[QUOTE=kdizze;13725840]so guys, any of you got any tips for removing the poopoo in the hair in the bit next to your botty hole?[/QUOTE]

be a man and let it hang in there! Every real man has some **** in his pants....

err. you seriously shave your asshole?? does it not scratch/have stubble

nope

tis fine

if you dont shave it alloff, theres enough left to make it not itch...

i just realised, the quality of conversation in here is the highest ever!

lol these period girls started it!

I just ate dinner.


Spaghetti and salad.


It wasn't bad, even though I hate spaghetti. I just poured garlic powder all over it and alternated between that and bread.

[QUOTE=kdizze;13726003]lol these period girls started it![/QUOTE]




Stick a razor blade up your cornhole and see if you like bleeding nonstop all day long.

hmm
on the past couple of pages we have covered:
Periods
Peeing
crapping
streaking
and probably paedophilia

Everyone here should listen to Suffocation. Excessively.

o god, no need to stick a razor blade up my cornhole to bleed, being a GUY! yes! one of the perks;)

but we can get hit in the balls = not good

[QUOTE=Sunshine;13719086]My instructor is a silly, goofy man.

Him and his guitarist buddy are doing some experiemental stuff, and they made up a genre name.

"Jam Metal Electronica"

But I thought it sounded clunky and awkward so I called it "Jam Metalonica."

And he became very, very much excited.

It was kind of cool though. They took one of President Bush's speeches and played behind it.[/QUOTE]


It's always better to have a fun teacher though, makes the lessons more interesting.

[QUOTE=Janeway;13726018]Stick a razor blade up your cornhole and see if you like bleeding nonstop all day long.[/QUOTE]

Then plug it up with an oversized cotton swab.

And yank the plug out a few hours later.

And I can snap my neck trying to female-ejaculate with my tongue.


But it doesn't happen very often.

[QUOTE=Brokensticks;13726088]It's always better to have a fun teacher though, makes the lessons more interesting.[/QUOTE]

Oh I'm not complaining.

I think its hilarious.

Sometimes I wonder if he does it so I don't get all shy on him.

But then I realize.

No, he's really like that.

And I appreciate it.

Yah, gota love the goof's. Learning is much better when it's fun!

I get hit in the balls atleast twice a week. Me and my friends for some reason or another feel the need to backhand each other for no reason. Generally if someone's on the phone with their parents and they're not paying attention, that's the best time to get them.

And I pull my boxers down to pee. Just the front, though. They don't shift at all at the back end.

And peeing in nature is definately the best. When we'd go camping for a couple days, wherever the first person pissed, that was our designated piss spot for the next couple days. We'd try to expand on the giant puddle as much as possible until we left.

Right.
Those little holes are stupid.

What the f[B]u[/B]ck is the point of boxers? =/


They don't do anything.









[url]http://www.ridgenet.net/~curtdan/Excelsior/AdmJaneway_2378_Big.jpg[/url]

Haha.

I have friends who sack-tap eachother all the time.

Whenever my friends are on the phone with their parents, I've found that the best thing to do is shout "_____, PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!" or "COME BACK TO BED _____!" or [if there's a group participating] "WE CAN'T DO THE ONE ON PAGE 72 WITHOUT SOMEONE ON TOP!"

Parents react in the greatest ways sometimes.

Others don't care, which can be equally as funny.

Mine never seem to care, its great

I was on the phone with my mom at my buddy's house and his 7 year old brother started yelling V[I]a[/I]ginas!!!!

Very annoying...

[QUOTE=Sunshine;13726184]Haha.

I have friends who sack-tap eachother all the time.

Whenever my friends are on the phone with their parents, I've found that the best thing to do is shout "_____, PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!" or "COME BACK TO BED _____!" or [if there's a group participating] "WE CAN'T DO THE ONE ON PAGE 72 WITHOUT SOMEONE ON TOP!"

Parents react in the greatest ways sometimes.

Others don't care, which can be equally as funny.[/QUOTE]
We were watching a pr0no they we had just bought at a friend's house, when my mom called. Out of courtesy, they muted it and I answered the phone. Less than 10 seconds into my conversation with my mom, of course, the volume shoots up to yelling volume. I tried running into a different room, but his house has speakers set up through the entire upstairs, so it was still audible in that room. :lol: I talked to my mom for 3 or 4 minutes with pr0n blaring, yelling so she could hear me, and then she'd yell back.

My parents used to care back when they'd find some on the computer when I was like 13 or 14, but they don't care at all any more.

I see no point in por.n TBH. No appeal, mite as well go get laid.

At 13?

Well i still dont see the point in it at any age. and no probly not at 13.

[url]http://i13.tinypic.com/4hxcvmt.jpg[/url]
[url]http://i12.tinypic.com/2cqe985.jpg[/url]
[url]http://i12.tinypic.com/44i06tx.jpg[/url]

It's probably the bugger that stole my enter key

Wow. lol what else can ya say to a big *** spider

did you actually take those pics?, if so, did you actualyl just come over to the computer and there was a random spider as big as that on it?

[url]http://sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=503542[/url] <- Theres the thread with the story.

Im scared of spiders.

At least they kill other insects we don't like. Like Mosquitos.

I love the UK we dont get that kinda problem

jesus that's a huge spider.. I would've been out of that room if I saw that

I hate when people shout things when I'm on the phone. One time I was on the phone with my mother and my friend was like "Woo, I got more ganja for tomorrow!" as loud as he possibly could. That was a totally awkward moment, and then I walked into a door.

Hahaha.

Nice.

[IMG]http://www.lafayettelutheran.com/img/sugarglider.jpg[/IMG]

Awww.

Fuzzy.

And extremely ugly.

In a cute sort of way.

They're adorable.


I saw one at the pet shop. It was trying to drink water out of one of those stupid water bottles, but the spout was bigger than it's head. I scared it and it lept to the other side of the cage. =/

Hahaha.

What in hell ARE they?

Sugar Gliders.


Like flying squirrels, but cute.

Oh.

I still can't decide.

They're cute, yeah.

But they're ugly.

But they're still cute.