one time my sisters pet snake got loose in the house i didnt need to smoke to be paranoid but i did anyway

tronns stories win for the best formatting lol

my girlfriend is going to be the best to get high with

tronn has been making me lol for the last couple pages

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16888357]smoking with women sucks. when i'd get high with my ex she'd get annoyingly goofy and end up pissing me off when we were in bed.

[B]like she spilled water all over me when we were lying in bed. she started laughing and i was ****ing piiiissteeed[/B][/QUOTE]

Justifiable cause for murder.

why were you upset she spilled water on you just means you get to take off your clothes early

lol

[I]but its cold[/I] :(

[QUOTE=asdemonsburn;16888382][I]but its cold[/I] :([/QUOTE]

Exactly.

use her vagina to heat you up

[QUOTE=McP3000;16888387]use her omnibus to heat you up[/QUOTE]

That could only warm you up a bit at a time unless her vag was enormous and could consume you, that'd be warm.

nigga if you think water is cold you better not go the south pole

**** is freezin

because i get in a serious and very conscious mood when im stoned, so while she was in this comedic mood i was very serious and just wanted to chill. however in the midst of my chilling i was interrupted by a bunch of water down my back followed by a cacophony of giggles

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;16888393]That could only warm you up a bit at a time unless her vag was enormous and could consume you, that'd be warm.[/QUOTE]
fat chicks dude

:lol:

see that is where i would have ravaged her you just handled the situation badly man even high

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16888397]because i get in a serious and very conscious mood when im stoned, so while she was in this comedic mood i was very serious and just wanted to chill. however in the midst of my chilling i was interrupted by a bunch of water down my back followed by [B]a cacophony of giggles[/B][/QUOTE]

roflroflroflroflroflrofl

hahaaha

plus i have a water bed, and when i feel water on the exterior i ****ing abandon ship

[QUOTE=McP3000;16888399]fat chicks dude

:lol:[/QUOTE]

Ewwwwwww

EDIT: I'm going to smoke another bowl, dunno if I'll be back if not, later fools

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i have never had sex with a fat girl but i am curious. should i?

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16888411]hahaaha

plus i have a water bed, and when i feel water on the exterior i ****ing abandon ship[/QUOTE]
you should act like you are kraken and wrap your tentacles around her, and plunge her into the deep abyss

yes PLUNGER HER

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;16888422]i have never had sex with a fat girl but i am curious. should i?[/QUOTE]
i wouldn't have the slightest clue

edit: psh typoes

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16888411]hahaaha

plus i have a water bed, and when i feel water on the exterior i ****ing abandon ship[/QUOTE]

i used to sleep on an air mattress it felt like a $10 cloud of s[COLOR="black"]h[/COLOR]it

[QUOTE=McP3000;16888429]i wouldn't have the slightest clue

edit: psh typoes[/QUOTE]


you never gave the reason why you're a virgin by choice

just curious

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16888397]because i get in a serious and very conscious mood when im stoned, so while she was in this comedic mood i was very serious and just wanted to chill. however in the midst of my chilling i was interrupted by a bunch of water down my back followed by a cacophony of giggles[/QUOTE]

should c[SIZE="2"]o[/SIZE]ck slap that b[SIZE="2"]i[/SIZE]tch, teach her some f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]cking respect for her betters

kinda personal

@adb

my bed is bangin. its really comfortable and i love it, but from the women who has slept on it, its not too popular

yes are we human or are we denser

i dont get it john