i need to get some STD's

[QUOTE=The Stig;17762592]Who are you

wait is that you chris[/QUOTE]

yeah what happened is somebody asked alex whether he plays any instruments and (as Aquilifer Legionis 1338, [I]id est[/I] "senior standard bearer of the 1338th legion") I said he played skin flute

he deleted my post because he's a ****ing hypersensitive ponce so I kept making skin flute comments and then eventually I got banned

I kept coming back trying to troll him directly in PNWI but he kept banning me so now I think I'll just come back as "Pris" accruing posts under a username whose details still ridicule him and then spring the surprise on him a few weeks later

he'll never go in R&M he's too much of a multiculturalist p[size=2]u[/size]ssy

a troll is born

yeah he'll never clue in that it's you

if I don't go into PNWI he won't

[url]http://sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=10659&page=5#lastpost[/url]

i win

I always say "pony" in my head when I read PNWI

jesus chris you almost seem obsessive with this

I say "pwn wii"

get it

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[QUOTE=Pris;17762625]I say "pwn wii"[/QUOTE]

not far, i pronounce it like i'd pronounce "pwn".

Listening to Woe of Tyrants now for no apparent reason. This sounds like power metal.

[QUOTE=Anglachel;17762624]jesus chris you almost seem obsessive with this[/QUOTE]

I am

wow. apparently throwing my cig out my window is throwing a lighted material out of the window. a class C misdemeanor

wow sound like a grumpy officer to me

then again you live in a ****ing dry state

classy misdemeanor

sh[size=2]i[/size]t

did you get arrested

no. just court and pissed off parents

****ing dumbest thing I've heard all day

LOL court really?

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17762638]classy misdemeanor[/QUOTE]

[img]http://thejosevilson.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/futurama_fry_looking_squint.jpg[/img]

non-sequitur, but I just wanted to post this

[IMG]http://i49.tinypic.com/m25vp.gif[/IMG]

it's so awkward seeing someone that size act all girly

i would **** her so hard

edit: she's not a trap is she?

pfft

I'll bet she's only 7'3" without those heels

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;17762691]i would **** her so hard

edit: she's not a trap is she?[/QUOTE]

nope, she's the world's tallest bikini model.

I just found the manliest beer stein ever, wow.

[IMG]http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/130103d1263803269-funny-strange-random-pics-8vhj1rtj.jpg[/IMG]

[quote=Cocaine;17762689]non-sequitur, but I just wanted to post this

[IMG]http://i49.tinypic.com/m25vp.gif[/IMG]

it's so awkward seeing someone that size act all girly[/quote]
wtf is her name

Eve something or other. She goes by "Babezilla".

[IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/2gwuwwg.jpg[/IMG]

jesus, can you say photoshop?

just googled her

she has a myspace and everything, says shes 6'8

No, it's real.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qq6IeNWxEo

[quote=Anglachel;17762713]jesus, can you say photoshop?[/quote]
was just gonna say