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[QUOTE=ShadowsFallen]I must share this experience. It is too life-changing and unbelievable to keep inside.
[I]"There are certain words that, when used over time, become less funny; and 'weiner' is not one of them."[/I] I happen to google this valuable goldmine of humour and what should appear..but [url=http://www.house.gov/weiner/]THIS[/url]. How unfortunate for him.[/QUOTE] :lol: The title doesn't lie. |
[QUOTE=ShadowsFallen]I happen to google this valuable goldmine of humour and what should appear..but [url=http://www.house.gov/weiner/]THIS[/url].
How unfortunate for him.[/QUOTE] Poor guy. Nobody must listen to him. Weiner: BUT GUYS!! I HAVE A GOOD IDEA THAT COULD POTENTIALLY GET THE US OUT OF DEBT Vice-President: Question. Is anyone gonna listen to a guy with the last name 'weiner'? |
:lol: Lawl
Tony: Hey! I know how to get the city out of debt! Vice P.: Shut up, Weiner. Hahahah, your name is weiner. \/ F[SIZE=2]u[/SIZE]cker :mad: \/ |
No, you!
:mad: Weiners make me hungry. :lol: [size=1]Everything makes me hungry.[/size] |
I customer who's last name was Weiner came through my checkstand last night, and the company rules dictated that after I finished ringing up her order I had to say 'Thank you, Misses Weiner...'
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I know a guy named Harry Weiner.
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:lol: Holy crap, that must suck! Oh well, if you rearrange the letters of my name, you get "a weak virjn." Yeah, and a guy like Vin Diesel gets "I end lives." Not fair. :upset: |
^^ I am undoubtedly signing up for that report. I'll post it regularly.
I'm laughing very hard right now. :lol: [QUOTE=Unstable Mind]Weiners make me hungry. :lol: [size=1]Everything makes me hungry.[/size][/QUOTE] :lol: :lol: Insert gay joke here. |
Hahaha. I remember in elementary school. The sped lady was named Mrs. Ball, but we called her Mrs. Balls. And her husband's first name was Harry.
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[QUOTE=toaster135]I know a guy named Harry Weiner.[/QUOTE]Hah. Poor guy.
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Harry Balls, meet Harry Weiner.
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[url=http://img363.imageshack.us/my.php?image=weiner6bb.jpg]\m/ PURE F[SIZE=2]U[/SIZE]CKING METAL \m/[/url]
I'm getting way too much entertainment out of this. :lol: |
Haha, this all reminds me...anyone seen that SNL skit with the "Shweddy Balls"?
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That name is most likely actually pronounced like "wine-er."
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I thought that too, but it's so much funnier to pronounce it "wee-ner".
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[QUOTE=Illmatic]Haha, this all reminds me...anyone seen that SNL skit with the "Shweddy Balls"?[/QUOTE]
I used to have an assistan principal by the name of Jan Schuette. Pronounced Schweddy. :lol: She took a lot of crap for that. Kage- Don't be such a mature buzzkill. :p |
I knew a kid who's name is actually Wiener, and it's pronounced Wee-ner... Michael Wiener, whatever happened to you?
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[QUOTE]That name is most likely actually pronounced like "wine-er."[/QUOTE]
But it's way more entertaining to pronounce it as "ween-er" |
There's a urologist around here named D[SIZE=2]i[/SIZE]ck Tapper. I kid you not. We make fun of it constantly. :lol:
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[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Kage- Don't be such a mature buzzkill. :p[/QUOTE]
It's my inability to go against German pronunciations. :p |
[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]I used to have an assistan principal by the name of Jan Schuette.
Pronounced Schweddy. :lol: She took a lot of crap for that. Kage- Don't be such a mature buzzkill. :p[/QUOTE] Have you seen the skit? Alec Baldwin goes on NPR as something Schweddy, a chef, and he's talking about his family meatball recipe...it's lowbrow stuff, but it's great. "I love how your Schweddy Balls just shine in the light of the studio". [QUOTE]There's a urologist around here named Dick Tapper.[/QUOTE] Wow, talk about someone who was predestined for his profession. That's like naming your daughter "Crystal", you know she's just gonna be a stripper. |
There is a local politician around here called Dick Face.
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[url=http://www.house.gov/weiner/images/brady1.jpg]Gun Control Advocate Jim Brady shares a "thumbs up" with Rep. Weiner.[/url]
Man, this is so terrible. :lol: I know a kid who's last name is Hunt, and I keep urging him to name his kid Mike. |
My densist used to be Dr. Drool. :cool:
I've not seen the skit, but I've heard it rehearsed quite a few times by my friends. |
Geeze, you leave me more messages than some people who are added as friends on there. :rolleyes: Just make a freaking account on there already, n00b. :)
NP: Phil Collins-Two Worlds |
[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Geeze, you leave me more messages than some people who are added as friends on there. :rolleyes: Just make a freaking account on there already, n00b. :)
NP: Phil Collins-Two Worlds[/QUOTE] Go to the Dredg thread I made right now. NOW!! |
I think I'm going to make an R&M photo album, yay or nay?
NP: The Beatles - Dear Prudence |
That would be well recieved.
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I don't know if it would be radically different from the MX photoalbum, but go ahead.
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Well looking through the R&M map made me realize that I don't know what half of the other R&Mers look like. So I'll give it a shot I guess.
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