[QUOTE=kombucha mushroom mofo]I was in the '89th percentile' for the Pre-SAT test I took at the beginning of this year. That's good, I guess. If the world was graded on a curve, I would be a B+ :eng101:[/QUOTE]

Well la-di-fricken-da.

:lol: Just kidding

[QUOTE=Disconnection Notice]31 on the ACT (bastard)
1390 on the SAT (suck it ATM)

My dad died when I was in 1st grade, a[size=2]sshole[/size]. But the worst was 7th grade, when my uncle (dad's older brother; and I got my name from him) died, and I stopped caring about school, so my grades bombed and they thought I was "slow".[/QUOTE]

Okay, time out a second. That's a really shi[size=2]tty parallel.

I was alluding to a joke, and it just paralleled a bit too strongly is all.

What's the hardest years of a black man's life?

The first grade.[/size]

Note the plural of "years."

My football friend told me that one, actually. The one picture I put up earlier.

I think it's time for a YSI contribution (a)

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]Okay, time out a second. That's a really shi[size=2]tty parallel.

I was alluding to a joke, and it just paralleled a bit too strongly is all.

What's the hardest years of a black man's life?

The first grade.[/size]

Note the plural of "years."[/QUOTE]

It's okay, you didn't know that when you said it.

[QUOTE=ATM]1390, ****.

/is not worthy[/QUOTE]

Of course you aren't.

I've had this in my NP pages a couple times.

[url=http://s3.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2NKQZEIEK6SXL12IFCX3QLY3CO]Miestro- "MacMilitant"[/url]

/me waits for boos

ATM, why are you still here? Shouldn't you be getting laid by now?

Her mom is still awake :angry:

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]Her mom is still awake :angry:[/QUOTE]

Make the bitch sleep.

/much like Morgan Freeman, I am helping a white guy with his problems. Why?

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]I've had this in my NP pages a couple times.

[url=http://s3.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2NKQZEIEK6SXL12IFCX3QLY3CO]Miestro- "MacMilitant"[/url]

/me waits for boos[/QUOTE]
I [I][B]really [/B][/I]hate the beat/music/whatever to that song.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]Well la-di-fricken-da.

:lol: Just kidding[/QUOTE]
[url]http://s12.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1KV1JJFHE2AFM32BMYIP0Q0S4U[/url]

/moons

[QUOTE=Disconnection Notice]Make the bitch sleep.

/much like Morgan Freeman, I am helping a white guy with his problems. Why?[/QUOTE]

We could star in a cop-drama, where a white guy from the suburbs gets teamed up with a black man from the streets! Sit back and let the racial tension ensue!

Oh dear, straight outta Maddox lol

It would be a brand new idea, it's never been done.

[QUOTE=Disconnection Notice]Make the bitch sleep.

/much like Morgan Freeman, I am helping a white guy with his problems. Why?[/QUOTE]

If I were black, I would totally aspire to be like Morgan Freeman. Since I'm white, I have more than one person to look up to. :p

/jokes

[QUOTE=kombucha mushroom mofo]If I were black, I would totally aspire to be like Morgan Freeman. Since I'm white, I have more than one person to look up too. :p

/jokes[/QUOTE]
I'd rather be Samuel L. Jackson.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]We could star in a cop-drama, where a white guy from the suburbs gets teamed up with a black man from the streets! Sit back and let the racial tension ensue![/QUOTE]

And better yet, I could be a renegade cop and you would be the safe cop who always plays it by tbe books. I am 100% no one has done that.

Okay, enough.

This guy wakes up out of a deep sleep and, feeling real horny, nudges his wife awake and asks, "Why don't we get it on, hm?"

She replies, "I have an appointment at the gynecologist tomorrow and you know I don't like to make love the night before." So the husband agrees and rolled back over and started to go back to sleep.

A few minutes later, he nudges his wife again and asks, "You don't by any chance have a dentist's appointment tomorrow, do you?"

:actuallol:

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]Okay, enough.

This guy wakes up out of a deep sleep and, feeling real horny, nudges his wife awake and asks, "Why don't we get it on, hm?"

She replies, "I have an appointment at the gynecologist tomorrow and you know I don't like to make love the night before." So the husband agrees and rolled back over and started to go back to sleep.

A few minutes later, he nudges his wife again and asks, "You don't by any chance have a dentist's appointment tomorrow, do you?"[/QUOTE]
Bahaha, nice.

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]Okay, enough.

This guy wakes up out of a deep sleep and, feeling real horny, nudges his wife awake and asks, "Why don't we get it on, hm?"

She replies, "I have an appointment at the gynecologist tomorrow and you know I don't like to make love the night before." So the husband agrees and rolled back over and started to go back to sleep.

A few minutes later, he nudges his wife again and asks, "You don't by any chance have a dentist's appointment tomorrow, do you?"[/QUOTE]

Heard it before.

ATM to Myspace shower girl: "You want to play 'Magic'?"

Myspace shower girl to ATM: "What's that?"

ATM to Myspace shower girl: "I come over to your house and fu[size=2]ck, and then I
disappear."[/size]

/me casts a sleeping spell on Myspace shower girl's mom :wizardry:

/Still refling at Antihero's previous joke

Ray travels at the speed of light and nails ATM's Myspace girl. Twice.

New one:

Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a vacation in Las Vegas. At the hotel bar, they're dazzled by two women, and wind up taking them to their separate rooms.

The first dwarf is disappointed, however, as he's unable to reach a certain physical state that would enable him to join with his date.

His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of ONE, TWO, THREE... UNHH! all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?" The first whispers back, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection." The second dwarf shook his head.

"You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get up on the bed."

(a)

Her mom's asleep :naughty:

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]New one:

Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a vacation in Las Vegas. At the hotel bar, they're dazzled by two women, and wind up taking them to their separate rooms.

The first dwarf is disappointed, however, as he's unable to reach a certain physical state that would enable him to join with his date.

His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of ONE, TWO, THREE... UNHH! all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?" The first whispers back, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection." The second dwarf shook his head.

"You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get up on the bed."

(a)[/QUOTE]

Heard it.

And what's "(a)"?

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]Her mom's asleep :naughty:[/QUOTE]

Godspeed, ATM.

[QUOTE=Disconnection Notice]Ray travels at the speed of light and nails ATM's Myspace girl. Twice.[/QUOTE]

Jake acquires Ray's lightspeed powers, and in an attempt to nail showergirl, gets shot down.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]Her mom's asleep :naughty:[/QUOTE]

[quote=Disconnection Notice]GO GO GO GO GO GO GO[/quote]

123

Have a good time.

Meh, I have to post one that Ray hasn't heard yet.

(a) = MSN angel smiley. It implies innocence, usually sarcastically.

:GirlNextDoor: [color=orange][size=1000]Fu[b][i][/b][/i]ck her for me![/color][/size]