aw this is a cute page guise

[B]♥ Put ♥ a ♥ gun ♥ loaded ♥ with ♥ hollow ♥ point ♥ bullets ♥ in ♥ your ♥ mouth ♥ and ♥ pull ♥ the ♥ trigger ♥[/B]

[QUOTE=Morumbar;18203881][B]♥ Put ♥ a ♥ gun ♥ loaded ♥ with ♥ hollow ♥ point ♥ bullets ♥ in ♥ your ♥ mouth ♥ and ♥ pull ♥ the ♥ trigger ♥[/B][/QUOTE]

[B]Put ♥ this ♥ on ♥ anyone's ♥ wall ♥ who ♥ made ♥ you ♥ smile ♥ somewhere, ♥ sometime ♥ in ♥ your ♥ life. ♥ It ♥ may ♥ surprise ♥ you, ♥ but ♥ check ♥ out ♥ how ♥ many ♥ come ♥ back. ♥ Thanks ♥ a ♥ lot ♥ for ♥ making ♥ me ♥ smile :)[/B]

[I]So cut my wrists and black my eyes
So I can fall asleep tonight or die
Because you kill me
You know you do, you kill me well
You like it too, and I can tell
You never stop until my final breath is gone[/I]

sup yall

nm, just found a short story/poem i wrote as a joke to submit to the toronto transit commission to use for subway ads but never submitted

ballin

3 hour naps are so excessive but so worth it

[I]Distracted, his eyes turned towards the floor—a smeared beige with speckled black—hoping to pass the time. In the adjacent aisle rested a bag of sweaty, war-torn fast food, the grease stains of which clamoured and begged to be loved; “smile”, it said; “love me”, it evoked. Dispelled and tossed. Alone, like the man. He was smiling, though he didn’t know why. It certainly wasn’t happiness.

To his right rested a used transfer, torn 2/3 from the top at a 45 degree angle. “Not to be used at Landsdowne”, it explained. “Could have at least said please,” he thought. To the side of the transfer was a juicebox, its sides caved and puckered like a cheap whore thrown aside after the world was done with it. Like us all, the juicebox just wanted to be loved. Instead it would surely meet its compacted demise. Recycled. Reused. Just like the cheap whore it is. Was. Always will be. [/I]

[QUOTE=Deth;18203917]3 hour naps are so excessive but so worth it[/QUOTE]

they always demolish my sleep schedule, shits a vicious cycle

[B]but ♥ I ♥ poop ♥ from ♥ there[/B]

please tell me you've heard my song version of but i poo from there mitch

i have :)

\m/ make noise

not...right.....now......you dont (no you dont). not right now you dont.

[QUOTE=Highschool Soccer Girls;18203934][I]you [/I]poop from [I]her [/I]butt

[B]get real[/B][/QUOTE]

yea i fuckin do u got a problem with it

worked with a guy today who thought if you typed bomb into a computer your house would get raided by the police in minutes

[QUOTE=Highschool Soccer Girls;18203938]my only problem is that we're not wresting on the ground right now u pussy bitch[/QUOTE]

just fuckin get off my case bro ok im sensitive

i had a teacher in high school who said stuff like 'bomb' and 'al quauiireieda' on the phone over and over to see what would happen and she said there was a random van outside her house for a week or two after.

guy thinks we should have our armed forces watching our borders in case of getting invaded by france or germany rather than in afghanistan and iraq

you joker you

seems like a reasonable guy

just dominated som e banana bread

banana bread rules

*sucks

oh hey another bad adb opinion

not possible

banana bread rools

i had a dream where I was at a buffet and I was eating all these amazing foods. First I ate two crunchy tacos w/ avocado on them they tasted real and I was looking for some chicken enchiladas but they were out, then I had awesome pizza and steak and chicken kabobs, and the place was closing so I took a kabob

[quote=adb;18203987]i had a dream where I was at a buffet and I was eating all these amazing foods. First I ate two crunchy tacos w/ avocado on them they tasted real and I was looking for some chicken enchiladas but they were out, then I had awesome pizza and steak and chicken kabobs, [B]and the place was closing so I took a kabob[/B][/quote]
not sure why I laughed at this part

omg talking to this girl i have a huge crush what is this adrenaline rush

edit: my posts get stupider and stupider ugh

like there were workers sealing up leftover kabobs and pizza w/ aluminium foil so I just quickly took one kabob idr if it was steak or chicken but I lifted the foil up and got out of the place still hungry for more amazing food only in my dreams I can eat and never be full

adb shifts the attention of every thread in r/m to himself in 5...4...3...2....

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18203993]omg talking to this girl i have a huge crush what is this adrenaline rush

edit: my posts get stupider and stupider ugh[/QUOTE]

aww

get her to like you

frankie you quit uni?

[QUOTE=Jev;18204012]aww

get her to like you[/QUOTE]

idk man the only things I've ever seen him post about is either awesome music or how ugly and stupid he is

needs to man up

for serious on the down low

seb, use awesome music to hide your hideous face and stupidity, problem solved.

yeah man get that chick into underground mathy post hardcore it works every time