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lukeskywalkertakingadump 05-03-2011 05:54 PM

hell yeah we're having fucking PIZZA. going to eat a ton of pizza.

adb 05-03-2011 06:04 PM

i just liked the transition from orgasming in her mouth to going over for a dinner w/ her grandparents

Bitchfork 05-03-2011 06:54 PM

[QUOTE=lukeskywalkertakingadump;18499924]knock out was the best dope i have had. came in a wax bag folded over and stamped with "knock out" and a pair of boxing gloves then sealed in cellophane.

did they look like that? what did you do with them?[/QUOTE]

Yes. I gave them to Emily so she wouldn't have to realize that she's been sucking [I]your[/I] dick all these months.

illmitch 05-03-2011 06:57 PM

one of my bros made some jalapenos stuffed with cream cheese wrapped in bacon

eatin one now

Bitchfork 05-03-2011 07:01 PM

That sounds beyond disgusting.
I'd probably rather suck Brent's dick than eat one of those.

Nepenthe 05-03-2011 07:02 PM

faggot

illmitch 05-03-2011 07:04 PM

he's gay

Nepenthe 05-03-2011 07:04 PM

and 14 or 34 years old

adb 05-03-2011 07:05 PM

he's bi

witchxrapist 05-03-2011 07:07 PM

and adb cares

Nepenthe 05-03-2011 07:08 PM

but he likes cocks more

adb 05-03-2011 07:09 PM

my sausage is 1/4 italian

Nepenthe 05-03-2011 07:12 PM

mine is 4/4

illmitch 05-03-2011 07:14 PM

0/4

Bitchfork 05-03-2011 07:17 PM

0/4

witchxrapist 05-03-2011 07:19 PM

0/4

Bitchfork 05-03-2011 07:44 PM

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;18500051]but he likes cocks more[/QUOTE]

at a ratio of 1:0 so i don't see what's more

Nepenthe 05-03-2011 07:51 PM

1 is more than 0 last time i checked

Deth 05-03-2011 07:53 PM

implying 1:0 is a ratio

Nepenthe 05-03-2011 08:02 PM

let me get my abacus out and figure this one

Deth 05-03-2011 08:04 PM

gonna be home for mother's day fuck yeah

adb 05-03-2011 08:07 PM

mother's day is something to be excited about.

Nepenthe 05-03-2011 08:13 PM

do you not love your mother adb

Deth 05-03-2011 08:15 PM

lol loving someone

Route1 05-03-2011 08:15 PM

shit totally forgot about mum's day

Deth 05-03-2011 08:16 PM

I swore it was next sunday until a few days ago

Route1 05-03-2011 08:18 PM

I make cards lol

Deth 05-03-2011 08:21 PM

sent my today with the implication I won't be home so it's gonna be a surprise when I get there

10/10 son maneuver

illmitch 05-03-2011 08:31 PM

gonna be a pretty long 10 minute drive home

Bitchfork 05-03-2011 08:38 PM

cock to vag ratio
1:0
there is no vag liking to compare it to.

Nepenthe 05-03-2011 08:40 PM

you like cock, you don't like vagina. you like cock more than vagina.

illmitch 05-03-2011 08:44 PM

watchin norms sports show

Route1 05-03-2011 08:55 PM

me too, its pretty good

(*The Noonward Race*) 05-03-2011 08:55 PM

yeah it's dope

illmitch 05-03-2011 08:59 PM

i want to tell every dodgers fan that their team will be fine but i don't speak spanish

Bulldog 05-03-2011 09:00 PM

pr sure i have an std.

im gonna die.

Bitchfork 05-03-2011 09:01 PM

i don't like vagina so there's no likeness to compare it to.
honestly i'm just trying to argue though so completely ignore me.

Bulldog 05-03-2011 09:02 PM

had anal with the gf before.

vaginal > anal

u dum austin

Bulldog 05-03-2011 09:03 PM

[QUOTE=Bulldog;18500120]pr sure i have an std.

im gonna die.[/QUOTE]

/brent crashes through ceiling

Bitchfork 05-03-2011 09:04 PM

[QUOTE=Bulldog;18500124]had anal with the gf before.

vaginal > anal

u dum austin[/QUOTE]

if we're talking about hannah she's probably been fucked in the ass so much that her hole is destroyed.


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