Mummy, why do I still wet the bed?

What's with the double-D?

Wheres Burnlikeablacknight these days?not seen him for a while...

Did you know that in Wales your name would be pronounced Paranoith?

[QUOTE=Wintermute]Did you know that in Wales your name would be pronounced Paranoith?[/QUOTE]


Just mumble loudly and your speaking welsh....

*is not actually Welsh*

It is a scientifically proven fact that you can say anything, e.g "klakwyygen" and tell people it is a Welsh squirrel, and they will [I]always[/I] believe you.

for the longest time i wondered why an anorexic girl would want to go to eistedfood.

Why is it that this is the only good thread in the pit?

[QUOTE=Jadeybeta]It is a scientifically proven fact that you can say anything, e.g "klakwyygen" and tell people it is a Welsh squirrel, and they will [I]always[/I] believe you.[/QUOTE]
:lol: Those crazy Welsh and their distinct lack of vowels!! :lol:

my freind ispeeks welsh.......she regularly insults me so i dont know what she's saying.......dam[I]n[/I] her

[QUOTE=Obnoxiuos Mushroom]my [B]freind ispeeks [/B] welsh.......she regularly insults me so i dont know what she's saying.......dam[I]n[/I] her[/QUOTE]

I'm assuming English isn't your first language either.

one spelling mistake and im condemned to people thinking im foriegn! im as english as the steak and ale pie mate.

[QUOTE=Obnoxiuos Mushroom]one spelling mistake and im condemned to people thinking im foriegn! im as english as the steak and ale pie mate.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Obnoxiuos Mushroom]my [B]freind ispeeks [/B] welsh.......she regularly insults me so i dont know what she's saying.......dam[I]n[/I] her[/QUOTE]

That's 2 spelling mistakes and a typing error ;)

[QUOTE=Obnoxiuos Mushroom]one spelling mistake and im condemned to people thinking im foriegn! im as english as the steak and ale pie mate.[/QUOTE]

i'm not english, but 'ale pie'?

[QUOTE=addicted_tochaos]i'm not english, but 'ale pie'?[/QUOTE]

Steak and beer pie I think. ;)

no da[I]m[/I]nit! it says stake and ale pie on the menu at the pub i work at! and in the boxes that the bloody things come out of! grrrrr!

[QUOTE=Obnoxiuos Mushroom]no da[I]m[/I]nit! it says stake and ale pie on the menu at the pub i work at! and in the boxes that the bloody things come out of! grrrrr![/QUOTE]

Yes yes, I know. Beer is ale though correct? I'm assuming he didn't know what ale was.

Ale is beer, certainly. Beer isn't necessarily ale. Beer could be ale, bitter, stout, or urine*.



*lager

Beer is only nice when you have drank so much your taste buds no longer function.

[i]Lager[/i] is only nice when you're drunk already. A proper beer, and I mean a PROPER beer, not Boddingtons, is actually a delicious thing in it's own right. Try some Dent Bitter, Freoch, Honeydew or Theakston's Old Peculiar...

Heaven in a glass.

Steak and ale pie is d4mn nice

...as is old peculiar :thumb:

whiskey is were it is at, single malt scotch whiskeys that is, and maybe a few blends but imo single malt > blends

/goes to bed

I'll keep an eye out. :)

[QUOTE=Wintermute]Ale is beer, certainly. Beer isn't necessarily ale. Beer could be ale, bitter, stout, or urine*.



*lager[/QUOTE]
Way to pwn lager, dude!!

[QUOTE=Wintermute][i]Lager[/i] is only nice when you're drunk already. A proper beer, and I mean a PROPER beer, not Boddingtons, is actually a delicious thing in it's own right. Try some Dent Bitter, Freoch, Honeydew or Theakston's Old Peculiar...

Heaven in a glass.[/QUOTE]

Agreed, I hate lager with a passion. Can't even drink it when I'm drunk already. I'm actually a Guinness man, because in town pubs they don't serve any proper ales. Though I had a pint of Fuller's London Pride a while ago and that was lovely.

To beer :chug: (excluding that fizzy piss-water)

I don't like beers and lagers so much, I'll only drink spirits and liquor usually. Alchopops make me ill due to allthe colourings and have so little alcohol in them that they're pointless.

[QUOTE=Distorted Vision]Agreed, I hate lager with a passion. Can't even drink it when I'm drunk already. I'm actually a Guinness man, because in town pubs they don't serve any proper ales. Though I had a pint of Fuller's London Pride a while ago and that was lovely.

To beer :chug: (excluding that fizzy piss-water)[/QUOTE]

As a beer, Guinness is fairly mediocre. Its strong point though is that it's available EVERYWHERE! Most pubs won't serve real drinks, but Guinness is an acceptable substitute.

I've got a pint of London Pride in the cupboard, actually, I'll probably open it up tonight.

Luckily a pub near where I live has a great selection, they have about 7 guest ales on at any one time.

A while back at a kind of extended party me and a few friends spent 3 days drinking proper stuff, Dark Lord, Theakston's Old Peculiar, Badger's Golden Champion, Old Speckled Hen, Black Sheep... then someone handed me a tin of Fosters. I actually literally could not taste it. It was basically water...


[quote]I don't like beers and lagers so much, I'll only drink spirits and liquor usually. Alchopops make me ill due to allthe colourings and have so little alcohol in them that they're pointless.[/quote]

Alcopops are more than just horrible, they're also morally reprehensible. The target market is people who aren't old enough to buy alcohol legally.

As for spirits, well, they're fine if you just want to get drunk. Personally I gave up on that approach a while ago, I only drink socially now.

Yes, I think there's something morally suspect in marketing something that tastes like orange juice or coke yet will get you drunk. I'm told that i shall grow into the taste of beer etc. but at the moment I only really like to drink spirits, I can hold them fairly well though so that's not too bad.

Pretty much all I drink is Guinness and Jack Daniels.