My post count will overtake yours soon.

/rubs hands together and laughs maniacally

NP: "Why Go" -Pearl Jam

What's up, folks?

I'll type up a guide for ya, tonight AH. Alright, bro?

And ATM...you post more than me anyway. When I move back to Kentucky, expect me to post WAY more often (I'll have the internet at home :lol: )

ICB, don't feel obligated to do that, but I would definitely appreciate it.

NP: Mudvayne- "Happy?"

ICB, it's just because I am basically a vampire. I stay up until 4-5 every night.

ATM, how's your day going?

Don't want to talk about it :upset:

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]ICB, it's just because I am basically a vampire. I stay up until 4-5 every night.[/QUOTE]

I used to when I was in Kentucky. When I moved back here, my parents set a "bed time". It's like "come on, I'm seventeen"...

I don't even know how to make different notes :upset:

I try clicking on the note duration button, nothing happens. I keep hitting CTRL and +/-, nothing happens.

I suck at this program.

[QUOTE=InColdBlood]I used to when I was in Kentucky. When I moved back here, my parents set a "bed time". It's like "come on, I'm seventeen"...[/QUOTE]

You have a bedtime? :lol:

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]Don't want to talk about it :upset:[/QUOTE]

I re-phrased the question :-\

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]You have a bedtime? :lol:[/QUOTE]

Yeah, my parents want to control every aspect of my life.

Which is why I want to move back to Kentucky with my grandmother.

Fu[size=2]ck[/size] it, I'll tell you guys what happened.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]Fu[size=2]ck[/size] it, I'll tell you guys what happened.[/QUOTE]

Sounds good.

Well, don't share until Ray gets his funky self in here, since he knows more about the topic than I do :-\

So I meet this girl through a friend, and we start talking a little bit online. Everything seems good, she plays guitar, likes pretty good music, etc. I thought she was hot after seeing her pics.

So last night we decide to finally meet up, so after her parents go to sleep I sneak out the back door. I was driving down the road, all excited thinking it's going to be a great night.

I get to her street around 1am, and she tells me to drive up and down the street and she will come out and jump in the car. So I see her walking towards me, and she jumps in the car. I look over at her and I was like "AH WTF". She looked nothing like her picture. I found out later that her pic was 3 years old. So now I just drove all this way, to be with this girl that I had really no interest in except physical. I couldn't just leave, so we hang out for a little bit. At one point she tried to get me to make out with her, but her breath was RANK. I was like, I gotta go I'm paranoid about my dad waking up.
Got home at 3am.

In other words, I got pwned by the internet.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]So I meet this girl through a friend, and we start talking a little bit online. Everything seems good, she plays guitar, likes pretty good music, etc. I thought she was hot after seeing her pics.

So last night we decide to finally meet up, so after her parents go to sleep I sneak out the back door. I was driving down the road, all excited thinking it's going to be a great night.

I get to her street around 1am, and she tells me to drive up and down the street and she will come out and jump in the car. So I see her walking towards me, and she jumps in the car. I look over at her and I was like "AH WTF". She looked nothing like her picture. I found out later that her pic was 3 years old. So now I just drove all this way, to be with this girl that I had really no interest in except physical. I couldn't just leave, so we hang out for a little bit. At one point she tried to get me to make out with her, but her breath was RANK. I was like, I gotta go I'm paranoid about my dad waking up.
Got home at 3am.

In other words, I got pwned by the internet.[/QUOTE]

Wait, a sec...you were still interested in her physically, or she was ugly now?

That sucks a lot though. It is why I'm never gonna hook up with anyone via the Net.

[QUOTE=Ripper22]Wait, a sec...you were still interested in her physically, or she was ugly now?

That sucks a lot though. It is why I'm never gonna hook up with anyone via the Net.[/QUOTE]
I meant she was hot in her pics, but when I saw her I was not attracted to her at all. Whatsoever.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]I meant she was hot in her pics, but when I saw her I was not attracted to her at all. Whatsoever.[/QUOTE]

Aha. What changed? Maybe if you posted the pic and described how it was different.

/morbid curiosity.

[url]http://l00061.myspace.com/00061/59/43/61813495_m.jpg[/url]

That's the picture she gave me, she was NOTHING like that.

Hmmm, that's really too bad. Sorry to hear it.

You live and you learn.

^yeah, you never know until you try.

I wasn't expecting that, but at least it was a healthy and decent learning experience.

I was waiting for a story of her mom waking up while you guys were doing the deed or your dad being up when you walked in the door after not getting any.

You should have taken a picture of her last night so we could make fun of her and compare her to my uglyass and see who'd win in an ugly contest.

I'm outta here, later guys.

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]I wasn't expecting that, but at least it was a healthy and decent learning experience.

I was waiting for a story of her mom waking up while you guys were doing the deed or your dad being up when you walked in the door after not getting any.

You should have taken a picture of her last night so we could make fun of her and compare her to my uglyass and see who'd win in an ugly contest.[/QUOTE]

What was the basic problem? Was she like really fat or something? (Not that fat on girls automatically equals unattractiveness...I've seen plenty of girls that have fat but are way prettier than some of the other skinny girls...I don't want to be responsible for creating anorexia...)

Jim, you're not [I]that[/I] bad-looking of a guy. It's all relative. I thought I was the ugliest retard in the book and then I got this smoking-hot girlfriend. So people's opinions of themselves aren't always accurate.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]I'm outta here, later guys.[/QUOTE]

Later dude. Best of luck with the chicks next time around. :thumb:

I really don't see why people go for looks to begin with. I mean, at least ATM wanted to meet her based on interests first and not on physical capacity, it was supposedly supposed to be a trade-off, but unfortunately she was not.

I mean, yeah, models are nice and everything, but if they're the biggest bitches ever, I don't want to have to deal with all that baggage.

And [I]I[/i] replaced you in the 2005 version of that book, Lucas :p

Fear not AH, most girls don't like my looks, except my girlfriend, all you need is one crazy girl.

Heh, don't worry, I'm not fearing anything... it's just not a very high priority for me right now :)

How are things?