never eaten the pussy before

[QUOTE=thinwhiteduke;18492795]took my geeky girlfriend out to meet the friends last night and it was prertty strange[/QUOTE]

why

she thinks they're savages or something, she was even afraid to let us drive her around drunk

[QUOTE=thinwhiteduke;18492811]she thinks they're savages or something, she was even afraid to let us drive her around drunk[/QUOTE]

I have that same problem with lots of my friends because I'm always with either really sarcastic shy people or really outgoing opinionated people who are hysterical and they both don't mesh with each other.

Luckily I'm into nerd [I]chic[/I] though so I don't really have to show a guy off to a group without having some idea of their reaction.

[QUOTE=thinwhiteduke;18492804]never eaten the pussy before[/QUOTE]

i don't usually really enjoy it tbh. she just asked if i would eat her out for a while and she had been really cool all night so i went ahead and did it for her. she gave me head afterwards so it was all worth it. she's hot but she's very affectionate. when she was here she kept trying to cuddle with me and kiss on me the whole time. she slept with her head on my chest

sup yall

got a book today. [I]my name is red[/I] by orhan pamuk cuz i love old turkish settings

do you like the smell of balls bitchfork

some really hot black girl gave me her number last night and told me to call her if im looking to have a good time

sounds promising

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;18492822]do you like the smell of balls bitchfork[/QUOTE]

Eh. It's an art to capture masculine body odor without me wanting to vomit. Generally if you've taken a shower that day you're all good.

My friend Marlo though adores the scent, enough so to tell me that my house needed to smell more like it.

you can tell that what anthony said really got to you by how fervently you agreed and included an elaborate story to back it up

no i don't think that asking me if i liked the scent of balls is offensive; if it was meant to be he failed. but whatever.

chat up

idk sam was talking about pussy smell so i asked if you like ball smell

yeah it makes sense to me. timjim's just being timjim i guess.

oh yeah try to shift the attention to me

[i]brilliant[/i]

THAT FUCKING GODDAMN TIMJIM GOD DAMN IT

shut up timjim

i see you still have sand in your vagina

That fuckin timjim goddamnit

where you been p13

some douchebag looking asian guy and this really cute azn he's with come in the store

he's buying shit

so he bends over to pick up something and 3 condoms fall out of his pants on the floor

I just stand there looking at them and the girl was like embarassed and hit the guy

you were probably weird about it

actually im kinda jelly she was 8/10 and he wasn't even good looking just dressed like a tool

i own three condoms right now actually

they could have been doing it unprotected so i don't see the problem with it

two for the road and one i keep at home

my friend's ex gave me like 20 in study hall for the lulz

i found these on the ground

unopened i hope

yeah and in the parking lot of a building that was giving out free condoms that day so theoretically they didnt travel far

i've got like 35 right now dont know when ill actually use them though

same

aw dammit i just got my stats final grade back, got a 64% on which whihc brought my score in the class from a 2.9 to a 2.1

goddammit

[img]http://i.imgur.com/optsk.jpg[/img]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/BBXE1.jpg[/IMG]

so funneh

[QUOTE=adb;18492895]actually im kinda jelly she was 8/10 and he wasn't even good looking just not wearing a non-descript black uniform[/QUOTE]

lmaooooo

oh also, my one neighbor who was clearly gay since we were little came back from uni in italy, and he's openly gay finally. his boyfriend is actually mad cool. i'm really happy for the dude, as i've known him for so long and noticed how uncomfortably acting he's been for all that time.

edit: like he wouldn't talk to me for a few months after this past summer because i told him nobody cares and he should just come out.

he might start acting really weird since he came out. i have a kid at my school who i was cool with who came out a while back. we always knew he was gay but now that he admitted it hes getting really flamboyant and starting to flaunt it and get in peoples' faces about it. even his good friends are starting to get annoyed.

the human race may be bi-sexual in about 100 years