[QUOTE=Cocaine;16891551]yeah i'd probably destroy that if i had the chance

like utterly destroy

make it unrecognizable

like

tear **** up

wreck ****

you know how we do[/QUOTE]

i was only 17 when i hit that so i was unfortunately not nearly the creep i am now. if only i could have done that =(

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i hooked up with the one with the white shirt on
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i would destroy her, soviet russia style

I'd like to have intercourse with her tits etc.

i would rape all of them

the one on the right kinda looks like my ex-manager, but more developed in key regions

god I'm bored, guess I'll watch some pov porn

if anybody knows any scene-ish looking pornstars that'd be great

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;16891518]yo you guys want to be jealous

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i hooked up with the one with the white shirt on

but its depressing because she is getting married so no one else (including me =() every will again ugh[/QUOTE]

id make her wear a putin mask then id plow her like a drunk ukrainian in a wheat field

I'd put my radioactive isotope in her ukranian vag and go meltdown.

id banish the white russians from my kremlin all over her red square

I'd bayonet her with my kalashnikov. Then **** the wound.

mornin' folks.

id invade her vagina with my penis like hitler and stalin invaded poland in 1939 thus starting world war 3 on her pubic region

So you'd be quick and there'd be no resistance?

lul

BLITZKRIEG mofukka

Actually to be honest, I'd timidly offer to buy her a drink. Walk her home without kissing her, going for coffee the next day and not hold hands till I've met her mother.

[QUOTE=big80smullet;16891755]id banish the white russians from my kremlin all over her red square[/QUOTE]
ahahaha

the last two pages have been awesome to read, lol

[quote]id banish the white russians from my kremlin all over her red square[/quote]
this was good, very good

is it bad that ive seen evan use that line on multiple occasions?

Mornin folks!

morning dude.

woo! i <3 cancelled clases

I wish I had cancelled work.

at least you make monies at work

monies I don't get to spend.

i found a drummer.

and by found a drummer a friend of mine messaged me on myspace and reminded me that he drums and is actually good lol.

[QUOTE=mappymassacre;16891915]i found a drummer.

and by found a drummer a friend of mine messaged me on myspace and reminded me that he drums and is actually good lol.[/QUOTE]

Nice! A friend of mine is selling an electronic kit and I"m trying to find a way to buy it. It's perfect for me living in a condo because a real kit is too loud.

thats elite

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;16891920]Nice! A friend of mine is selling an electronic kit and I"m trying to find a way to buy it. It's perfect for me living in a condo because a real kit is too loud.[/QUOTE]

nice. electric kits are legit.