Dude.

What.

The f[U]u[/U]ck.

meh

Yay, enter the haggis by arcturus is playing. That song is so fecking groovy

[QUOTE=maniac0796]I didn't really have an orgy :(
I had an orgy of rectal haemorages thought....

Saturnalia of the prolapsial rectal haemorrahge. Means something like orgy of the slipping of the organs through the bleeding rectum.[/QUOTE]

Lyke omg I totely like long walks on the beach too!

Wow, i don't walk along my beach. My beach has a mile long walking bit, and it's all non cycling. But walking a mile takes too long so i just cycle, which leaves loads of old biddys yelling at me. then theres like another mile on the right which is all stones, thats where we have fires and stuff, and then there's like a mile on the left, split in 2 by a river, which the far half is kinda a nudist beach and the other half is a place for dog walkers, and place for boats to pull up onto the beach.

All I have to walk on are sidwalks.

I dont even have sidewalks....

yeah they just built some near my house over the past 3 years. They are better than walking on the road and getting your dog run over.

My girlfriend got a drumkit!!! And it's a real nice vintage Premier too! w00t w00t!

Haha thats awesome. A girlfriend that plays drums. Are you gonna teach her?

Ack. I am in major, majormajormajor need of a job.

Haha I've tried all summer. I found one place that hires 15 year olds, and I called them about 15 times this summer asking if they were hiring. :lol:

[QUOTE=Freebyrd]Haha thats awesome. A girlfriend that plays drums. Are you gonna teach her?[/QUOTE]

Yeah. She can already play a nice funky groove, and 2:3 and 3:4 polyrhythms!

[QUOTE=British Boy]My girlfriend got a drumkit!!! And it's a real nice vintage Premier too! w00t w00t![/QUOTE]

You lucky bastard....

And if thats the girl you posted in that Lets see those faces thread....im going to have to kill you, skin you, and wear that skin so i can get with your girlfriend.


Or just win her over the old fashioned way with honest love and devotion..





I think i'll stick with killing you:thumb:

Sunshine.
Are you turning down my offer to become High Preist?

Toads are really stupid little creatures.
I saw 4 of them while mowing the lawn, ran over one, and had to pick up the other three and throw them over the hedge because they were hopping into the uncut grass instead of away. =/

[QUOTE=We_Love_Lime]Sunshine.
Are you turning down my offer to become High Preist?[/QUOTE]

What can I be lime? huh huh?


.....

imagine if they did mix tang with limes.

that'd be deadly..wow.

the possibilities.

You can be Official Party Maker/Bouncer/Financial Manager/Weed Gatherer/Bartender/Potionist/Wizard/Messenger Boy/Tasty Orange Vitamin C Enriched Artificial Flavoured Drink/ and Head Budhist Monk.

[QUOTE=We_Love_Lime]You can be Official Party Maker/Bouncer/Financial Manager/Weed Gatherer/Bartender/Potionist/Wizard/Messenger Boy/Tasty Orange Vitamin C Enriched Artificial Flavoured Drink/ and Head Budhist Monk.[/QUOTE]

I love you.

I was well offended at work today. In the south west, everyone is stereotyped as being fat farmers totally hammered on cider whilst driving tractors around, with a bit of corn in their mouth.
So i was at work, and some dick came in and whilst i was serving him, he asked what i wanted to be when i was older, and i said i don't know, and he was like "do you want to become a farmer? How old are you?" and i was like, "15", and he was like, "getting your tractor licesnce next year?" and then he left. I called him a tosser when he left....

Hehe. Some Marine tried to recruit me.

Aww Tang.

[QUOTE=Pespi]Toads are really stupid little creatures.
I saw 4 of them while mowing the lawn, ran over one, and had to pick up the other three and throw them over the hedge because they were hopping into the uncut grass instead of away. =/[/QUOTE]

bitch....

has it ever occured to you that animals would go into the uncut grass to hide? Yeah, its basic logic and instinct. They're running from your ****ing loud lawnmower and hiding....where's the best place to hide? Oh yeah, the ****ing tall grass.

God damn....

:lol:

Seafroggys are you gonna make it?

[QUOTE=Seafroggys]bitch....

has it ever occured to you that animals would go into the uncut grass to hide? Yeah, its basic logic and instinct. They're running from your ****ing loud lawnmower and hiding....where's the best place to hide? Oh yeah, the ****ing tall grass.

God damn....[/QUOTE]


So much anger for such small creatures. wow.

you love toads.

your passion for them inspires me.

[quote=maniac0796]I was well offended at work today. In the south west, everyone is stereotyped as being fat farmers totally hammered on cider whilst driving tractors around, with a bit of corn in their mouth.
So i was at work, and some dick came in and whilst i was serving him, he asked what i wanted to be when i was older, and i said i don't know, and he was like "do you want to become a farmer? How old are you?" and i was like, "15", and he was like, "getting your tractor licesnce next year?" and then he left. I called him a tosser when he left....[/quote]
Hah, I hate that ****. Everyone at my college assumes I'll be a hick because I live in maryland...even though thats not even a southern state technically.

My dad has this massive amplification system with CD player, and radio, record player, and these big speakers, and he keeps replacing bits. I'm well happy. I have an amp, 2 mid sized speakers, and a cool CD player. And this isn't your standard sony system you pick up at argos. This is like, really expensive proffesional stuff.

[QUOTE=Seafroggys]bitch....

has it ever occured to you that animals would go into the uncut grass to hide? Yeah, its basic logic and instinct. They're running from your ****ing loud lawnmower and hiding....where's the best place to hide? Oh yeah, the ****ing tall grass.

God damn....[/QUOTE]
I love how I'm an evil bitch just for mowing my lawn.

I could have, you know, just ran them all over. They survive because they usually squish low to the ground, so I would have had to run over them forwards, then reverse, and do it a few more times. Or I suppose I could have just put my foot on the part over the blade and pushed it down so it could get low enough to grind them into oblivion.

And yes, I realize that it's instinct, but it doesn't make it a smart move.
A lot of times, instinct ends up being lethal.

Like buffalo jump.

There's this place (I forget where; I think in Canada) and it's a big cliff where the natives of the land used to get together and scare the buffalo so that they'd run in the opposite direction and off the cliff to their death. Most efficient way of hunting EVER.

I read that in a Magazine too..

I saw that in a history video, whilst in history. And it won't be in canada, because they would of been plains indians, so it would be somewhere in the US.

I watched a program on explosives last night on sky one. The guy was in istanbul. That made me think of Istanbul cymbals.

I ran over a pidgeon on my bike, is that cruel? The dopey bastard wouldn't move...

[QUOTE=Pespi]I love how I'm an evil bitch just for mowing my lawn.

I could have, you know, just ran them all over. They survive because they usually squish low to the ground, so I would have had to run over them forwards, then reverse, and do it a few more times. Or I suppose I could have just put my foot on the part over the blade and pushed it down so it could get low enough to grind them into oblivion.

And yes, I realize that it's instinct, but it doesn't make it a smart move.
A lot of times, instinct ends up being lethal.[/QUOTE]



You're a better person than me, I'd ran over them.

although there really are none in my yard.

They all stay in the basement.