Can I stop talking like a dumbass now, please? :cool:

Oh noes, the ice-skating story bump is the last post on the last page :(

You really do suck at life, Little Jim. Kill Yourself Now, it's for the best.

Make sense now or i'll take your arms.

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]You really do suck at life, Little Jim. Kill Yourself Now, it's for the best.[/QUOTE]

/me gives you gun

I mean, come on... it's a fun read every now and then. That's why I bookmarked it.

(:-\)

[QUOTE=Med57]I read it...and I have to say, I think Dancin' Man pretty much hit the nail on the head. :p May I suggest you start learning to skate sometime soon?[/QUOTE]

I know how to rollerblade and ice-skate, I just hate rental skates.

Oh, wait. I get it what you meant. :mad: !

Hehe, you bookmarked it? The last refuge of the lonely man.

So, would you prefer to Snowboard then Ice-Skate?

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]1. Hehe, you bookmarked it? The last refuge of the lonely man.

2. So, would you prefer to Snowboard then Ice-Skate?[/QUOTE]

1. You know people would want to read that again to take their shots at me :p

2. The one drawback of bumping it, of course, is people not letting it go for the next ten pages.

1. Yes, and I missed out last time, so I am getting my fill now.

2. See 1.

lol u turned down secks

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]lol u turned down secks[/QUOTE]
so did eye

[QUOTE=Ramsey]so did eye[/QUOTE]

hXc !

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]lol u turned down secks[/QUOTE]
Good times.

sup thread?

Imagine replacing the word go with come, and skates with sex.

She says: hey

I say: hello

She says: so.... how much do you hate rental sex?

I say: with a passion.

She says: a very very strong passion?

I say: enough to say that if you think I'm going to come have sex on rental
sex when I haven't done so in a year, you're sorely mistaken

She says: ****

I say: ESPECIALLY since you're good and have your own sex. It'd be one thing if you haven't had sex recently, but you've had sex fairly recently.

She says: haha, but im not good

I say: liar

She says: and theres sex downtown tonight form 930 to 11. and it could be fun. free rental

I say: I told you my stories about rental sex, am I right?

She says: yes, but rentals differ, am I right?

I say: you're right, they each have varying levels of ****tiness

I say: Mel, I haven't had sex in a year.

She says: i came back from not having sex in five

I say: I definitely don't think I'd fare very well.

She says: ill take care of ya. im a good teacher

I say: yes, but with salsa, there's no chance of me falling.

She says: you wont fall, ill catch you. come on, dress all warm, lots of layers and we can take the bus downtown and its only like two bucks to have sex for two hours

I say: that's a great deal, if I knew how to have sex well on rental sex.

She says: ill teach you, im good at that. if i can come back after five years a two knee surgurys you most certtainly can

I say: You are incredibly optimistic.

She says: and persisitant

I say: yes, that too.

She says: and a horrible speller, haha

I say: I don't think you can convince me though.

She says: why not, itll be fuuuuun

I say: maybe if I was a bit lighter, had had sex recently, and loved rental sex.

She says: lol, dont worry bout it. fine, not tonight, but im making you come one of these nights.

Bwahahahaha :lol:

Sup dude.

*****'s have heads
wierd
haha

:lol: @ Riva

:lol: !

:upset:

/me bookmarks this

This is the best part:

[quote]I say: Mel, I haven't had sex in a year. It'd be one thing if you haven't had sex recently, but you've had sex fairly recently.

She says: haha, but im not good

She says: i came back from not having sex in five

I say: I definitely don't think I'd fare very well.

She says: ill take care of ya. im a good teacher[/quote]

lol wtf, I am teh hXc like ramsey!

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]hXc ![/QUOTE]
lol strayt eg


brb shower

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]:upset:

/me bookmarks this

This is the best part:



lol wtf, I am teh hXc like ramsey![/QUOTE]

*hugs*

:lol: that is really funny Yogi

Meanwhile, you edited that post 3 times Jimmy. I had to keep clicking the reply button.

[QUOTE=Ramsey]lol strayt eg


brb shower[/QUOTE]

aka jerk off

Everyone knows arabs don't shower.

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]Meanwhile, you edited that post 3 times Jimmy. I had to keep clicking the reply button.[/QUOTE]

stfu :(

I liked it when you said you'd fall during sex :lol:

That was great HR. :lol:

[quote]its only like two bucks to have sex for two hours[/quote]

What a deal !

I was going to change salsa to blowjob for added value, but I decided to let Jimmy retain some dignity.

:lol: That was gold, pure gold.

It's Gold Jerry, Gold!