wot?

medium-long curly hair
beard is admittedly short in that pic

but srsly

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;17525673]wot?

medium-long curly hair
beard is admittedly short in that pic

but srsly[/QUOTE]

j/k you look quasi-Christlike.

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17525572]so i may not have first hand experience in suicide but i keep the drugs and satanism coming

that has its own appeal[/QUOTE]

if you find herpes appealing.

No comment.

I'm gonna be so satan tonight after I purchase my monthly quota of xanax.

[QUOTE=big80smullet;17525681]if you find herpes appealing.[/QUOTE]

jaundice's dream girl is an acne infested, herpes riddled, socially awkward, misanthropic 13 year old pale girl who weighs anywhere from 60-80lbs and smokes a pack a day

if you didnt know

i need to get a monthly quota of roboz

[QUOTE=antonio]jaundice's dream girl is an acne infested, herpes riddled, socially awkward, misanthropic 13 year old pale girl who weighs anywhere from 60-80lbs and smokes a pack a day[/QUOTE]jesus christ, how did you nail that so perfectly :lol:

just got through getting my daily quota of GETTING ****ING SATAN ALL OVER EVERYBODY AND EVERYTHING at the gym

what? that doesn't even make sense

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17525689]jaundice's dream girl is an acne infested, herpes riddled, socially awkward, misanthropic 13 year old pale girl who weighs anywhere from 60-80lbs and smokes a pack a day

if you didnt know[/QUOTE]

how does a socially awkward girl get herpes?

and minus the herpes and smoking i could go for that <_<

[QUOTE]how does a socially awkward girl get herpes?[/QUOTE]sexual interaction with infected parties?

being socially awkward doesn't totally prevent some one from getting around, especially girls

A socially awkward girl gets the herp from her step-dad.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17525699]A socially awkward girl gets the herp from her step-dad.[/QUOTE]

hahaha this would most likely be the answer

keeping it in the family
[I]
now THAT'S sexy[/I]

not funny tbh

I was dead srs tbh.

mr valiant over here standing up for the feelings of underage girls

i keep it pretty respectable bro

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17525697]sexual interaction with infected parties?

being socially awkward doesn't totally prevent some one from getting around, especially girls[/QUOTE]
Maybe a girl here and there can get around but in general I assure you it keeps you from getting around.

:(
[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17525699]A socially awkward girl gets the herp from her step-dad.[/QUOTE]
Fair.

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17525716]mr valiant over here standing up for the feelings of underage girls[/QUOTE]

hahaha

damn dude looking at your avatar just reminded me i forgot to add 'greasy black hair' to the list of features on your girl

doesnt mean i dont think chick in avatar is a fox tho

Black hair is nice but not when it's greasy.

nepenthe knows me 75% as well as i know myself

i read people like books

Read me, bb. :naughty:

"**** i melted another spoon"

read me

how much morhpines does one go about shooting up to be intoxicated?

"uncomprehendable calculations"

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17525746]"**** i melted another spoon"[/QUOTE]

I don't use spoons and I don't cook it, either. You fail.

EDIT @ Alex: if it's your first time shooting up an opiate, I wouldn't start with a pill. It's much too easy to shoot up just a [I]smidgen[/I] too much and then you're ****ed.

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17525689]jaundice's dream girl is an acne infested, herpes riddled, socially awkward, misanthropic 13 year old pale girl who weighs anywhere from 60-80lbs and smokes a pack a day

if you didnt know[/QUOTE]

remove the acne make her 18 and add in the most annoying voice ever and you have the girls who were over last night. One of them did get drunk and try to sleep with me earlier in the year but i wouldnt cause my brother has dibs

do me bruh

[QUOTE=big80smullet;17525758]remove the acne make her 18 and add in the most annoying voice ever and you have the girls who were over last night. One of them did get drunk and try to sleep with me earlier in the year but i wouldnt cause my brother has dibs[/QUOTE]

Voice doesn't matter when you can gag her. Seems pretty winner to me.

Side note: last weekend I was at a party at Friday and some girl was turning 18 then (god that made me feel old) and she was getting very drunk and very felt up by a guy she didn't seem very interested in...but he kept giving her more drinks. Pretty sure she got raped by the end of that night. Damn shame...she was kind of cute.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17525757]I don't use spoons and I don't cook it, either. You fail.

EDIT @ Alex: if it's your first time shooting up an opiate, I wouldn't start with a pill. It's much too easy to shoot up just a [I]smidgen[/I] too much and then you're ****ed.[/QUOTE]that sounds a bit conservative, i was thinking maybe two pills at first

i should probably do better research then

do MEe!!!

chat http://tinychat.com/mxrm

yeah not doing anybody else

and justin im just ****ing around with you bro im never serious when i whip out the ol h jokes

@vince: dude i love when thats happening. its like the perfect setup to go tell the perv to **** off, win the girl that he got drunk for yous heart, and then have awesome sex.

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17525764]that sounds a bit conservative, i was thinking maybe two pills at first

i should probably do better research then[/QUOTE]

Conservative indeed. If you don't respect the opiates they will **** you up.

gjeiipp

i just hate the idea of spending money and not getting ****ed up, its a sticky situation

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17525776]
@vince: dude i love when thats happening. its like the perfect setup to go tell the perv to **** off, win the girl that he got drunk for yous heart, and then have awesome sex.[/QUOTE]

Except I knew like 5 people at that party (out of maybe 100)...and we all came together. So if it came to fisticuffs and he had more friends...

Also I would have felt bad because the girl seemed nice and undeserving of being taking advantage of...unlike most 18 year old sluts you meet at college parties.