i saw mad qts at the mall but when they saw me they puke all over themselves

just watched the International


gayyy

all of them?

yeap

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17462519]Who's blowjob girl? Has she given you a bj?[/QUOTE]

Yeah she gave me a BJ in a movie theater lol.

[QUOTE=QTpie;17462561]i like how the aliens totally destroy the countryside, but when they get to boston there's barely any damage[/QUOTE]

:lol: yeah I still remember that ending

atrocious

righttt

[QUOTE=adb;17462590]:lol: yeah I still remember that ending

atrocious[/QUOTE]

so much stupid **** i don't even know how

[QUOTE=TimJim;17462591]righttt[/QUOTE]

You weren't here when I told peeps... you wouldn't know.

You don't know me.

[quote=Si1v3RfaNg;17462595]You weren't here when I told peeps... you wouldn't know.[/quote]
im not doubting you bro.

Si1v3RfaNg v Timjim

[SIZE="5"][I][FONT="Arial Narrow"]the eternal war[/FONT][/I][/SIZE]

both of them claim to have done things with women

[I]but neither knew they would fall in love [/I]

[QUOTE=adb;17462598]Si1v3RfaNg v Timjim

[SIZE="5"][I][FONT="Arial Narrow"]the eternal war[/FONT][/I][/SIZE][/QUOTE]

:lol: I would clearly win because I don't have a picture of an ugly indie bitch as my avatar.

how you gonna act

da fool?

[quote=Si1v3RfaNg;17462600]:lol: I would clearly win because I don't have a picture of an ugly indie bitch as my avatar.[/quote]youre right because you like to **** wolves instead i forgot

llllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

which would you rather bone... a wolf or a cute Ellen Page

a wolf

unless ellen page was in a fur suit

[QUOTE=TimJim;17462605]youre right because you like to **** wolves instead i forgot[/QUOTE]

Yeah wolves rule dude... in fact, that blowjob girl is actually my pet wolf named Suzie. I sneaked her into a movie theater and made her suck my balls... cuz I just love ****ing wolves so hardcore.

[QUOTE=QTpie;17462610]a wolf

unless ellen page was in a fur suit[/QUOTE]

this this this

[quote=Si1v3RfaNg;17462611]Yeah wolves rule dude... in fact, that blowjob girl is actually my pet wolf named Suzie. I sneaked her into a movie theater and made her suck my balls... cuz I just love ****ing wolves so hardcore.[/quote]
oh wow thats cool. are you into sm too jw. i imagine that would have hurt hxc

[QUOTE=TimJim;17462613]oh wow thats cool. are you into sm too jw. i imagine that would have hurt hxc[/QUOTE]

Oh yeah mang that's me... still Ellen Page < Wolves.

wtf idk wut ur ta tj

just worked a 15 and a half hour shift. feel like death but there's good news! i work a 7.5 hour shift tomorrow. and monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday, sunday, monday, tuesday, wednesday.....etc

power was out for about 4 hours, in between some reading I was bored stiff (literally)

sup bros

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17462625]just worked a 15 and a half hour shift. feel like death but there's good news! i work a 7.5 hour shift tomorrow. and monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday, sunday, monday, tuesday, wednesday.....etc[/QUOTE]

don't you just stand around all day

[QUOTE=QTpie;17462632]don't you just stand around all day[/QUOTE]

depends really.

today i basically made sure people didn't interrupt the veteran's parade and then at night i was in a VIP suite with a bunch of rich important military folks.