didnt know a lake that wasnt hidin somethin

someone make a joke about lakers

girl on bus wants to hang out with me

at the lakers game

c ya wouldnt wanna kobe ya!!!!!

[QUOTE=adb;18499120]now eating chicken burrito

u jelly i eat this much and weigh 119 lbs[/QUOTE]

I am 100lb heavier than you, and all of me is healthy.

[QUOTE=adb;18499036]my bad I thought you and bitchfork were an item[/QUOTE]

dude he's a cunt and won't suck me off anymore so i kicked his ass to the curb. fucking bullshit too since all his sex toys he got from adam and eve keep getting delivered to my house. NTP, I HAVE YOUR BUTTPLUGS ON MY STOVE DIRTY DUNGTONGUER.

[QUOTE=Haz;18499336]they have nice feet though[/QUOTE]
my friend fucked a dancer once, took his virginity, and i thought it was a stripper, so i was like, not possible and then he said that the kid was the most annoying bitch ever and that his sole purpose in life was having the tightest of tight asses and that his virginity allowed him to go bareback so yeah.

nothing bout feet just bums

alrightbuddy thats a lot of paragrpahs for you here i melted down some play do for you,and put in cheese can, you can spray it on your paintings, Veryoonkyo, expresing Lactation(inw our

[QUOTE=adb;18499120]now eating chicken burrito

u jelly i eat this much and weigh 119 lbs[/QUOTE]

jesus christ you're a waif

I'll say!

I think his problem is he tries to restrict his diet the way that most people who are actually tying to lose weight do.

gonna Make adehatmetal alubm Its gonna be Heavy just warming u now

beligerantly drunk

sup

I'm 6'0", 205lb.

lol I don't restrict anything

I eat what I like

I don't even like red meat that much. Steak is great but too expensive, hamburger is inferior to chicken

I just ate a bunch of random shit just now - yogurt, strawberries, cereal, a small chicken sandwich, cheez-its, a few lays stax, and a cookie

you need more iron in your diet

i had a chicken bowl w/ broccoli for dinner

lots of chicken today. LOTS. (weight training)

there is little iron in that, which means less hemoglobin which means less aerobic activity

eat red meat you pussy

ened more irony in ur dIet

i just laughed really loud at the word incontinence

thought id let you guys know its a great word

your boy i got put on probation with for breaking into cars just called up he needs me to bail him out the jailhouse

ha fuck all that i need my money to buy a tape recorder

forget it alex this is chinatown

slippin off those drugs and alcohol

trying to hit on chicks on facebook

you have a gf

i have no been up for 25 hours

goodnight everyone

i know thats the best part

got a p\handful of tickets to tomorrows national lottery too

slutty bitch looks kinda like this too

[IMG]http://www.fatwomangetfucked.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/tn0007.jpg[/IMG]

[url]http://wowthisfuckingsucks.tumblr.com/post/5157332676/websites-with-white-backgrounds-skins[/url]

complaining about eye rape and using bright red text on a gray background

white text would be worse

u are mad

red text is awful

[QUOTE=adb;18499555]white text would be worse

u are mad[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qEJcOMq84Y&t=0m26s[/url]

Saw a Norwegian film about zombie nazis yesterday.

Somehow zombies are more awesome when they wear nazi uniforms.

[QUOTE=(*The Noonward Race*);18499454]girl on bus wants to hang out with me[/QUOTE]

is it the bus driver

oh god please tell me it is the bus driver

hs girl

lol i get my own joke i made up for myself

Findommes vs spoiled vanilla girls ?

Sometimes I have hard to see the difference...cause in many times it is vanilla girls pretending to be findommes.

Personally I have lately lost interest in findommes...
Vanilla girls who likes to be spoiled is way more fun and rewarding.
I especially try to contact younger girls who are still in school between 17-19,
cause they appreciate money a lot more...and they will give you
a lot more time then a findomme that have 200 more slaves.

If you ask me, if a findomme have like 200-300 slaves and often in many times you can only buy the service through niteflirt and so on... ..then they are for me prostitutes selling a "service".

For me I do not want a prostitute that only does what I request, I want real life domination . Findommes often boring me, they are too predictable and service minded, they are all the same...they have a list of fetishes and they do anything you request etc..they always ask "what fetishes do you like" etc...it is like fast food..a vanilla girl is way more rewarding..you get to know her slowly..and you have to adapt to what she like etc...and listen to her and to get to know her...

And if you think vanilla girls do not like to humiliate...then you are wrong..with my experience vanilla girls can be very open to humiliation also..in fact it can in many cases be more humiliating to give a vanilla girl money cause she think you are a complete idiot who does it...and in many cases they talk to their girlfriends about it ec ..and if you are lucky they write about it in their blog (all girls have blog these days), for a domme it is just pure routine...and she does it every day... she is bored by it..but she only does it cause she wants money..

Main problem with these gold digging vanilla girls..is that I always fall in love with them...cause they are too sweet...which is way more destructive then any humiliation etc etc cause when you are love with a girl it is the only thing you can think about it...it is at least for me the only thing that will make my mind out of balance...I think this is the most powerful form of domination...even though it can be very destructive...but I am a self-destructive person so that is what I seek.

I am currently in love with a 17 year old girl like this..I have not felt like this for a girl for many many years, and I really feel I will do anything for her...Last month I sent her all my paycheck. And she was sooo happy, she did not expect it , she is still in school and not used to have money like this, this payment is pretty much what takes her 4 months to save. And she showed me all the clothes she have bought etc.

But I really do not feel used, cause I really feel she love me back. In fact I am not sure if she only use me for me money, or if she likes me for real..to be honest..we might meet this summer...she know that I love her and that I want her to become my girlfriend, I also know she likes me, atleast that is what I say..but right now I will not give up! Cause right now this is my only focus and to play the cards right, if i turns out that she only using me for my money it does not matter anyway cause it is my fetish...even if she was my girlfriend I would probably be her "moneyslave" but in secret..I would spoil her all the time...cause when she is happy I am happy.

bored need stuff to distract me from myself
guess ill watch some japtoons or something

eat somethin

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W803o5_r1mE[/url]

gets me hard