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gmoneyguy 03-04-2010 10:32 AM

slept through the night completely and feel great. Which is actually a rare thing for me.

ATM 03-04-2010 10:43 AM

Sup bros? I am getting sick :x

weaboo 03-04-2010 11:05 AM

INJACULATION VS. EJACULATION:
PROLONGATION OF AROUSAL AND LONGEVITY

In Taoist sex traditions, the man has his orgasm without ejaculating. He injaculates, instead. By pressing an acupuncture point located halfway between the anus and scrotum, the ejaculation can be reversed into an improved orgasm and the semen is recycled from the full prostate and reabsorbed into the blood. This point is known as the Jen-Mo (Conception Meridian) acupuncture point. When pressed with a finger, this point feels as if there is a small indentation or hole in that location.

When the Jen-Mo point is pressed just prior to an anticipated ejaculation, the energy goes up into the body through the meridians which originate at this point, instead of going out of the body as it does during ordinary ejaculation.

Done in this way, the man still feels the pleasurable sensations which come with the pumping of the prostate, and he still experiences an orgasm. He continues to press this point until the orgasm, or "injaculation", is complete.

This Jen-Mo point was nicknamed "the Lion" by many of my students. They said they felt like kings after they began using this point. Everyone who tried it felt it deserved the name. Other students told me that before learning this method they felt like "lions" before orgasm but their moods took nose dives just after. With "the Lion" there are no more nose dives, just roaring lions! Another important benefit derived from this technique is that the man will dramatically increase his ability to maintain erection. This will allow him to carry out all the important steps toward ecstatic union of Man and Woman Together.

Morumbar 03-04-2010 11:12 AM

[I]Rrrrriight...[/I]

TimJim 03-04-2010 11:41 AM

[quote=witchxrapist;17842795]wow, that is ****ing bullpoop[/quote]
yup. hes meeting with a ****in probation officer about it and he might get some time.

if he does im going to be homeless

masscows 03-04-2010 11:41 AM

what the hell

dad: *touches me on the shoulder to get my attention* nate, i was looking for...*looks around the room then fixates on my computer screen*
*5 second pause*
me: I usually finish my sentences
dad: *walks away*

weaboo 03-04-2010 11:42 AM

wat

RetiredAt21 03-04-2010 11:43 AM

Hey bros.

TimJim 03-04-2010 11:44 AM

[quote=weaboo;17842851]INJACULATION VS. EJACULATION:
PROLONGATION OF AROUSAL AND LONGEVITY

In Taoist sex traditions, the man has his orgasm without ejaculating. He injaculates, instead. By pressing an acupuncture point located halfway between the anus and scrotum, the ejaculation can be reversed into an improved orgasm and the semen is recycled from the full prostate and reabsorbed into the blood. This point is known as the Jen-Mo (Conception Meridian) acupuncture point. When pressed with a finger, this point feels as if there is a small indentation or hole in that location.

When the Jen-Mo point is pressed just prior to an anticipated ejaculation, the energy goes up into the body through the meridians which originate at this point, instead of going out of the body as it does during ordinary ejaculation.

Done in this way, the man still feels the pleasurable sensations which come with the pumping of the prostate, and he still experiences an orgasm. He continues to press this point until the orgasm, or "injaculation", is complete.

This Jen-Mo point was nicknamed "the Lion" by many of my students. They said they felt like kings after they began using this point. Everyone who tried it felt it deserved the name. Other students told me that before learning this method they felt like "lions" before orgasm but their moods took nose dives just after. With "the Lion" there are no more nose dives, just roaring lions! Another important benefit derived from this technique is that the man will dramatically increase his ability to maintain erection. This will allow him to carry out all the important steps toward ecstatic union of Man and Woman Together.[/quote]im just gonna be honest here and say this is all true

