[QUOTE=Cocaine;17767123]eh, i get over it. sometimes it's my own fault, like when i puked on this one girl's friend's face. that didn't really endear me to her.[/QUOTE]

lol


sup mofos

[QUOTE=BLASPHEMYOGAPHER;17767118]
good man, im down[/QUOTE]


What did you end up buying anyway?

I once got drunk when I was in high school and asked this girl who lived down the road to come round so I could piss on her face.

I didn't get friendzoned at least.

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17767130]I once got drunk when I was in high school and asked this girl who lived down the road to come round so I could piss on her face.

I didn't get friendzoned at least.[/QUOTE]

Haters wanna hate
lovers wanna love
I don't even want
none of the above
I want to piss on you

i was with a girl once who said she was going to sit on my face and then she got really embarrassed because she realized what she said and i never really talked to her again

[QUOTE=Angmar;17767129]What did you end up buying anyway?[/QUOTE]

just some whiskey and your guinness
[QUOTE]
i was with a girl once who said she was going to sit on my face and then she got really embarrassed because she realized what she said and i never really talked to her again[/QUOTE]

i never do this, but total jaundice post tbh

[QUOTE=BLASPHEMYOGAPHER;17767134]just some whiskey and your guinness[/QUOTE]

Word, well Martin will be happy to have that lol, whiskey I can dig, I have a handle of Bacardi and other people around here have some stuff, I'll ask my friend to bring some of his Fireball whiskey, that stuff is real good.

man, being underage must suck

Whiskey is def my favorite liquor.

I'm still underage

god bless amerikkka

since we're on topic of lulz girl stories

dunno if I've told this one but I had this music class a couple years ago and my partner was pretty cute. We were practicing one night on piano and we started laughing and made eye contact, I thought we were gonna kiss but my phone rings and it's my mom

after the class was over I talked to her on fb during spring break, ran into her once eating dinner and never talked again

I don't even know what to say about that Brent.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17767138]man, being underage must suck[/QUOTE]

Pretty much, I have some 21+ friends who are always willing to get me stuff though.

[QUOTE=The Stig;17767140]Really, though, all this hesitance I see with you guys is what my huge problem was before. Just realize that unless you do something exceptionally creepy, a girl's going to respect a dude who takes charge and shows confidence in a situation.[/QUOTE]

I know if I was a girl I would be very picky too.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17767138]man, being underage must suck[/QUOTE]

I feel like I should've tried going to liquor stores and reputable beer distributors when I was underage, instead of ghetto places, because since I've turned 21 I've only gotten carded three times, and never once at the liquor store.

[QUOTE=The Stig;17767140]Really, though, all this hesitance I see with you guys is what my huge problem was before. Just realize that unless you do something exceptionally creepy, a girl's going to respect a dude who takes charge and shows confidence in a situation. Pedestal is also an issue I had before, and then bam, first stranger I talk to at random I'm dating, though it took a while to get the ball rolling there.

Then just this past weekend, I walk up to this girl in a bar, say to myself that it'd be good to get her number, talk to her for less than five minutes, and end up with her number. All you need is that poopeating grin and solid eye contact. And realize that if you get turned down or don't hear from a number that you can go out next time and probably repeat the same thing again.[/QUOTE]

Well said. Confidence is huge. It's how I get with all the girls that are way out of my league. :)

I'm good at the random hook up, it's the whole getting into a meaningful relationship thing that I suck at anymore.

I sucked at girls til Senior year pretty much, had a horrible experience sophomore year, tried too hard junior year, things were much better senior year and I'm still dating the same girl :)

[QUOTE=The Stig;17767169]Dan -- Once you stop thinking about league boundaries is when you realize what you can truly do. Seriously, my turnaround since August has been huge. I just wish I had more time to go out.[/QUOTE]

Yeah I agree. After two girlfriends ago I just went for the first awesome girl I came across and then I ended up marrying her. Once we broke up (lulz) I did the same thing and that is going quite well.

teeth clinkings is the worst.

one girl i hooked up with awhile back kept doing that and then we went to do it and i found out she was a virgin so i made up some excuse about work calling me. virgins are the wrost. they get clingy and want to love you and its like **** off

lol women in general can be like that.

idk if they are worth it tbh. but ive had the same gf for four years so idk. just so much work

My girlfriend is leaving in March, not sure how that's going to work out.

shes gonna **** mad dudes

for school or something? if it is a long distance thing make sure to clean break. long distance relationships are the worst. and almost always cheating happens which just ruins the whole thing

My friends from the army said that 90% of the girls in the army are there because their boyfriend is in the army too and that they end up sleeping around and getting herpes :lol:

[QUOTE=Jacaranda;17767229]for school or something? if it is a long distance thing make sure to clean break. long distance relationships are the worst. and almost always cheating happens which just ruins the whole thing[/QUOTE]


She's going into the Navy, she has a 8 month basic training then goes right to Monterey California for training on a 6 year contract, I wanna be optimistic but it seems like an impossible situation to work around.

last girl i was with made out with my belly button for awhile

that was cool

the ****

[I]Be.....all that you can be![/I]

did she eventually go down or was it just a belly button thing.

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;17767234]last girl i was with made out with my belly button for awhile

that was cool[/QUOTE]

long as she kept going further down that's cool