angry dragon is a personal fave

I so want to toboggan a broad now.

houdini > toboggan

[QUOTE=McP3000;16894568]angry dragon is a personal fave[/QUOTE]

how about the zombie mask? or Russian Potato chip? LOL they are pretty hillarious

glass bottom boat

Mexican Avalanches are pretty awesome.

does it do with hot sause in the vagina?

No..

[QUOTE]To ejaculate in a woman's hair and then throw her down a flight of stairs. [/QUOTE]

metal dans are the best

My favourite is 'Strawberries and Cream'. It's when you ejaculate on a girl's face then punch her in the nose.

is there a site for this stuff I don't know about?

urban dictionary

alaskan pipeline is epic.

**** in a condom, freeze it, then use it as a dildo on your lady

hey guys i share the same traits as legal psychopaths i wonder when ill hit the clock tower

[QUOTE=big80smullet;16894736]alaskan pipeline is epic.

**** in a condom, freeze it, then use it as a dildo on your lady[/QUOTE]

lololololololololololololololololololo11lo1one

Epic indeed.

if i ever had a chance to **** a girl i hated i would do one of these moves and film it and show you guys. That is my promise. I will never merely hate **** a girl i will HUMILIATE her for this forums lols

lol


Mornin folks!

sup mang. howre them black folks, oops, i mean prisoners treating you?

lol not bad so far. but I just got here an hour and some ago, so there's still time.

hate f[COLOR="DarkSlateGray"]u[/COLOR]cking sounds hot

u can't pay for that

dude hate ****ing is the best. i hooked up with this one girl who annoyed the **** out of me and i ruined her vagina with so much force my **** was all shredded for a few days and i couldnt wank but it was worth it. She moaned like a whore

[QUOTE=big80smullet;16894874]dude hate ****ing is the best. i hooked up with this one girl who annoyed the **** out of me and i ruined her omnibus with so much force my **** was all shredded for a few days and i couldnt wank but it was worth it. She moaned like a whore[/QUOTE]

Yeah I hated my ex so much I did that every time. =)

i need to get as much sex as i did when i was 17. I hate the fact that i moved away from all these bitches who would put out then i remember what they looked like and dont care so much.

angry ex sex ftw

right on!

i feel isolated from the spirit of the christmas season :(

dude no one here is more miserable than me don't even worry about it

[QUOTE=Murdererer;16894897]dude no one here is more miserable than me don't even worry about it[/QUOTE]

well maybe

i hate christmas tbh. the only good thing about it is that i get to pour liquor on my cake and no one thinks im an alcoholic

i like the christmas

i like you <3