white castle is horrible

Especially the ones that you buy in packages. The outside will be frozen and the inside will burn your mouth or vice versa.

EDIT: Kinda like a hot pocket.

man i am tired

the only mcflurry i ever liked was the one they had when Armageddon came out, it was a Nerd McFlurry

youve got me saying damn girl

damn girl

damn girl

I've never had White Castle or In 'N Out Burger.

The only time I eat fast food now is Orange Julius and even then it's mostly for the smoothies.

i want some dairy queen tbh

[QUOTE=The Door Mouse;16021874]Especially the ones that you buy in packages. The outside will be frozen and the inside will burn your mouth or vice versa.

EDIT: Kinda like a hot pocket.[/QUOTE]

But Hot Pockets discharge a jet of hot processed cheese into your throat that heat-seals it and eventually asphyxiates you.

[QUOTE=Equus;16021975]i want some dairy queen tbh[/QUOTE]

I haven't had it in a long time. The vanilla shakes are some of the greatest things ever conjured up by man.

[QUOTE=Equus;16021975]i want some dairy queen tbh[/QUOTE]

dairy queen ****ing rocks!

DQ ice cream is way too soft

Whenever I eat ice cream, I want it to be hard and grim as the great Fimbul winter

Only pussies like their ice cream hard.

Five Guys Burgers>

Girls are ****ing crazy man.

[QUOTE=guitrguy;16022068]Only [b]Vikings, wizards, pirates, ninjas and ninja-wizards[/b] like their ice cream hard.[/QUOTE]

fix'd

Chicks are crazy

My girl is flipping out right now. I think she wants to break up. And I have to go to her dad's bday party tonight so its going to be really awkward to pretend everything is fine, you know?

I would call in sick or get myself run over by a beer truck or something

I hate to pretend that everything is A-OK

Yeah man it sucks. :( What is she flipping out about?

Put it in her butt.

That fixes things usually.

She thinks that we are "too different". I mean, we've been together since high school and had an amazing relationship, but we have been having all these stupid fights lately.

I love her and all but she wants so much of my time, man.

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;16022093]Put it in her butt.

That fixes things usually.[/QUOTE]

Tighter and more degrading to women

Excellent

[QUOTE]She thinks that we are "too different". I mean, we've been together since high school and had an amazing relationship, but we have been having all these stupid fights lately.

I love her and all but she wants so much of my time, man.[/QUOTE]

Sounds all too familiar.

[QUOTE=Equus;16021722]didnt you just say that you like big macs[/QUOTE]
yes but you see one upsets my stomach and the other doesn't

[QUOTE=planewreq;16022103]yes but you see one upsets my [b]colon[/b] and the other doesn't[/QUOTE]

Couldn't agree more, planewreq

McDick's gives me the shits

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan;16022096]She thinks that we are "too different". I mean, we've been together since high school and had an amazing relationship, but we have been having all these stupid fights lately.

I love her and all but she wants so much of my time, man.[/QUOTE]

Hve you tried to hash out the stupid fight part or

Yeah but it keeps happening. She just gets worked up over the stupidest things and thinks that "I don't care"

sounds like a normal relationship to me.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan;16022123]Yeah but it keeps happening. She just gets worked up over the stupidest things and thinks that "I don't care"[/QUOTE]

She seems to have a controlling personality

I've had similar relationships

I'd look her in the eye and tell her [i]once[/i] to knock that **** off ... first and last warning

It's just really really getting tiresome you know? We will talk about things and try to work them out, everything will seem fine, and then she will blow up a week later over something and bring it up.

Chris: She thinks that by her getting more upset means she cares more then I do. Wtf kind of logic is that?

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan;16022134]It's just really really getting tiresome you know? We will talk about things and try to work them out, everything will seem fine, and then she will blow up a week later over something and bring it up.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, my ex did that a lot near the end of our relationship. Got upset/angry over the silliest things. Females. >:[

[QUOTE]Chris: She thinks that by her getting more upset means she cares more then I do. Wtf kind of logic is that?[/QUOTE]

woman logic ofc