[QUOTE=Angmar;17767231]My friends from the army said that 90% of the girls in the army are there because their boyfriend is in the army too and that they end up sleeping around and getting herpes :lol:[/QUOTE]

how is that funny

herpes is a [I][U]serious disease[/U][/I]

she didn't :-/

she was just drunk and i think she just forgot she was doing it for awhile until i eventually just kind of passed out and everything ended lolz

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;17767241]she didn't :-/

she was just drunk and i think she just forgot she was doing it for awhile until i eventually just kind of passed out and everything ended lolz[/QUOTE]

if she's drunk then just put it in for her. She'll figure out what to do.

i hate when they kiss your stomach and its just like this is nice but just get to the interesting part.

[QUOTE]if she's drunk then just put it in for her. She'll figure out what to do.
[/QUOTE]
hi5

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;17767241]she didn't :-/

she was just drunk and i think she just forgot she was doing it for awhile until i eventually just kind of passed out and everything ended lolz[/QUOTE]

for all you know you got a passed out bj hahaha

i woke up to a girl jerking me off once on a dirty mattress. Tr00 stvry

Hahaha, I woke up with my ex jacking me off in my friend's basement before, and then my one friend woke up while it was going on so we went up stairs lol.

mapp the fap

:lol:

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;17767259]for all you know you got a passed out bj hahaha[/QUOTE]

such a waste :'-(

rip bj :')

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17767266]i woke up to a girl jerking me off once on a dirty mattress. Tr00 stvry[/QUOTE]

[I]how dirty was it [/I]

it actually gets better


back story:

me and a bunch of friends came back from [B]COLLEGE ACTIVITIES [/B]at a local bar, and a few girls that were friends with one of my friend's came back with us to my pal's apartment. There's a single ratty old mattress in the basement, so I called it and collapsed on it, being very drunk.


This is when I woke up to this chick giving me the ol' heave ho. I was so out of it/drunk/wtf/haha/surprised that I said in probably the scratchiest drunk voice ever: "You might as well put it in your mouth if you're going to do that." To which she responded "I'm not putting a dick in my mouth." So we kind of laid there in silence for a few minutes. I got up, put my pants on, hastily looked for my keys (which were under a bean-bag chair) and drove home at 4:00 in the morning to avoid further awkwardness.

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17767287]it actually gets better


back story:

me and a bunch of friends came back from [B]COLLEGE ACTIVITIES [/B]at a local bar, and a few girls that were friends with one of my friend's came back with us to my pal's apartment. There's a single ratty old mattress in the basement, so I called it and collapsed on it, being very drunk.


This is when I woke up to this chick giving me the ol' heave ho. I was so out of it/drunk/wtf/haha/surprised that I said in probably the scratchiest drunk voice ever: [B]"You might as well put it in your mouth if you're going to do that." To which she responded "I'm not putting a dick in my mouth."[/B] So we kind of laid there in silence for a few minutes. I got up, put my pants on, hastily looked for my keys (which were under a bean-bag chair) and drove home at 4:00 in the morning to avoid further awkwardness.[/QUOTE]

loooooooooool

[QUOTE=The Stig;17767270]So long story short just approach women and you should be fine. I look like an old ****er, and I'm still doing alright.[/QUOTE]

I tend to go for friends of friends at little gatherings. I'm not really into the bar scene. Though when i played lots of shows with old bands I got lots of women approaching me, which was cool.

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I really like having a girlfriend

but

sometimes I miss being single..............................

especially now that I'm in college and there are girls EVERYWHERE D:

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17767287]it actually gets better


back story:

me and a bunch of friends came back from [B]COLLEGE ACTIVITIES [/B]at a local bar, and a few girls that were friends with one of my friend's came back with us to my pal's apartment. There's a single ratty old mattress in the basement, so I called it and collapsed on it, being very drunk.


This is when I woke up to this chick giving me the ol' heave ho. I was so out of it/drunk/wtf/haha/surprised that I said in probably the scratchiest drunk voice ever: "You might as well put it in your mouth if you're going to do that." To which she responded "I'm not putting a dick in my mouth." So we kind of laid there in silence for a few minutes. I got up, put my pants on, hastily looked for my keys (which were under a bean-bag chair) and drove home at 4:00 in the morning to avoid further awkwardness.[/QUOTE]
hahahaha

oh my god :lol:

[quote=Angmar;17767295]I really like having a girlfriend

but

sometimes I miss being single..............................

especially now that I'm in college and there are girls EVERYWHERE D:[/quote]
dude


bro

not going to lie here


I have a crush on your gf

paul i cant just walk up to strange girls i've never met, idk. i've talked to a bunch of broads on the subway though. last friday i was all gussied up and four girls were flat out staring at me but i didnt go up to them because they were all pretty cute and i didnt know how to pick and i didnt want ot make any of them feel bad. but i felt like an idiot after, they were giggling and grinning and everything

plus one of the girl's was reading a book on being a better actor and i really can't respect that

[QUOTE]I have a crush on your gf

[/QUOTE]
she's easy on the eyes tbh, idk still too plain looking imo

lol good story

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17767301]dude


bro

not going to lie here


I have a crush on your gf[/QUOTE]


me too :amaze:

steve

i would wreck your bitch

like

destroy that pussy and probably sodomize her

I love my gf too yah she's probs the best gf


last night we walked by the river under the moonlight, holding hands


i'm so glad i'm not single and totally making this story up just to try and feel better about my loneliness





;_;

i wanna see who yall are talking about.

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17767317]I love my gf too yah she's probs the best gf


last night we walked by the river under the moonlight, holding hands


i'm so glad i'm not single and totally making this story up just to try and feel better about my loneliness





;_;[/QUOTE]
i feel u boo

T-T

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;17767318]i wanna see who yall are talking about.[/QUOTE]


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she's perdy.