looool I just ****ed with some indian guy cold calling me about winning two free tickets to some ****ing place in the bahamas.

I acted incredibly overenthusiastic and argued that he should send me to France instead and that we should visit the Louvre together and then later have a threesome with his wife and eat caviar from her buttocks. He was acting so hard to remain polite and sincere.

lmao I do that kind of stuff to the people around here who always wanna get your money for "Green Peace" or something.

haha. Indian people make me lol

he's prolly going to go home to his empty low rent apartment on the bad side of town and sit down on his bed that he uses as a couch cause he cant afford anything else and cry because he was trying to scam you and you decided to harass him and stop him from making money. then he will hang himself.

idk if I can live with that on my conscience now Jacaranda thanks

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17765227]looool I just ****ed with some indian guy cold calling me about winning two free tickets to some ****ing place in the bahamas.

I acted incredibly overenthusiastic and argued that he should send me to France instead and that we should visit the Louvre together and then later have a threesome with his wife and eat caviar from her buttocks. He was acting so hard to remain polite and sincere.[/QUOTE]

what is this

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17765227]looool I just ****ed with some indian guy cold calling me about winning two free tickets to some ****ing place in the bahamas.

I acted incredibly overenthusiastic and argued that he should send me to France instead and that we should visit the Louvre together and then later have a threesome with his wife and eat caviar from her buttocks. He was acting so hard to remain polite and sincere.[/QUOTE]

was he like

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indian, or

[img]http://www.obsessedwithfilm.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/no-country-for-old-men_tommy-lee-jones_josh-brolin_javier-bardem_9.jpg[/img]

indian

the only major difference between college and high school is that you can keep to yourself without looking like a psychopath

idk he could have been pakistani or something

its hard to tell for me

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17765247]the only major difference between college and high school is that you can keep to yourself without looking like a psychopath[/QUOTE]

no.

yeah dude just be listening to music on my ipod and looking at the trees

now that i think of it i've only had like one conversation the whole three semesters i've gone and that was the time i walked up to that girl to tell her that i live with my parents and can't get a job

thats probably not healthy

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17765266]now that i think of it i've only had like one conversation the whole three semesters i've gone and that was the time i walked up to that girl to tell her that i live with my parents and can't get a job
[/QUOTE]

this always ruins my chances with women

maybe I should just fake being successful, or at least sane

my main problem seems to be that i always get attracted to girls several years older than me and therefore don't bother

but idk i had this dream the other day where Tim Allen told me that genuinely disturbed older girls aren't worried about age and should be taken advantage of and it was really inspirational

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17765283]but idk i had this dream the other day where Tim Allen told me that genuinely disturbed older girls aren't worried about age and should be taken advantage of and it was really inspirational[/QUOTE]

looooooooool

better watch him, he has a history of coke abuse

the way he worded it was so beautiful

it was something stupid like " you know when i was your age i didn't waste as much time doing stuff like you do, i was always out looking for older chicks that were crazy enough to date underaged freaks like me"

i was like damn dude you crazy with it

im too young to deal with women, so i just have sex

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17765247]the only major difference between college and high school is that you can keep to yourself without looking like a psychopath[/QUOTE]

Nah, in Australia the loners are uni are generally the ones who get assaulted at dusk for their ipods. So many cheap ipods on ebay, so little time.

when im making my ten mile walk i always have this fear in the back of my mind that some one will beat me up for my ipod

Wear a dark-green velvet cloak with a leather belt over it. Noone will mess you up.

someone stole my ipod

some one pulled a gun on my brother for his playstation portable once

holy **** lol. thats over the top.

he was standing outside , like a block down at maybe midnight

apparently some people had just tried to break into this building down the street and it didn't work so they were like look at this kid playing PSP

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17765247]the only major difference between college and high school is that you can keep to yourself without looking like a psychopath[/QUOTE]

sort of agree with this

let's be broad and just say the social element isn't as obligatory

I have a cheap 256 mb mp3 player from about 7 years back. The battery keeps falling out but it still works.

EDIT: Wow, that's messed up, Alex.

you know what, your right, there is around 24,000 thousand students at my school, no one gives a **** if you dont talk or not

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17765314]let's be broad and just say the social element isn't as obligatory[/QUOTE]

if you live on campus it is

but I don't live on campus and you don't either so

well yeah i go to community so there's no dorms just trees and dudes with dreads playing acoustic guitar

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17765283]i had this dream the other day where Tim Allen told me that genuinely disturbed older girls aren't worried about age and should be taken advantage of[/QUOTE]

hopefully it was tim allen as his character in galaxy quest