kthx Chris and Jimmy

k will do thanks man

Whatever happened to me being called "Little Jim?" :confused:

Where did this "Jimmy" business come from?

What about AH?

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]Whatever happened to me being called "Little Jim?" :confused:

Where did this "Jimmy" business come from?[/QUOTE]

You're Jimmy. Deal with it. :)

Cain-msn?

I should stop whoring email adresses. :p

[QUOTE=kombucha mushroom mofo]Cain-msn?

I should stop whoring email adresses. :p[/QUOTE]

Nada. My AIM is in my profile though. :)

[QUOTE=Cain]You're Jimmy. Deal with it. :)[/QUOTE]

/me pulls a n00b

Shut the **** up u ****ing ******* who the **** do u ****ing think u r u stupid peace of **** ***** telling me what 2 do, huh, who the **** do u think u r? U aren't the ****ing boss of me, bitch! U don't ****ing tell me what I'm supposed to be called, *******!

/me goes back to normal

Oh, alright.

Should I post my story from tonight? It's another girl, but far, far from ice skating, just so you know.

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]/me pulls a n00b

Shut the **** up you ****ing ******* who the **** do you ****ing think you are you stupid piece of **** ***** telling me what to do, huh, who the **** do you think you are? You aren't the ****ing boss of me, bitch! You don't ****ing tell me what I'm supposed to be called, *******!
[/QUOTE]

:lol: Don't hurt yourself.

I would like to hear more stories from the AH. :)

[QUOTE=Cain]:lol: Don't hurt yourself.[/QUOTE]

It was a strain on my left pinky holding down the shift key... and the number eight took a pounding as well :p

Ray is winning the NCAA pick'em so far :-\

I never heard Ice skating story. :confused: Go on with the new one though. :cool:

Are you kidding, I have to bump the iceskating story for a third time now?

MXican took a hit in the NCAA pool. He had Pitt going to the Final Four, poor guy.

Go Golden Grizzles tomorrow!

[quote=Superpeer]Bump it for me too AH, I haven't seen it :)[/quote]

lol ok

[quote=Antihero]I can rollerblade and skate with sharpened skates fine, but once again, I'm a bit on the heavy side for iceskating with crummy rentals. I won't lie, but this is the conversation I had with my friend:

She says: hey
I say: hello
She says: so.... how much do you hate rental skates?
I say: with a passion.
She says: a very very strong passion?
I say: enough to say that if you think I'm going to go ice skating on rental skates when I haven't done so in a year, you're sorely mistaken :)
She says: dam[size=2]n[/size]
I say: ESPECIALLY since you're good and have your own skates. It'd be one thing if you haven't skated recently, but you've skated fairly recently.
She says: haha, but im not good
I say: liar
She says: and theres skating downtown tonight form 930 to 11. and it could be fun. free rental :)
I say: I told you my stories about rental skates, am I right?
She says: yes, but rentals differ, am I right?
I say: you're right, they each have varying levels of shi[size=2]ttiness[/size]
I say: Mel, I haven't skated in a year.
She says: i came back from not skating in five
I say: I definitely don't think I'd fare very well.
She says: ill take care of ya. im a good teacher
I say: yes, but with salsa, there's no chance of me falling.
She says: you wont fall, ill catch you. come on, dress all warm, lots of layers and we can take the bus downtown and its only like two bucks to skate for two hours
I say: that's a great deal, if I knew how to skate well on rental skates.
She says: ill teach you, im good at that. if i can come back after five years a two knee surgurys you most certtainly can
I say: You are incredibly optimistic.
She says: and persisitant
I say: yes, that too.
She says: and a horrible speller, haha
I say: I don't think you can convince me though.
She says: why not, itll be fuuuuun
I say: maybe if I was a bit lighter, had skated recently, and loved rental skates.
She says: lol, dont worry bout it. fine, not tonight, but im making you go one of these nights.

1) omg free rental!!1! I totally missed the boat there.
2) the salsa reference is that she taught me salsa steps one day
3) she's incredibly persistent, but seriously, I don't want to fall on my as[size=2]s wearing rental skates because I weigh 100kg/220lb. I highly doubt she'd "catch" me.
4) I am such a pus[/size]sy :(

Discuss how much of a wuss I am.[/quote]

That was me lol

And this was Dancin' Man's synopsis:

[quote=Dancin' Man]I can sum this story up

Girl: Have sex with me
Antihero: I don't get it.
Girl: No really, have sex with me
Antihero: but I don't like skating!
Girl: I'm making this as clear as I can, have sex with me
Antihero: I don't understand
Girl: Fine, I'll get sex elsewhere.[/quote]

lol

This was funny, 2 lol:

[quote=Dancin' Man]I don't like things that aren't white.[/quote]

[quote=Antihero]I can prove this !

[size=1]The groovin' man is white ! :eek:[/size][/quote]

lolz !

