** did you go through a car windshield? You must've been hit HARD because they're so strong.

i got my permit finally

a whole year after i could have..

Yeah, now you have to wait 6 months to get your license.

yeah i know it sucks

i can drive fine

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;15287142]Dude, how the **** did you go through a car windshield? You must've been hit HARD because they're so strong.[/QUOTE]

Skateboard.

You guys misunderstood though. He gave me 500 and told me to go home.

EDIT: On topic of permits and shi I have my license but don't drive lol

lol homecoming

huh

Well. I had a fun experience yesterday. I was invited to a drinking party and I ended up a f‪uckign zombie because I drunk tequila, white rum, beer, vodka and brandy.

I puked only twice. :o

Similar thing happened to me last week.

lol tojes u da man

Keep on playing our favorite song, turn it up while you're gone.

I kinda needed feeling inebriated. :(

Did you drink your worries away?

hey guys

hey :wave:

[QUOTE=repcak;15287447]hey guys[/QUOTE]

hey! What's going on?

[QUOTE=repcak]hey guys[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Edi Gibson;15287454]hey :wave:[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Kage]hey![/QUOTE]

[SIZE="7"]HAY GUYS[/SIZE]

[QUOTE=Kage;15287483]hey! What's going on?[/QUOTE]

your mom!!

[QUOTE=Kage;15287392]Did you drink your worries away?[/QUOTE]
I drunk my f‪ucking frustations away. I hadn't gotten to a idiotic phase in like 2 or 3 months. :(


EDIT: HAYO INCOLDBLOOD

WASUP TOJES DOBEANER

/drunk talk

I drink VERY heavily when I am extremely stressed and/or depressed. You may think I drink heavily already, no. You have no idea :lol:

Drinking your frustrations away is like putting a small band-aid on a slit throat. But it works for the time being I guess :-/

[QUOTE=Kage;15287483]hey! What's going on?[/QUOTE]

not much... came home from a friend; we jammed for a some 2hours and now i'm back home, but i think i will go to bed...

Back from my honeymoon! Unfortunately after tonight I'll be in academy until mid-november, so I still wont be on all that much.

I hope you got laid mucho. And if you ****ers have a kid, name it after me.

[QUOTE=ICB;15287507]WASUP TOJES DOBEANER

/drunk talk

I drink VERY heavily when I am extremely stressed and/or depressed. You may think I drink heavily already, no. You have no idea :lol:

Drinking your frustrations away is like putting a small band-aid on a slit throat. But it works for the time being I guess :-/[/QUOTE]
No it was frustrating because I hadn't had fun in like ages =(