[url]http://1cup1coffee.com/swirly.swf[/url] oh god i came

[QUOTE=illmitch;18491910]fraternities are different at every college bulldog[/QUOTE]

yea i know. i meant how are they at KU?

and yea, sigma alpha epsilon.

one of SAEs pledges died of alcohol poisoning my freshman year and like half of their guys dropped

i heard about that actually. ive been researching fraternities but its hard to get a clear picture of anything because everyone either seems to love them or hate them. reason i asked about SAE is cause id be a legacy.

hey bdizzle wheres this from

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i cant even remember dude

o its a dick chaney meme i thought it was something that literally happend lol

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:lol:

i love lil bs twitter. havent been on it in awhile though

thats facebook

oh wow im retarded.

sister looking over my shoulder and saw your avatar mitch and was like "oh hes sexy message him."

my sister just gave me a massage while i made this post

i keep up with snakebro's twitter and that's about it

some recent classics

roomate left note in bathroom bitching about how i left a shit in there last night. whatever bro it wouldnt go down. needed time to soften

sitting in my van parked outside a dance studio drinking old crow and watching some chick dance class

Question:

If you were friends with someone who might be getting hired as a teacher at your school, how would you feel about it? As in your friend might become your teacher. Question arose while I was talking to a friend who might be taking a job at my school as a teacher two years from now.

who cares

or

dont take his class

I would obviously try to avoid that but that is not always possible.

I don't know I was just wondering if that would weird anyone out as sufficiently as it would me.

id send u to the principles office

maybe you should get some friends your own age then you wouldnt have to worry about stuff like that weirding you out

Boy: Baby, we need to talk.
Girl: Ricardo, what do u mean?
Boy: Something has come up�
Girl: What? What�s wrong? Is it bad?
Boy: I don�t want to hurt you, baby.
Girl: *Thinks* Oh my God, I hope he doesnt break up with me� I love him so much.
Boy: Baby, are you there??
Girl: Yeah, I�m here. What is so important??
Boy: I�m not sure if I should say it..
Girl: Well, you already brought it up, so please just tell me.
Boy: I�m leaving�
Girl: Baby, what are u talking about?? I don�t want you to leave me, I love you.
Boy: Not like that, I mean I�m moving far away.
Girl: Why? All of your famliy lives over here.
Boy: Well, my father is sending me away to a boarding school far away.
Girl: I can�t believe this.

[FATHER: (Picks up the other phone, interrupts & yells furiously ERICA!, what did I tell you about talking to boys?!!!... Get off the damn phone!! (And hangs up).]

Boy: Wow, your father sounds really mad.
Girl: You know how he gets, but anyways, I dont want you to go.
Boy: Would you run away with me?
Girl: Baby, you know I would, I would do anything for you, but I can�t� You don�t know what would happen if I did. My dad would kill me!
Boy: *Sad* It�s okay.. I understand, I guess..
Girl: *Thinking*I can�t believe what�s going on.
Boy: I need to give you something tonite, because I am leaving on flight 1-80 in the morning, so I need to see you now.
Girl: Okay, I will sneak out & meet you at the park.
Boy: Okay, I�ll meet you there in 20 minutes.

[They meet at a nearby park, they both hug eachother. And he gives her a note.]

Boy: Here you go, this is for you. I gotta go.
Girl: *Tear* (Begins to cry.)
Boy: Baby, dont cry, you know I love you� But I have to go.
Girl: Okay (Begins to walk away.)

[They both go back home. And Erica begins to read the letter he gave her]

It says�

�Erica,

You probably already know that I�m leaving, I knew this would be better if I wrote a letter explaining the truth about how much I care about you. The truth is, is that I never loved you, I hated you so much, you are my bitch and dont you ever forget that. I never cared about you, and never wanted to talk to you, and be around you. You really have no clue how much I hate you. Now that I�m leaving I thought you should know that I hate you, bitch. You never did the right thing, and you were never there. I didnt think I could hate someone as much as I hate you. And I never want to see you, for the rest of my life, I will never miss kissing you like before, I never want to cuddle up, how we used to. I will not miss you and that�s a promise. You never had my love, and I want you to remember that. Bitch, you keep this letter because this may be the last thing you have from me. I hate you so much. I will not talk to you soon bitch� Goodbye.

- Ricardo�

[ Erica begins to cry, she throws the paper in tha garbage & crys for hours ]

� A day passes, she is sad, depressed and she feels so lonely� Then she gets a phone call�.

Friend: How are you feeling?
Girl: I just cant believe this happened.. I thought he loved me.
Friend: Oh, about that. Ricardo left me a message. A few days ago. He told me to tell you to look in your jacket pocket or something�
Girl: Umm.. okay.

[She finds a piece of paper in the jacket,

It says:

"Baby I hope you find this before you read my letter. I knew your dad might read it, so I switched a few words...
Hate = Love
Never = Always
Bitch = Baby
Will not = will

.... I hope you didn't take that seriously because I love you with all my heart, and it was so hard to let you go thats why I wanted you to run away with me...

-Ricardo"]

Girl: Oh my God! It�s a letter.. Ricardo does love me!!, he must of slipped it into my pocket when he hugged me. I can�t believe how stupid I am!!
Friend: lol Okay but I g2g� Call me later.
Girl: *happy*okay, bye, I�ll be at home waiting for my baby to call me!

� Erica turns the T.V. on��

[Breaking news]

�An airplane has crashed. Over 47 young boys died, we are still searching for survivors� This is a tragedy we will never forget, this plane was flight 1-80� it was on its way to an all boys boarding school�� the Reporter says.

[ She turns off the t.v. ... 3 days later, she kills herself, because of the fact that Ricardo was dead & she had nothing to live for... ]

� A day after that the phone rings. Nobody answers. It was Ricardo, he called to leave a message.

�Its Ricardo, I guess you�re not home so, I called to let you know that I�m alive, I missed my flight because I had to see you one last time. So, I hope your not worried. I am staying for good�

big ol tl;dr

dont worry there arent any plots twists its love after all

love, actually

tl;dr

ur a fag

its a good story

[QUOTE=CompanionCube;18491942]maybe you should get some friends your own age then you wouldnt have to worry about stuff like that weirding you out[/QUOTE]

Honestly I really don't have friends my age sometimes it makes me sad but then I realize that people my age suck.

including you

ooooooooo

[url]http://nyan.cat/[/url]

what do u think of this emily

burn

already seen the nyan thing listened to it for a couple hours before

stop posting here bitchfork

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i can't ever recall watching sports bc of the players' humanitarian efforts or bc i wanted them to like me

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this is so terrible

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that would be a good tacographics post is it banned

what

I haven't updated tacographics in awhile, I have one review I need to do

adb can i be your protege?

what's in it for me

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