[QUOTE=P13;18502090]kinda hard to get action when the other person is on the other side of the continent

did get head before she left[/QUOTE]

did you nut in her mouth? i always do that's a pre-req for me being with a girl. emily loves to suck me off and swallow my cum. she says it makes her horny to see me get off

dude shut the hell up is that all you ever talk about anymore

someone is angry

lol what are you doing in rnm? yeah i really like emily and i have been spending a lot of time with her. i was at her house all day. sorry to talk about it a lot i'm just really happy to be with a girl that is so cool and good to me.

i think you're just sexually frustrated and taking it out on me because i have a girl that makes me happy

Aaron is right. Still, i've been involved recently with a submissive girl who likes roleplaying being treated like dirt most of the time, i've been managing her lifestyle for her and we've been slowly moving into this 24/7 D/s relationship. I have many plans if things keep going right :evil:

[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18502104]why wouldnt you talk about [I]everything[/I] candidly on an internet forum, that's what they're for[/QUOTE]

we don't need more csb posts

I remain guilty, however

[quote=slightly confuzzled sea lion]adb[/quote]

I know you have no other output than this forum to detail every minor event that gives your life significance but I still don't know what you are trying to imply here

haz u are da best

...

went to a little carnival thing tonight


ate my weight in cotton candy and fried dough ughhghghghg

[QUOTE=The Stig;18502189]Yeah sup Haz[/QUOTE]

nm big horse racing gold cup event in town tonight so work is gonna be busy as shit

relaxing for a bit

haz i can't remember if we're fb friends or not

it's possible I get random people adding me all the time

they just can't resist your pedophile looks and charm

[QUOTE=lukeskywalkertakingadump;18502182]lol what are you doing in rnm? yeah i really like emily and i have been spending a lot of time with her. i was at her house all day. sorry to talk about it a lot i'm just really happy to be with a girl that is so cool and good to me.

i think you're just sexually frustrated and taking it out on me because i have a girl that makes me happy[/QUOTE]

sorry man i'm just a little stressed out, ur right. shit might change for me tomorrow night though, i plan on taking charge with this girl ill be out with

on a side note this lexapro is really making me indifferent to sex. I still wanna hang with bitches and chat it up but i'm not too interested in railing them anymore its weird. though making out is sweet and maybe even oral sounds aight.

btw I'm in rnm cuz I like to read ur posts

get the fuk out

[I]I put a spell on you, because your mine....[/I]

read [B]THIS[/B]
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btich

social anxiety drug dude

works wonders though I prefer xanax

what drugs helped you with that paul?

[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18502211]read [B]THIS[/B]
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btich[/QUOTE]

Not if we can help it, [B]sleazebag[/B]!


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[QUOTE=beso negro;18502217]social anxiety drug dude

works wonders though I prefer xanax

what drugs helped you with that paul?[/QUOTE]

psh drugs for dealing with social anxiety

i've had social anxiety for many years a lot of it is cognitive stuff you have to work out for yourself

prescribing drugs as a band aid for psychological problems is bad news to me

That child on the left has huge ears jesus

that ****** up above has huge lips jesus

[QUOTE=Jackie Gleason;18502223]that ****** up above has huge lips jesus[/QUOTE]

I always envisioned Shortz as the yellow emoticon in her avatar

[QUOTE=Jackie Gleason;18502223]that ****** up above has huge lips jesus[/QUOTE]

Yeah, but at least I can use these to my advantage :thumb: That kid on the other hand with those ears...

[QUOTE=shortz;18502234]Yeah, but at least I can use these to my advantage :thumb: That kid on the other hand...[/QUOTE]

you've just set yourself up for a pedophile joke here

[QUOTE=Haz;18502235]you've just set yourself up for a pedophile joke here[/QUOTE]

Yeah, kind of realized that one haha

I have a feeling it was intentional

master manipulator you are, typical clown woman

[QUOTE=beso negro;18502207]sorry man i'm just a little stressed out, ur right. shit might change for me tomorrow night though, i plan on taking charge with this girl ill be out with

on a side note this lexapro is really making me indifferent to sex. I still wanna hang with bitches and chat it up but i'm not too interested in railing them anymore its weird. though making out is sweet and maybe even oral sounds aight.

btw I'm in rnm cuz I like to read ur posts[/QUOTE]

i'm on zoloft for my OCD. you have to understand zoloft isn't a magic bullet for meeting women it just relaxes you. i don't take it to meet girls or any thing I just take it for fun and also because I have some anxiety issues (OCD is an anxiety disorder) and it really calms my nerves. even if you do get xanax I can see you making an ass of yourself in front of girls still because of decreased inhibitions.

you really should just go to therapy dude. and you need to realize you're never going to get a girl because you have a decent job and a little money. tons of people have that stuff and live a lonely life. being interesting, personable and charming go along way. I'm not the best looking guy, I hardly have any money and I have a drug problem but I just take advantage of my strengths: I'm charming with girls, funny, sweet and I'm fairly intelligent. I can make a girl feel special and show them that I respect myself and that's what counts. You just need to figure out your own strategy.

next on dr. sam

analyze me block

[QUOTE=Haz;18502239]I have a feeling it was intentional

master manipulator you are, typical clown woman[/QUOTE]

Well your feeling is WRONG Mr. Haz :p

lol dr. sam

gotta be better than that Dr. Oz hack, fuck him

[QUOTE=shortz;18502247]Well your feeling is WRONG Mr. Haz :p[/QUOTE]

quiet you :)

for social anxiety just do drugs and fuck random sluts

hole up in your room in between

Dr. Oz is a god

he'll eventually be a meme

I've already forecasted: billy mays, chuck norris, and admiral ackbar as memes

my track record is solid

[QUOTE=Jackie Gleason;18502246]analyze me block[/QUOTE]

idk you just seem like a lonely introverted guy. i would hang out with you elim you seem like a nice guy. you have a lot of good qualities: you're funny, intelligent and you can make good music. it just seems like you have some social anxiety issues but i'm not too sure because you don't discuss your personal life much.

i think a lot of people would want to be your friend because you seem like a cool guy but your low self esteem prevents you from talking/connecting with others. idk it's hard to analyze you because you dont' talk about yourself much; beso has described his life in great detail so that's why i did it for him.

[QUOTE=adb;18502254]Dr. Oz is a god

he'll eventually be a meme

I've already forecasted: billy mays, chuck norris, and admiral ackbar as memes

my track record is solid[/QUOTE]

dude is worthless

had a 20 minute long segment on bedbugs followed by some acupuncture bullshit

you're forgetting the part where he's an eternal sex machine plow

I haven't paid that much attention

he always seems to be on TV when I visit my mother, it's painful

yeah its one of the few shows my mom watches

all middle aged women think he's a dreamboat

My mom watches his show too.

Some of it's interesting, but eh, I'm not gunna waste my time watching an entire hour