Moon Flavor 03-04-2010 11:47 AM

I've read that doing that repeatedly over a long period of time can cause damage to the penis

so idk how much i wanna try that

TimJim 03-04-2010 11:49 AM

[quote=Moon Flavor;17842911]I've read that doing that repeatedly over a long period of time can cause damage to the penis

so idk how much i wanna try that[/quote]i havent heard that before and i dont really see how it could.... maybe to the glands that the jizz is getting forced back to

ATM 03-04-2010 12:02 PM

Thanks for FL Tim :]

Anglachel 03-04-2010 12:07 PM

well if it causes damage my dick is ****ed

beans 03-04-2010 01:10 PM

sup?

today sucks

weaboo 03-04-2010 01:11 PM

fappan

gonna download movie about helvetica later

beans 03-04-2010 01:11 PM

about fonts

Angmar 03-04-2010 01:12 PM

hahahahahaha

weaboo 03-04-2010 01:12 PM

**** yeah fonts woo

beans 03-04-2010 01:17 PM

microsoft wurd

writin letters and ****

(*The Noonward Race*) 03-04-2010 01:23 PM

[quote=TimJim;17840139]

no that was Noonward. sweboy had the first mod approved rep party in GD like ever[/quote]
naw it was sweboy wait what is this

Txus 03-04-2010 01:36 PM

i feel sick today :(

the2stranger 03-04-2010 01:38 PM

That sucks Mike. :(

I have a party in an hour. w00t.

Sup bros?

Deth 03-04-2010 01:40 PM

thinking I shouldn't pick up my strength of materials test grade until after spring break

weaboo 03-04-2010 01:40 PM

eating frosted shredded wheat

RetiredAt21 03-04-2010 01:41 PM

Eating a chocolate chip muffin. :3

weaboo 03-04-2010 01:42 PM

mmm Yummers~~~

the2stranger 03-04-2010 01:44 PM

I had pasta with ratouille and exotic fruit icecream. =)

np: Mr. Bungle -None Of The Knew They Were Robots
EDIT:
alright.
I'm going to party my *** off now, later bros.

illmitch 03-04-2010 02:18 PM

sup dudes didnt go to class today cuz im a rebel

Tyler 03-04-2010 02:23 PM

me neither

illmitch 03-04-2010 02:23 PM

[url]http://www.wtfjapanseriously.com/[/url]

Moon Flavor 03-04-2010 02:29 PM

[QUOTE=TimJim;17842913]i havent heard that before and i dont really see how it could.... maybe to the glands that the jizz is getting forced back to[/QUOTE]

I don't remember exactly but I think it had something to do with what you said as well as breaking blood vessels

Moon Flavor 03-04-2010 02:33 PM

[QUOTE=illmitch;17843120][url]http://www.wtfjapanseriously.com/[/url][/QUOTE]

holy **** what is that creature that can't be real

Morumbar 03-04-2010 02:44 PM

Holy ****, I finally finished the paper that is due tomorrow, but there's no ****ing way I can fill in the logbook. You have to fill in the week#, date and the hours you worked on something and the place where you worked at that particular time.

Deth 03-04-2010 02:45 PM

that sounds like a huge waste of time

Morumbar 03-04-2010 02:48 PM

Yeah, it is. That's why I never bothered to keep track on it, but turns out it's gonna cost me some points.

Angmar 03-04-2010 02:49 PM

I hate busy work like that.

Morumbar 03-04-2010 02:58 PM

Amen to that.

I just don't want to get screwed over with this paper.

Angmar 03-04-2010 02:59 PM

Ugh have to make a choice between taking International Studies or Space Science next quarter.

Morumbar 03-04-2010 03:00 PM

Space science sounds pretty elite.

Angmar 03-04-2010 03:01 PM

The course description sounds cool:

[QUOTE]Group development of student experiments to the outer rim of our atmosphere and the beginning of space; investigation of stratosphere, mesosphere, thermosphere, magnetosphere, development of exploration packages; basic electronic fabrication, global positioning, radio tracking, expectations at high altitudes. Open to all disciplines. No previous experience of electronics required. [/QUOTE]


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