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big80smullet 11-23-2008 11:44 PM

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;16888422]i have never had sex with a fat girl but i am curious. should i?[/QUOTE]

yeah do it once for the lols. make sure you're drunk though. That way the next morning you can claim you dont remember it if your mates call you out.

adb 11-23-2008 11:44 PM

[QUOTE=McP3000;16888441]kinda personal

@adb[/QUOTE]

religious reasons

y/n

McP3000 11-23-2008 11:44 PM

no*

edit: well idk you could construe it to be religious if you REALLY wanted to, but it has more to do with other things than being inherently religious.

adb 11-23-2008 11:45 PM

you don't like vag

y/n

Iluvatar 11-23-2008 11:45 PM

[QUOTE=big80smullet;16888451]yeah do it once for the lols. make sure you're drunk though. That way the next morning you can claim you dont remember it if your mates call you out.[/QUOTE]

dude i dont care if my mates call me out, i will just bring up that they are all better looking than me yet i seem to be the only one banging hot girls

adb mcp is saving himself for me is all a religious reason indeed

McP3000 11-23-2008 11:46 PM

i do like vagina

ive done everything but get blown/have sex.

edit: if i was saving myself for john he would have to make a claim of secondary virginity and that bastard wont so im moving on to BIGGER and BETTER things

big80smullet 11-23-2008 11:48 PM

so you've made out? and touched a boob? dude i did that when i was in 3rd grade.

iluvatar you should have sex with as many girls as possible of all shapes and sizes. The only sex you'll ever regret is the sex you dont get

Nostalgia 11-23-2008 11:49 PM

theres this mexican chica after me, but shes incredibly christian so i think i should move on

Pebster49 11-23-2008 11:51 PM

[QUOTE=McP3000;16888399]fat chicks dude

:lol:[/QUOTE]

bad thoughts of getting someone's head stuck in a vag now

Iluvatar 11-23-2008 11:52 PM

[QUOTE=big80smullet;16888472]so you've made out? and touched a boob? dude i did that when i was in 3rd grade.

iluvatar you should have sex with as many girls as possible of all shapes and sizes. The only sex you'll ever regret is the sex you dont get[/QUOTE]

but i have standards bro.

and those standards are if they are above 18 hell no

Txus 11-23-2008 11:53 PM

Austin: tell her

te quiero chupar la concha y meter mi humedo dedo en tu ano

:)

McP3000 11-23-2008 11:55 PM

[QUOTE=big80smullet;16888472]so you've made out? and touched a boob? dude i did that when i was in 3rd grade.

iluvatar you should have sex with as many girls as possible of all shapes and sizes. The only sex you'll ever regret is the sex you dont get[/QUOTE]
eaten out/finger too

anyway, im not really the type of person to go that far with a girl i dont love so thats really the reason why, if you wanted to know.

Murdererer 11-23-2008 11:56 PM

[QUOTE=big80smullet;16888472]so you've made out? and touched a boob? dude i did that when i was in 3rd grade.

iluvatar you should have sex with as many girls as possible of all shapes and sizes. The only sex you'll ever regret is the sex you dont get[/QUOTE]

it's true. about 2 years ago i got really drunk at a party and a fat girl gave me a bj and i kissed her and stuff

in the morning i was like oh damn..... why..... but now i don't even care it's just another notch in the bedpost

Iluvatar 11-23-2008 11:58 PM

who wants to play risk online with me!

Murdererer 11-24-2008 12:03 AM

im down to play chess if u want to upgrade ur game

i doubt anyone here can beat me

and yes that is a challenge

big80smullet 11-24-2008 12:25 AM

ill play risk. or chess. link it up

adb 11-24-2008 12:39 AM

[img]http://a390.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/79/l_58737d1602cc41d562d3135e5865020d.jpg[/img]

Txus 11-24-2008 12:43 AM

awesome shirt

Pebster49 11-24-2008 12:44 AM

those two guys kiss very gayly

adb 11-24-2008 12:45 AM

u would know

Iluvatar 11-24-2008 12:50 AM

i bet those guys arent rly gaaaaaay

adb 11-24-2008 12:51 AM

u would know

Iluvatar 11-24-2008 12:52 AM

yeah i make out with guys often

adb 11-24-2008 12:53 AM

hot

Murdererer 11-24-2008 12:56 AM

i kissed a male once

can't say i regret it

Iluvatar 11-24-2008 01:03 AM

my girlfriend is a bitch

she got ink all over her hands and decided it would be funny to place them over my face so that i have two ink handprints on my face

i look like a ****ing retard

adb 11-24-2008 01:05 AM

pics

witchxrapist 11-24-2008 01:07 AM

loooool

Iluvatar 11-24-2008 01:08 AM

i dont own a camera so for this specific reason

Murdererer 11-24-2008 01:14 AM

ok guys i quit for tonight mappy has offended me in every way possible

rot in hell


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