yeah i was walking back to the coffee shop after looking for a pen in my car and i saw her mouth moving so i took off my headphones

i think she just wanted to talk to me but she was fug

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;18204342]this ugly girl came up and asked me for a cigarette twice and was like omg im having such a bad day and i just excused myself from the situation[/QUOTE]

one time this ugly girl who used to try to make small talk with me on myspace about how we both enjoy wendys went to a show i told her i was going to (i told her this to avoid hanging out with her and she took it as an invite to hang out i guess) with a huge bag of wendys and 2 drinks and i never said a word to her. she deleted me later that day.

oh lol. fugly women

once i was walking down the street with some buds and they walked past their old house and there were some girls on the porch, so we started talking to them. one or two of them were kind of cute but it wasn't worth the effort but they just wouldn't shut up, but when they finally invited us in it got super awkward so we basically just went YEAH WE'RE OUT PEACE.

csb

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18204351]one time this ugly girl who used to try to make small talk with me on myspace about how we both enjoy wendys went to a show i told her i was going to (i told her this to avoid hanging out with her and she took it as an invite to hang out i guess) with a huge bag of wendys and 2 drinks and i never said a word to her. she deleted me later that day.[/QUOTE]

lol'd out loud hahah

yeah dude that's insanely awkward

i kind of just assumed one of the drinks was for me and she thought it was a date type thing but in hindsight she really mightve just wanted 2 drinks. she was a big girl.

lmaoooo

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18204359]i kind of just assumed one of the drinks was for me and she thought it was a date type thing but in hindsight she really mightve just wanted 2 drinks. she was a big girl.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

oh man i will never date a fatty.

That's brutal. I've made broads cry but that's about it.

i could never date a fatty

I probably wouldn't even kiss a fatty. Especially since I'm skinny, it just wouldn't feel right. I like my broads small tbh. Not like coke-addicted small, but short and not fat.

in high school once this girl I fingered at a party was in love with me and like 3 years later her boyfriend came up and randomly attacked me

turns out she had been having dreams about me, causing complications in her love life ever since lol. we barely even talked and I was an asshole to her I don't get it

You played it aloof and you were mean to her


kryptonite to a lot of women dude

plowin the meat since high school :cool:

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;18204405]You played it aloof and you were mean to her


kryptonite to a lot of women dude[/QUOTE]

well you see since then I started being nice to women and they mostly don't give a shit go figure

[quote=Meatplow;18204409]well you see since then I started being nice to women and they mostly don't give a shit go figure[/quote]
nah I mean a lot of women go crazy for guys who do that

well, yeah. I got that

what fucking musical 7th is g/c/d/f?

just, G7 with an accidental B#?

if all it took to get a woman was to be aloof and mean i wouldve gotten way more interest in high school

[quote=die of starvation;18204428]if all it took to get a woman was to be aloof and mean i wouldve gotten way more interest in high school[/quote]
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Being aloof does work, the tip is to wake the fuck up when it's time to shine.

i almost hooked up w/ a girl over myspace last summer and the day we were gonna meet the bus wasn't running and thank gawd cause i ended up meeting her irl a couple months later and pics were deceiving.

yeah. the angles get me every time.

thats p much when i stopped using myspace

haha

i hate it when a band does a major myspace redesign, and you're all like "sweet new album"

and then it turns out to be a bullshit live album that dosen't have any new material on it

myspace usually makes me really nostalgic and sad so i try to avoid it at all costs

its also a terrible website and almost completely dead anyway

then how do you stream those new tracks from upcoming albums?

I haven't used my myspace in like 2 years.

i dont

waiting for facebook to slowly die out

i logon once in awhile for shits

and use it to check out music stuff sometimes

thats it

i really should troll that kid i used to know that thought korn was the best band ever, I remember posting our convos on here and a few mxers msged him lol

fb is still growing so it's going to take a whle

[QUOTE=Luc214;18204486]i logon once in awhile for shits

and use it to check out music stuff sometimes

thats it

i really should troll that kid i used to know that thought korn was the best band ever, I remember posting our convos on here and a few mxers msged him lol[/QUOTE]

i remember mappy posting about korn here back in like 04 and me being genuinely pissed off about it

Austin how you ever gonna get with college girls w/o a facebook? :confused:

hmm yeah good point

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;18204483]waiting for facebook to slowly die out[/QUOTE]

that's gonna take a whiiiiiiiiiiiiiile

cant wait for twitter to die if not just for all the bad jokes to end