today i elbowed a small black girl in the face on accident and made her cry lol

flawless victory.

i felt like i was at the jersey shore

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;17767781]today i elbowed a small black girl in the face on accident and made her cry lol[/QUOTE]

extra points if you knock her on her giant ghetto booty

no she just yelled a lot which i assumed was just normal behavior until i realized she was holding her face and was actually yelling at me

Sup bros?

I never have to take another english course again.

i've taken an english the past two semesters, i don't particularly intend to take another.

I plan to become an English teacher here in Holland.

I **** you not.

[QUOTE=Mornwyrd;17767983]I plan to become an English teacher in here Holland.

I **** you not.[/QUOTE]

in here Holland

maybe he's talking to someone called Holland?

Loool.

That must have happened when I rearranged the sentence before I posted it.

that must have happened when you were dutch

I admit. That was pretty ironic.

i don't know what i want to major in really

probably Stalking Girls With Liprings

Then you could minor in Stalking Girls With Acne.

God I'm bored. I'm actually pressing F5 to see if someone posted yet, lol.

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17767998]probably Stalking Girls With Liprings[/QUOTE]

mmm that sounds good

are you in first year?

ill major in something easy that will get me no jobs

i just started my fourth semester

[QUOTE]Then you could minor in Stalking Girls With Acne.[/QUOTE]oh man i've got mad credit in this, i stalked the piss out of this girl with acne last semester

she said she liked my poem about pretzels

you're so.... [i]artistic[/i] :)

salted or unsalted

mustard or no mustard?

yo i found chris on youtube

[IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/rr1q94.jpg[/IMG]

hahaha

i met some guy yesterday who was going on for like twenty minutes about trolling black people on modern warfare 2

he said the black guy got mad and said that all white people are sick pedophiles

it shouldn't have been that funny but it really was

[QUOTE=illmitch;17768018]yo i found chris on youtube

[IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/rr1q94.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

dude is probably jealous he can't grow a beard

watchin jersey shore, listening to the B.G.

this is probably what it feels like to be an average white person

didnt have to be said bro

body hurts
smokin and listenin to tunes

lethargic