[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]:mad:

A man and a woman were celebrating their 50th anniversary. They were talking
before their dinner about how they should celebrate their big evening. The woman decided she would cook a big dinner for her husband. Then he said they
should do what they did on their wedding night and eat at the dinner table naked. The woman agreed. Later that night at the table, the woman says, "Honey, my nipples are as hot for you as they were fifty years ago."

The man replies, "That's because they are sitting in your soup."[/QUOTE]

Haven't heard it, but it isn't funny/10

[QUOTE=307]As far as I have Illinois going, an upset would rule.[/QUOTE]

No it wouldn't.

it's still funny/10

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]:mad:

A man and a woman were celebrating their 50th anniversary. They were talking
before their dinner about how they should celebrate their big evening. The woman decided she would cook a big dinner for her husband. Then he said they
should do what they did on their wedding night and eat at the dinner table naked. The woman agreed. Later that night at the table, the woman says, "Honey, my nipples are as hot for you as they were fifty years ago."

The man replies, "That's because they are sitting in your soup."[/QUOTE]

Your jokes get worse when you write them because Ray's made you flustered by criticizing them. Just don't post when he's on. :)

I've never heard the first one before, and I thought it was funny. :p

[QUOTE=Disconnection Notice]It isn't funny/10[/QUOTE]

:frustrated:

What do you call a white guy on Jeopardy!?

A contestant.

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]:frustrated:

What do you call a white guy on Jeopardy!?

A contestant.[/QUOTE]

Now THAT'S comedy.

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]:frustrated:

What do you call a white guy on Jeopardy!?

A contestant.[/QUOTE]

Oh man! Jim, stop. It's only gonna get worse from here. Heed my advice!!!

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]:frustrated:

What do you call a white guy on Jeopardy!?

A contestant.[/QUOTE]

I don't get it.

It's been a long week :(

I have to write a paper and do my education quiz this weekend. I hope the paper is painless... but it won't be, I know it.

I have to watch this game in-depth. I'll be back, unless I hang myself.

I have to...wait for that fu[B][I][/I][/B]cking 33 meg song to finish downloading. As of now, it sits at 57% after 2 hours. :mollasess-like:

Who wants me to communicate via video to you all?

The video will be like fifty seconds since I don't have a memory card for my camera.

/me watches NCAA basketball

Do it.

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]Who wants me to communicate via video to you all?

The video will be like fifty seconds since I don't have a memory card for my camera.
[/QUOTE]

As long as you strip and make me think that you want me via the sultry sound of your voice, I don't care.

I'm gonna go take a quick nap. My stomach is being a fag right now, so I'll be back in half an hour or so. :wave:

I'm starving, so I'm gonna make some popcorn and watch a movie. Adios, folks. :wave:

[QUOTE=3074326]Do it.[/QUOTE]

Okay, Starsky.

[quote=Ripper22... er, Cain]As long as you strip and make me think that you want me via the sultry sound of your voice, I don't care.[/quote]

Err... no comment.

Well, it's commercial, so I'll record now.

I swear, my voice is deeper in real life than on camera :-\

[QUOTE=Cain]I'm starving, so I'm gonna make some popcorn and watch a movie. Adios, folks. :wave:[/QUOTE]
Bye..

cool you got your username changed

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314 wanting to be antihero but failing repeatedly]


Err... no comment.

Well, it's commercial, so I'll record now.

I swear, my voice is deeper in real life than on camera :-\[/QUOTE]

Lies! You squeak in every form of reality!

Sorry, it's late. :p See you all later.

Adios.

And no, jackass, I want the A still capitalized !

[QUOTE=madeyadams]Hey naggers.[/QUOTE]

Hello, madey. How goes it?

[QUOTE=madeyadams]I'm extremely tired. It's 830pm and I'm about to die of tiredness. I already took a 2 hour nap today though.[/QUOTE]

Lucky PSTer. I'm in EST.

Your hair is beautiful and very long.

/random

It's been a long week :(

At least it's Friday tomorrow

It's been a long week for me too. I'm gonna be sick tomorrow.

/takes the pu[COLOR=White]s[/COLOR]sy way out.

[QUOTE=madeyadams]Heh thanks. I dont get that much from younger people.. it's mostly old ladies who tell me that. It's kinda sick.[/QUOTE]

/me retracts compliment, then

/me is in college and is not an old lady :(

Who wants me to upload my R&M video communication?

It's really lame :(

Do it.

Upload plz.

/me is YSI-ing.

Seriously, it blows and is really lame.

It'd be better if I was at home so I could just record my dog sitting there and just talking, pretending that she's the one speaking :p

Since, you know, I'm either a dog or a saggy old hag on MX.

We're only going to make fun of you, so it's all good.

[QUOTE=3074326]We're only going to make fun of you, so it's all good.[/QUOTE]

Yesssssssssssssss!

[quote=madey]I bet it's pr0n[/quote]

Hah! When you see this video, you'll be glad it's not.

I = ugly.