[QUOTE=DERSIEGDERKRIEGDERKAMPF;16878756]* me half passed out on my couch with bong and scale everywhere*

*mom comes down picks up the scale wipes it with her finger and puts it to her mouth*

mom: what is this cael? is this cocaine?

me: well is your mouth numb?!?!?!

mom:....YES IT IS

me: lol

friend: wtf cael[/QUOTE]

I wish I could get scale, ****ing nigs around here act like their **** is scale when it really isn't. BS.

[QUOTE=elmntrs;16878759]CAEL says:
we cut eachother and drank eachotherts blood last weekend pretty dope[/QUOTE]

howd u get that elims, did you get the part about me eating her out while she on her period?

****ing ******s

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;16878763]I wish I could get scale, ****ing nigs around here act like their **** is scale when it really isn't. BS.[/QUOTE]

My friend just bought a $75 one.

He doesn't even deal or buy powders. **** if I know why he spent that much money...

How much did he get for $75?

im talking about a digi/scale to weigh things not coke if thats what u mean scale

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;16878785]How much did he get for $75?[/QUOTE]

Wait what are you talking about? I was referring to a scale as in a measuring utensil.

lots of hysteria regarding weed

damn anslinger

asterisks

[QUOTE=TojesDolan;16878818]asterisks[/QUOTE]

and Obelix!

[img]http://i37.tinypic.com/rqx2ky.jpg[/img]

[size=1]and dogmatix too[/size]

and pragmatiks

[QUOTE=DERSIEGDERKRIEGDERKAMPF;16878790]im talking about a digi/scale to weigh things not coke if thats what u mean scale[/QUOTE]

Yeah I thought you meant coke.

lol vikings

all of you are ****ing crazy

crazy sh*t

[QUOTE=TimJim;16878976]lol vikings[/QUOTE]

gauls*

vikings would often try and plunder their ships as the gauls travelled overseas to foreign nations but because they always had magic potion that gave them superhuman strength the viking ship always ended up completely destroyed and the remaining vikings were left floating on pieces of wood

or was that just pirates I can't remember, they had distinct Norse characters

Sup Tim!

not much

so heres what im thinging:

this:
[IMG]http://mastodonrocks.com/sites/mastodonrocks.com/files/merch/preview/Album_hoodieFront&back_3.jpg[/IMG]

plus this:
[IMG]http://mastodonrocks.com/sites/mastodonrocks.com/files/merch/preview/King_front&back_3.jpg[/IMG]

equals this for free:
[url]http://download.wbr.com/mastodon/mastmerchban3.gif[/url]

and i might get this:
[url]http://www.dingbanners.com/mastodon/01/Mastodon468x60.gif[/url]

exhibit A

[img]http://i36.tinypic.com/308jcw3.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=TimJim;16879037]not much

so heres what im thinging:

this:
[IMG]http://mastodonrocks.com/sites/mastodonrocks.com/files/merch/preview/Album_hoodieFront&back_3.jpg[/IMG]

plus this:
[IMG]http://mastodonrocks.com/sites/mastodonrocks.com/files/merch/preview/King_front&back_3.jpg[/IMG]

equals this for free:
[url]http://download.wbr.com/mastodon/mastmerchban3.gif[/url]

and i might get this:
[url]http://www.dingbanners.com/mastodon/01/Mastodon468x60.gif[/url][/QUOTE]

They look good dude! Just get em with a different band's logo on them and you're all set!

@timjim

top one is cool bottom one is ugly

its $9.99

and its better than this:
[IMG]http://mastodonrocks.com/sites/mastodonrocks.com/files/merch/preview/cysquatchism_3.jpg[/IMG]


:D

Around the time I was twelve, my sister had really hot friends staying over. I would dress in ninja gear and wriggle 'saving private ryan beach commando style' into her bedroom and listen to their conversations. Some were educational, most were inane. A few months ago, I was standing in a cd store and a girl came up to me and said "Are you David?" to which I replied "It depends" (and immediately regretted as I knew that if she asked me 'depends on what', I had nothing). The fear must have shown because she asked "Depends on what?" and I replied like a retard "On wether it is on or off the record, I have been misquoted by you people before." and she looked at me as if I was a retard before telling me that she had been a friend of my sisters and remembered me and then actually asked "Are you still annoying?" so I asked her if she still "squeezed her nipples while thinking about kissing Michael Wilson". After a pretty long pause I asked her out but she said no.

nice

When I was in year ten, I would wag school to catch the bus into the city. I would hide the contents of my schoolbag and go to a christian book store called the 'Open Book', covering two levels and a second hand section in the basement. I would go in with my empty bag, select expensive theological volumes, and fill my bag with several hundred dollars worth. I would then use the toilets to remove any price tags before going downstairs to the basement where they would buy my books for half the retail price. I did this twice a week. I figured that if they caught me I would cry and ask for their forgiveness and as christians they would have let me go but they never caught on. I remember one person buying the entire Amy Grant tape collection when it had been on the shelves not ten minutes before. I was saving for a motorbike and bought a Suzuki Katana. The 'Open Book' went broke a year later so it worked out well for everyone.

[QUOTE=TimJim;16879116]its $9.99

and its better than this:
[IMG]http://mastodonrocks.com/sites/mastodonrocks.com/files/merch/preview/cysquatchism_3.jpg[/IMG]


:D[/QUOTE]
how about save 9.99 plus shipping and handling and not buy an ugly shirt

but then he won't get those awesome drum sticks for free!

A street I drive past every day is called 'Anhus Street' and is very distracting. Every few weeks, someone (I am assuming a kid) sraypaints out the 'h' making it read anus and then a few days later, someone (I am assuming an elderly street resident) paints the 'h' back in. If I was boss of the world I would change that street name legally to anus street to annoy both of them.

but i would get free drumssticks!!1!

you could probably just go to a music store and easily steal some and not have to wait for them in the mail