I'm the green guy from your avatar. Time is ticking!

Jom isn't online so be careful not to pass out Tojes.

New BTBAM is good, I like.

I'd like to be on mushrooms. :(

Vince: Yeah it has some fine moments, but I don't know it can be overly repetitive in others. :(

Plus it has millions of gay breakdowns.

I have to go to work in less than an hour. Let's hope the mob keeps itself comparatively sober. I don't feel like wading through drunks all night.

[QUOTE=TojesDolan;15283815]I'd like to be on mushrooms. :(

Vince: Yeah it has some fine moments, but I don't know it can be overly repetitive in others. :(

Plus it has millions of gay breakdowns.[/QUOTE]
I'm on track 4 and so far I've been interested the whole time. We'll see.

Tyr: My dad just got back from Stokholm :eek:

Really? What's he been doing here?

[QUOTE=Splat Out Plath;15283843]Hookers.[/QUOTE]
:lol:

Prostitution is illegal here, so there's definitely better places to do that.

Jeez, I have a gig tomorrow and developed a bad cold, perhaps bronchitis like two days ago, I pretty much stopped smoking and drinking, kept quiet, even cancelled a trip to Amsterdam, had a lot of tea, honey and meds, but I just don't know if I will be able to sing tomorrow.

This suck, it [I]always[/I] happens right before a gig, either I get sick or terrible backpains, always something. >=[

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15283885]Jeez, I have a gig tomorrow and developed a bad cold, perhaps bronchitis like two days ago, I pretty much stopped smoking and drinking, kept quiet, even cancelled a trip to Amsterdam, had a lot of tea, honey and meds, but I just don't know if I will be able to sing tomorrow.

This suck, it [I]always[/I] happens right before a gig, either I get sick or terrible backpains, always something. >=[[/QUOTE]

What exactly is the problem? No voice comes out or a stupid voice comes out? :p

[QUOTE=Tyr;15283834]Really? What's he been doing here?[/QUOTE]
There was some sort of meeting going on for work. I don't think it was the engine, I think that's Russian...is Saab there? Maybe something with Saab iirc

Saab is a Swedish company, so that might be it. Bad time to go to Sweden, though. We have had lousy weather these last weeks.

It was probably Saab then, if they're Sewdish, it sounds about right.

Bad weather or no he said it was rally cool there and he had a good time so =)

Stockholm's pretty cool, but the weather's kind of unpredictable.

It's actually not that big deal of a story, you guys!

For teaching, I have to go through a pretty stupid lineage - I'm taking a job as a teacher's assistant in a couple months, and prior to actually starting for that I have to get fingerprinted by the police as to showcase that I am not a felon. I already have had to sign plenty of waiver forms saying that I'm not one, but apparently I have to sign 2308402834 documents in order to cement my non-felon status.

Anyway, I'm in my interview and the lady is all happy and like, "Alright, the last thing you need to do for us is to get fingerprinted." I figure that this isn't a problem until I discover that I have to pay for this service... AND the processing fee... which was a price I'd rather not quote because I will become super pissed.

Right, so I go make an appointment through this fingerprinting company that the state endorses, and I get the building and everything. You would think for something like this I would go to, I dunno, a police station, or maybe a high-tech security building, right?

But no, it's located in the middle of a senior citizen assisted living center. What?!

And of course, the place is super religious (where my uni is located, it's like the freakin' Bible Belt), so there's a bunch of Jesus paraphernalia and scripture quoted or whatever. However, I was really surprised at the place in terms of the old people - they were 'all there' and fit and they would stop and talk and ask why I was here and all that.

So I go in, and the fingerprinting process is all digital. The lady, who is like Superfreak Extraordinaire when it comes to loving Jesus, asked me a bunch of silly questions about whether or not I would move out-of-state if the job was there and she liked my answer to the point that she told me her grandson's life story - moving out of state to Maryland, right by D.C., and loves it. I'm like, whatever, lady. But she commanded God to bless me, so that was pretty cool, I guess.

Anyways, despite the seniors being mentally and physically well, the place smelled like a combination of mothballs, Vicks VapoRub, Ben-Gay, and bedpans.

