[quote=adb;17843328]I don't think I've seen one person have a successful relationship at this age

actually theres a couple christians I know who are getting engaged but they don't count[/quote]
lol sometimes youre worse than i am when it comes to saying stupid things

A few of my friends are doing well with their long term relationships. But then again I've seen a lot of my friends break up with their gfs cos they think they're missing out on being young and ****ing around.

[QUOTE=TimJim;17843335]lol sometimes youre worse than i am when it comes to saying stupid things[/QUOTE]

uhh

no

[quote=adb;17843338]uhh

no[/quote]
so why dont christians count then

Because they're not going to **** around, they may as well be in a boring ****ing relationship and share the misery.

[QUOTE=TimJim;17843340]so why dont christians count then[/QUOTE]

I was being half serious

but

they really don't count cause they both put God above each other

religion is:

God
Girlfriend/Family
friends

w/o God there's no objective mortality

tl;dr version:

lol Christians

[QUOTE=illmitch;17843305]i use pidgin[/QUOTE]

hai5

but you do realize

that doesnt make any sense, right?

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[quote=Nostalgia;17843353]but you do realize

that doesnt make any sense, right?[/quote]
srsly. christians make a choice to to religious stuff and they seem to be the happiest wankers around. seems like lil brent is JEALOUS

They don't know what they're missing out on though.

They need to learn 2 college imo

[quote=2muchket!;17843366]They don't know what they're missing out on though.

They need to learn 2 college imo[/quote]
hangovers and stds and arrests and dui's are all the rage

later br0s

Sitting in church, no sex before marriage.

I'll take a night in the cells and banging some overweight lass both being lulzy thanks. My personal preference though.

[quote=2muchket!;17843366]They don't know what they're missing out on though.

They need to learn 2 college imo[/quote]ps brent doesnt college hard at all and doesnt get laid or drunk or do drugs so whats the difference between him and them?

You can drink and get laid without having to go to jail and have hangovers if you're smart about it.

lrntocollege

and you can also be non christian and not sleep around like a ****ing whore

[QUOTE=Stevie;17843396]and you can also be a faggot[/QUOTE]

yeah man i agree

i don't, that's very unchristian

[QUOTE=Angmar;17843382]You can drink and get laid without having to go to jail and have hangovers if you're smart about it.

lrntocollege[/QUOTE]

if youre drinking without hangovers you're doing it wrong

I've only gotten one hangover lol.

But I've been pretty belligerently drunk before, nevar blacked out though, typically I try and drink water before going to sleep to avoid teh hangover.

and dont drink caffeine with alcohol

I've blacked out many times.

Being told the ridiculous **** I did is always funny hearing the next day too. My best mates from home are up this weekend, so I will be getting absolutely wasted no doubt.

I just don't wanna accidentally pork a fat chick you know?

i never get hangovers but that'sprobably just cause i sleep until they evaporate

[QUOTE=TimJim;17843443]and dont drink caffeine with alcohol[/QUOTE]

scotch and coke?

id wager im closing in on 100 times blacked out. its kinda a habit im trying to kick though.

[quote=Meatplow;17843514]scotch and coke?[/quote]
correct

or those drinks that have redbull in them

dude jagerbombs are what its mother****in about shut up timjim

I don't get hangovers and it's all I usually drink.

Sobering up before going to bed is the most important if you want to avoid a hangover, drink lots of water.

[quote=Pete;17843437]if youre drinking without hangovers you're doing it wrong[/quote]

don't think that's true, ive been absolutely pissed and only gotten a headache the next day that was cured by a bottle of vitamin water.

if you're sober enough to remember to drink water before "going" to "bed"


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no youre doing it wrong pete ive ingrained drinking water before passing out into my subconscious so that even blacked out anthony knows to do it

sometimes i'll magically wake up in my bed and be like "wtf how did i get here" and then feel like a magician

that happens to me all the time. and i usually find random objects in my pocket like a stapler or a bag of nails.

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17843541]no youre doing it wrong pete ive ingrained drinking water before passing out into my subconscious so that even blacked out anthony knows to do it[/QUOTE]

thats cheating

which, as we all know, is just an elaborate form of doing it wrong

no its just called being ridiculously drunk all the time and finding ways to make that fact more practical

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17843555]no its just called being ridiculously drunk all the time and finding ways to make that fact more practical[/QUOTE]

*sigh*

whare's the reckless abandon of [I]my [/I]generation? these days it's all vegetable snacks, power walking and avoiding hangovers

when i drink, i want to maximize the effect, not wake up the next morning like nothing happened :(

now youre just contradicting yourself bc i wake up every morning like nothing happened bc i blacked out the night before bc i drank too much and thats what youre supposed to do WHOS DOING IT WRONG NOW

i don't even remember having this conversation, i have gotten drunk so many times since i first entered the thread. in fact, i don't remember typing this post. TOO DRUNK TO PUNK