Gice=Guys

Oh. Reminds me of Al Gore.


[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BYB3zO2roI[/url]
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfZ-HJS0kUM[/url]
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Apb7LkLSaUs[/url]
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfTzuv26NaY&NR[/url]
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrNPO2FcUTQ[/url]
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R55f6-GeFho[/url]

I haven't laughed that hard in a really long time. =/

And I wish I were a guy so I could fart with out the queef dance afterwards.

Holy shiet....I just had an idea how to make millions of dollars!

But alas im going to bed and i dont feel like typing it tonight, maybe tomorrow if i remember.

[QUOTE=Pleaseme]Ah you're so lucky! I don't think it comes anywhere near me, I'm in Guildford. Plus I'm way too busy to go to the one that Drum Phil's going to.

However I am going to DrummerLive, which kinda makes up for it!
Is the September issue of Rhythm out yet? The tom tuning one is the one I need most![/QUOTE]

Yeah man I got it on Monday, I've almost finished working through the tutorials :)

Damn summer holidays, I need a job. One which I actually go to.

DAMN, Joho witnesses are coming, I think they saw me in the window...

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I can't ever sleep on Thursday mornings...

[QUOTE=Leprechauns1021]Holy shiet....I just had an idea how to make millions of dollars!

But alas im going to bed and i dont feel like typing it tonight, maybe tomorrow if i remember.[/QUOTE]
Don't forget, and if its sperm donations, then i tried telling people about that but they thought it would take too long to be registered. Even though it is £50 per sample here in the UK :D

[QUOTE=LiquidTensionTheatre]Yeah man I got it on Monday, I've almost finished working through the tutorials :)

Damn summer holidays, I need a job. One which I actually go to.

DAMN, Joho witnesses are coming, I think they saw me in the window...

~~[/QUOTE]

/sprints down to WHSmiths, sticks in hand, with a big grin and a wad of money


And wow, is it really 50 quid for a sperm donation? I thought it was 20.

/sprints down to sperm bank place, Rhythm in hand, with a big grin and a wad of tissue

So, i just played the worst gig of my bands life last night :-/ yay

What happened Phil?

It can not have been as bad as one band I saw play a couple of weeks ago. Grown men trying to play death metal and failing horribly. A metal band of teenagers came on after them and wiped the floor with them.

And the first band's drum solo... :rolleyes:

Anyway.

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For no reason we just kept screwing up. The levels were off so that could have contributed to it but i think our drummer was nervous after the first band had an awesome drummer.

He was playing faster bass than anyone ive seen and he was only using a single pedal.

I just watched Buffy, Xena, and Ellen.

Two and a half hours of gay TV. My head really hurts now. =/

im at school right now on my laptop.

i love this school.

[QUOTE=440561]Don't forget, and if its sperm donations, then i tried telling people about that but they thought it would take too long to be registered. Even though it is £50 per sample here in the UK :D[/QUOTE]

Alright here we go. No one steal my idea...its mine and you cant have it.


So what I'm going to do, is im going to pick out the biggest lock company here in America. I am going to purchase one of their heavy duty locks, and place it on my door for "security". I am then going to manipulate myself to animal photographs in the comfort of my room, when suddenly BAM! My mom walks in to find me having a good ol' time with myself. After this happens I sue the lock company for their faulty equipment (if you can sue someone for hot cofee then you can sue someone for this). My case will be something like

$19.99-for the original cost of the lock
$24.67 million-for emotional distress caused by my mother seeing me manipulating myself
and finally
$250,000-for the cost of a lawyer to represent me

This totals to a good $25,000,000, which i dont expect to get, because I intend to settle out of court with the company for only $10,000,000, because the company doesnt want their imaged shattered by such controversy. I invest that $10,000,000 in a CD for about 6 years (im only 16 I dont need money anyways), and when I take it out the interest from the investment will make it so I can live comfortably the rest of my days. And should the money ever run out, I'll just go on welfare.

You see kids, thats what being a lazy mofo will get you.

Heres to a good life where I will never have to lift a finger :chug:

Cheers.






















Dumbass.;)

ell oh ell
:lol:
thats an amazing Idea
see, and god told me to make the millions by starting a crappy boyband...

The way lawsuits are being handled these days, that lock trick might just work.

I know its amazing how it is here in the U.S. You can sue someone for cofee being hot, and recently, some dude tried to sue Nike and michael jordan because he looked like Michael Jordan :lol:

Thank god that guy didnt win the Nike case though, that would have been sad

I heard one about someon who was driving a limo and she decided to go make a cup of coffee while the limo was rolling down a highway. While she was in the back, the limo crashed into a ditch and hit some ****. She sued the limo company because they didn't tell her not to make coffee while the limo was moving. She won too. I think.

Stupid Legal System.

[QUOTE=We_Love_Lime][B]Genius[/B] Legal System.[/QUOTE]

Fix'd!

For lameasses like you.

But innocent people get fuked in the *** because retards feel like taking advantage of them.
There isn't equality in this country, it's whoever does the dumbest **** gets the advantage over the hardworking intelligent victim.

[QUOTE=We_Love_Lime]For [B]lazyass[U]e[/U]s[/B] like you.[/QUOTE]

Fix'd.......call me lazy all you want, but dont question my popularity!! I'm cool.....really cool........:upset:

Awww cheer Up!


I'm cool like you too..

That's why no one takes pictures of me ;).

Hey.

Whe can be cool together!

I'm cool. I have a myspace with 390 friends and I know like 11.5 of them.

That was sarcasm.

I have a myspace with 44 friends!

Wtf? Add me. [url]http://www.myspace.com/gymclassloser[/url]

Fine

Laer...

I need to shower bitch

Marcus Miller is too awesome.

Sweet deal..

One day I will conquer myspace..
But first I have to cut the grass.