Too right.

Anyway, I really wish more people would watch Penn and Teller: Bullsh!t. It was so great this morning, watching them disprove all the bullsh!t in The Bible. That episode must leave loads of christians feeling sad, angry, and depressed.

Meh D&P is dead right now...so ill prolly go play drums or slap box the one eyed champ.



Probably the boxing

Damn... six times a day... damn :lol:

well, this is certainly an interesting topic...

Aaagh.
I still don't know what to get for my birthday.


Edit: Woah.
I have 47 gigs of crap in my downloads folder. I'd say about 30 is music, and then I'd have 20 gigs on CD's that I would add to an mp3 player.
Sixty gigs is so effing expensive, though.

My record was 6.
Yes.

I count.
I didn't do it anymore as much, for feer of prematurely ejaculating.

But whatever.

Wow.

I knew a guy.

*cough*

I think his max was 4 in 3 hours.

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<<

Yeah.

I barely do it at all. The only time is when I get laid. The last time was Tuesday, I think it was. But I dont have time with me working 2 jobs and drumming.

[QUOTE=Sunshine]Wow.

I knew a guy.

*cough*

I think his max was 4 in 3 hours.

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<<

Yeah.[/QUOTE]

Heh I got worried.

I thought you said he could go 4 three hours.

Oh..

And 4 in 3 hours is nothing.
Yeah, sometimes I can get 6 in like...
14 minutues.

Hahaha, going for 3 hours?

Any more than 3 hours would've cost a lot more money =(

...it's a long story.

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Re-reading that, I realize just how much of a male prostitute I just made that guy sound like. But. He wasn't.

I'd hate to have sex for 3 hours.

I'd need to get a magazine or turn on the tele or something.
That's just rediculous.

The chafing would be lovely...

I can imagine it'd get boring after awhile.

Maybe, I dunno.

I've never had sex.

Well. Depends on your definition.

I never lost my virginity =/

Oh it's okay neither am I.

While my friends are getting head, and finger ****ing girls, guess what I'm doing?
Talking to you guys.

And that's FAR more rewarding.

Girls are icky anyways

You can't fit both into your schedual?

[quote=Leprechauns1021 II]Girls are icky anyways[/quote]

Ouch T-T

Naw...

Betwean MX, Drumming, and the Disney Channel, I just don't seem to have the time to sex anyone.

Awww.

I had time, 'specially while I was in Japan.

I learned that Japanese condoms [and therefore, japanese cocks] are really small.

Oh ya oriental people are like tic-tacs. Its ridiculous.


Now us middle easterners......lets just say bombs arent the only thing we're packing :naughty:

Couldn't of put it better myself Lepre.

=O

The guy I was with, of course, was 1/2 and 1/2. I guess his lower 1/2 was all American meat or somethin', it looked like the condom was about to suffocate him.

...Ew.

Seriously.

Unsexy as it is, I couldn't help but laugh.

And then he complained that it hurt a little.

Heh.

Asians make me chuckle.

But the women are supposed to complain about that :confused:

Once again, no sex for me.

He said the condom hurt. It looked painful.

Asian men whine a lot, though. All of the porno I've watched has them whimpering and on the verge of tears.

I've noticed that too Pespi.

Ive also noticed that I am a horribly lonely person with no real friends and no girls interested in learning more about my pen0r

[quote=Pespi]Asian men whine a lot, though. All of the animal photographso I've watched has them whimpering and on the verge of tears.[/quote]

Really?

Eh, I'm not surprised.

We're talking about an entire continent of men who carry around purses, afterall.

[QUOTE=Leprechauns1021 II]Ive also noticed that I am a horribly lonely person with no real friends and no girls interested in learning more about my pen0r[/QUOTE]

Yep.