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Toaster 11-21-2005 09:20 PM

[QUOTE=ShadowsFallen]I must share this experience. It is too life-changing and unbelievable to keep inside.

[I]"There are certain words that, when used over time, become less funny; and 'weiner' is not one of them."[/I]

I happen to google this valuable goldmine of humour and what should appear..but [url=http://www.house.gov/weiner/]THIS[/url].

How unfortunate for him.[/QUOTE]

:lol: The title doesn't lie.

MBS 11-21-2005 09:23 PM

[QUOTE=ShadowsFallen]I happen to google this valuable goldmine of humour and what should appear..but [url=http://www.house.gov/weiner/]THIS[/url].

How unfortunate for him.[/QUOTE]

Poor guy. Nobody must listen to him.

Weiner: BUT GUYS!! I HAVE A GOOD IDEA THAT COULD POTENTIALLY GET THE US OUT OF DEBT

Vice-President: Question. Is anyone gonna listen to a guy with the last name 'weiner'?

Shadows 11-21-2005 09:24 PM

:lol: Lawl

Tony: Hey! I know how to get the city out of debt!

Vice P.: Shut up, Weiner. Hahahah, your name is weiner.


\/ F[SIZE=2]u[/SIZE]cker :mad: \/

Arrakakaka 11-21-2005 09:25 PM

No, you!


:mad:

Weiners make me hungry. :lol:




[size=1]Everything makes me hungry.[/size]

xizoesira 11-21-2005 09:25 PM

I customer who's last name was Weiner came through my checkstand last night, and the company rules dictated that after I finished ringing up her order I had to say 'Thank you, Misses Weiner...'

Toaster 11-21-2005 09:26 PM

I know a guy named Harry Weiner.

Dr. Jake Destructo 11-21-2005 09:27 PM

[QUOTE] Enter your e-mail below to receive the “Weiner Report” [/QUOTE]

:lol: Holy crap, that must suck!

Oh well, if you rearrange the letters of my name, you get "a weak virjn."

Yeah, and a guy like Vin Diesel gets "I end lives." Not fair. :upset:

Shadows 11-21-2005 09:27 PM

^^ I am undoubtedly signing up for that report. I'll post it regularly.

I'm laughing very hard right now. :lol:

[QUOTE=Unstable Mind]Weiners make me hungry. :lol:




[size=1]Everything makes me hungry.[/size][/QUOTE]
:lol: :lol: Insert gay joke here.

Arrakakaka 11-21-2005 09:28 PM

Hahaha. I remember in elementary school. The sped lady was named Mrs. Ball, but we called her Mrs. Balls. And her husband's first name was Harry.

:lol:

blue3 11-21-2005 09:28 PM

[QUOTE=toaster135]I know a guy named Harry Weiner.[/QUOTE]Hah. Poor guy.

Arrakakaka 11-21-2005 09:29 PM

Harry Balls, meet Harry Weiner.

Shadows 11-21-2005 09:32 PM

[url=http://img363.imageshack.us/my.php?image=weiner6bb.jpg]\m/ PURE F[SIZE=2]U[/SIZE]CKING METAL \m/[/url]

I'm getting way too much entertainment out of this. :lol:

Illmatic 11-21-2005 09:32 PM

Haha, this all reminds me...anyone seen that SNL skit with the "Shweddy Balls"?

Kage 11-21-2005 09:34 PM

That name is most likely actually pronounced like "wine-er."

Shadows 11-21-2005 09:36 PM

I thought that too, but it's so much funnier to pronounce it "wee-ner".

Dr. Jake Destructo 11-21-2005 09:38 PM

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Haha, this all reminds me...anyone seen that SNL skit with the "Shweddy Balls"?[/QUOTE]

I used to have an assistan principal by the name of Jan Schuette.

Pronounced Schweddy. :lol: She took a lot of crap for that.

Kage- Don't be such a mature buzzkill. :p

i am the robots 11-21-2005 09:39 PM

I knew a kid who's name is actually Wiener, and it's pronounced Wee-ner... Michael Wiener, whatever happened to you?

MBS 11-21-2005 09:39 PM

[QUOTE]That name is most likely actually pronounced like "wine-er."[/QUOTE]

But it's way more entertaining to pronounce it as "ween-er"

Shadows 11-21-2005 09:40 PM

There's a urologist around here named D[SIZE=2]i[/SIZE]ck Tapper. I kid you not. We make fun of it constantly. :lol:

Kage 11-21-2005 09:40 PM

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Kage- Don't be such a mature buzzkill. :p[/QUOTE]
It's my inability to go against German pronunciations. :p

Illmatic 11-21-2005 09:42 PM

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]I used to have an assistan principal by the name of Jan Schuette.

Pronounced Schweddy. :lol: She took a lot of crap for that.

Kage- Don't be such a mature buzzkill. :p[/QUOTE]

Have you seen the skit?

Alec Baldwin goes on NPR as something Schweddy, a chef, and he's talking about his family meatball recipe...it's lowbrow stuff, but it's great. "I love how your Schweddy Balls just shine in the light of the studio".

[QUOTE]There's a urologist around here named Dick Tapper.[/QUOTE]

Wow, talk about someone who was predestined for his profession. That's like naming your daughter "Crystal", you know she's just gonna be a stripper.

Apocalyptic Raids 11-21-2005 09:43 PM

There is a local politician around here called Dick Face.

:lol:

MBS 11-21-2005 09:44 PM

[url=http://www.house.gov/weiner/images/brady1.jpg]Gun Control Advocate Jim Brady shares a "thumbs up" with Rep. Weiner.[/url]

Man, this is so terrible. :lol:

I know a kid who's last name is Hunt, and I keep urging him to name his kid Mike.

Dr. Jake Destructo 11-21-2005 09:45 PM

My densist used to be Dr. Drool. :cool:

I've not seen the skit, but I've heard it rehearsed quite a few times by my friends.

Dr. Jake Destructo 11-21-2005 11:22 PM

Geeze, you leave me more messages than some people who are added as friends on there. :rolleyes: Just make a freaking account on there already, n00b. :)

NP: Phil Collins-Two Worlds

Moses 11-21-2005 11:24 PM

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Geeze, you leave me more messages than some people who are added as friends on there. :rolleyes: Just make a freaking account on there already, n00b. :)

NP: Phil Collins-Two Worlds[/QUOTE]
Go to the Dredg thread I made right now. NOW!!

magicbus 11-21-2005 11:25 PM

I think I'm going to make an R&M photo album, yay or nay?



NP: The Beatles - Dear Prudence

xizoesira 11-21-2005 11:27 PM

That would be well recieved.

Illmatic 11-21-2005 11:27 PM

I don't know if it would be radically different from the MX photoalbum, but go ahead.

magicbus 11-21-2005 11:29 PM

Well looking through the R&M map made me realize that I don't know what half of the other R&Mers look like. So I'll give it a shot I guess.


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