The best part, aside from the smell (not), was that in the nurse's office where the fingerprinting was taking place, there were various pens and notepads of certain prescription drugs. My favorites? Enzyte (erectile dysfunction pill, with its mascot, Smilin' Bob, incarnated on a giant poster on the wall), Flomax (helps control bladder function due to "weak stream" due to an enlarged prostate), and Cialis (another ED pill).

On my way out there was a game room and one of the seniors stopped me and proceeded to kick my as[font=verdana]s[/font] in checkers and backgammon. And it's not like I let the guy win, I wanted to win so bad, but he schooled me like no other.

The end.

Moral of the story: No Child Left Behind can **** the **** off ****ers.

Tyr: Eh, I'm from Denver (so is he).


(Denver is the most erratic ever, it can snow and hit 70F the same day pretty often)

Jom: lolzy story as usual :)

[QUOTE=Stoic;15283895]What exactly is the problem? No voice comes out or a stupid voice comes out? :p[/QUOTE]

You know, a really cracky voice and a lot of the high notes have died. ='(

I get to see Heaven & Hell and Alice Cooper this weekend :). For free :).

[QUOTE=Jom;15284014]lolz inducement[/QUOTE]

You have the best stories.

Do you have to do any time on "prac", i.e. teaching in a real classroom with and without teacher supervision?

Oh, on a lighter note: Saab made planes for the Nazis.

Take that, Godwin's Law.

lolz @ Jom getting owned by old dudes.

[QUOTE=Splat Out Plath;15284448]You know who else made planes for the Nazis?

Me.[/QUOTE]

[SIZE="1"]you still owe me the stuka bro come on i still have the cash[/SIZE]

[QUOTE=Deth;15284419]I get to see Heaven & Hell and Alice Cooper this weekend :). For free :).[/QUOTE]

I get to see Heaven & Hell and Alice Cooper and Queensryche next weekend. :) For $65. :)

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15283885]Jeez, I have a gig tomorrow and developed a bad cold, perhaps bronchitis like two days ago, I pretty much stopped smoking and drinking, kept quiet, even cancelled a trip to Amsterdam, had a lot of tea, honey and meds, but I just don't know if I will be able to sing tomorrow.

[B]This suck[/B], it [I]always[/I] happens right before a gig, either I get sick or terrible backpains, always something. >=[[/QUOTE]

sucks*

The suck always happens right before a gig.

[QUOTE=pate;15284720]I get to see Heaven & Hell and Alice Cooper and Queensryche next weekend. :) For $65. :)[/QUOTE]

*h5*

This thread is dead city.

The whole forums kinda are lately tbqh.

true

downloaded the new Kanye album earlier, it's alright. Not as bad as I was expecting, but it's not great either.

I hate what he did with Daft Punk :(

I'm entering a massive King Crimson binge atm.

[QUOTE=Txus;15285613]I hate what he did with Daft Punk :([/QUOTE]
It's grown on me, although his vocals bring it down as usual.

Yeah dude. I was listening to Homework today...what a magnificent album!

Dude "Stronger" is actually good. The Daft Punk sample makes it though, and his rhymes are pretty shitty, though with Kanye it's good not to expect much from his lyrics.

Ugh I have to get up at 3:20AM and its 10:30, I hate going to bed this early on a Friday. Bye thread.

i got morrowind for 10 bucks today.

good deal, or bad one?

good

i used to be an old korn fan when i was an angst teen then i was embarassed about that for 4-5 years, but now iv lestend to their past few albums they came out with that are all produced n shi and are all dance like "word up!" and i like it

[QUOTE=Apocalyptic Raids;15285929]good[/QUOTE]

is the game as good as they say it is? i can't install right now cos i'm uploading something.

btw, i got the game of the year edition which includes bloodmoon and tribunal.

okay, ****

i just got back to a friend's from another friend's 23rd birthday party

anyhow, our ride got too drunk to drive, and out of the 4 underage kids, i was to most sober, so i took the wheel

i just backed into a neighbor's car

our older friends drove our friend's who's car it was blocks away, and dropped us off at another friend's house

somehow we have more liquour than we started with, dipset

damn i ****ed up

[QUOTE]is the game as good as they say it is? i can't install right now cos i'm uploading something.[/QUOTE]
yeah, it's great. I've got it on Xbox and I really like it, and for ten bucks you won't be able to find better value for money, there is so much to do in the game.

i'll give it a go tomorrow. too tired to play now.