This is HeavyRiva's synopsis of my story:

[quote=Teh Yogi]Imagine replacing the word go with come, and skates with sex.

She says: hey

I say: hello

She says: so.... how much do you hate rental sex?

I say: with a passion.

She says: a very very strong passion?

I say: enough to say that if you think I'm going to come have sex on rental
sex when I haven't done so in a year, you're sorely mistaken

She says: ****

I say: ESPECIALLY since you're good and have your own sex. It'd be one thing if you haven't had sex recently, but you've had sex fairly recently.

She says: haha, but im not good

I say: liar

She says: and theres sex downtown tonight form 930 to 11. and it could be fun. free rental

I say: I told you my stories about rental sex, am I right?

She says: yes, but rentals differ, am I right?

I say: you're right, they each have varying levels of ****tiness

I say: Mel, I haven't had sex in a year.

She says: i came back from not having sex in five

I say: I definitely don't think I'd fare very well.

She says: ill take care of ya. im a good teacher

I say: yes, but with a blowjob, there's no chance of me falling.

She says: you wont fall, ill catch you. come on, dress all warm, lots of layers and we can take the bus downtown and its only like two bucks to have sex for two hours

I say: that's a great deal, if I knew how to have sex well on rental sex.

She says: ill teach you, im good at that. if i can come back after five years a two knee surgurys you most certtainly can

I say: You are incredibly optimistic.

She says: and persisitant

I say: yes, that too.

She says: and a horrible speller, haha

I say: I don't think you can convince me though.

She says: why not, itll be fuuuuun

I say: maybe if I was a bit lighter, had had sex recently, and loved rental sex.

She says: lol, dont worry bout it. fine, not tonight, but im making you come one of these nights.

Bwahahahaha :lol:[/quote]

I agree, that is pretty dam[size=2]n funny.[/size]

[url]http://abclocal.go.com/wls/news/strange/031505_ap_sn_wedgie.html[/url]

You should all see this, that is if you have not already.

/also a question to see if any one can resize gif images in here...

/sneaks back out

Resize it in MSPaint, Bobo :p

Wait, is the .gif animated?

Is the iceskating story funny, or what? Oh, just bump it, plzkthx


Jim, I had people almost rofling at your jokes today. I told the midget one, then the dentist one, then the hand job one. :p

I found the story. refl.

So it was all a reference to sex! That's a bummer.

[QUOTE=kombucha mushroom mofo]Is the iceskating story funny, or what? Oh, just bump it, plzkthx


Jim, I had people almost rofling at your jokes today. I told the midget one, then the dentist one, then the hand job one. :p[/QUOTE]

Ray doesn't like my jokes :(

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]Resize it in MSPaint, Bobo :p

Wait, is the .gif animated?[/QUOTE]


Yes, it is fool. Do you think I would be asking if it wasn't animated?

A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her, and said, "Look, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."

Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."

The girl nodded yes, after all, what did she have to lose? That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked. She got up off the ground and explained, "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors. He's taking me to Europe, and he's screwing me."

The captain looked at her, "He sure is lady, this is the Staten Island Ferry."

[QUOTE=BoboTheRagingHobo]Yes, it is fool. Do you think I would be asking if it wasn't animated?[/QUOTE]

[size=200][b]BWWWWWWWWAR![/size][/b]

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314][size=200][b]BWWWWWWWWAR![/size][/b][/QUOTE]


back talk!

[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/BoboTheRagingHobo/1000yearsofpain.gif[/url]

Resize it! Now!

Heh. That's a funny joke AntiHero.

Today on the radio, they told an Irish joke that really had nothing to do with the Irish, you can basically stick any person or nationality into the joke, and it would make sense. Here it is:

What are the best ten years of an Irishmans life?




Grade 3.

(I was very disappointed as well.)

refl at new story.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v607/frozeninshadows/MX%20album%20covers/eng101.gif[/IMG]

This is the :eng101: smiley.

I wish IMG code was on :(

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her, and said, "Look, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."

Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."

The girl nodded yes, after all, what did she have to lose? That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked. She got up off the ground and explained, "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors. He's taking me to Europe, and he's screwing me."

The captain looked at her, "He sure is lady, this is the Staten Island Ferry."[/QUOTE]

Heard it/10

The Illinois/FD game is way too close/10

The Illinois game is ridiculous.

As far as I have Illinois going, an upset would rule.

[QUOTE=Disconnection Notice]Heard it/10[/QUOTE]

:mad:

A man and a woman were celebrating their 50th anniversary. They were talking
before their dinner about how they should celebrate their big evening. The woman decided she would cook a big dinner for her husband. Then he said they
should do what they did on their wedding night and eat at the dinner table naked. The woman agreed. Later that night at the table, the woman says, "Honey, my nipples are as hot for you as they were fifty years ago."

The man replies, "That's because they are sitting in your soup."