[QUOTE=Iluvatar;16875308]I want to masturbate right now but it is so cold in my house I don't want to have that momentary HOLY **** MY PENIS IS FREEZING feeling upon the initial wrapping of my hand what am i to do r&m[/QUOTE]

microwave it

i have no valid response to that, however i would like to make a post regarding it anyways.

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;16875313]microwave it[/QUOTE]

No, fool!

Warm water, perhaps?

Get a wash cloth, soak it in reasonably hot water, cover dick with cloth.

i appreciate you guys giving me real answers so much

Your dick should warm up pretty fast after fapping has commenced.

crawl into bed and fap

more importantly, use your ****ing heater

wtf is a pocket protector and what does it protect? like does it protect your pocket or does it protect your vital organs from the vantage point of your pocket?

[QUOTE=Angmar;16875328]Your dick should warm up pretty fast after fapping has commenced.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

o m g

lol

[QUOTE=big80smullet;16875336]wtf is a pocket protector and what does it protect? like does it protect your pocket or does it protect your vital organs from the vantage point of your pocket?[/QUOTE]

i have no idea what a pocket protecter is I think it is for those chest pockets so that you cover the pocket and shirt in case a pen explodes in them you wont have ink everywhere.

i am startlingly intelligent whoah

[QUOTE=Deth;16874094]I looked up the IP address that Rapidshare said I was downloading from and it shows up as:

216.162.144.18 keenanpepper (n=keenan@beach.velocityonline.net)

wtf does that mean where's Josh so he can splain this stuff

nm it's working but that's still really strange[/QUOTE]

hahahahaha

you either have a gay morphing IP or he's using your connection

dudes snatching you interblag. pop a cap in his negro theif ***

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;16875308]I want to masturbate right now but it is so cold in my house I don't want to have that momentary HOLY **** MY PENIS IS FREEZING feeling upon the initial wrapping of my hand what am i to do r&m[/QUOTE]

rub your hands on your legs really quickly and then breathe on your palms hope this helps

use KY warming lube

that stuff is hyped too much.

i liked it when i used it. I stole a mini bottle of it when it first came out and i squirted it on this chick who had a vag like a desert and it was good

sounds like a indian tribal name or some ****

Vag like desert

[QUOTE=Ghoul Hunter;16876304]that stuff is hyped too much.[/QUOTE]

Agreed.

[QUOTE=asdemonsburn;16876326]sounds like a indian tribal name or some ****

Vag like desert[/QUOTE]

vag like desert

tits like basset hound ears

brain like inside of jar

my head hurts

i have a sore tummy and i need to do a **** but i cbf to go to the bathroom

cbf?

cant be ****ed

cant be f[size="2"]u[/size]cked

why can you do that but not me

f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]ck

also because we hacked the system together

[QUOTE=big80smullet;16876323]i liked it when i used it. I stole a mini bottle of it when it first came out and i squirted it on this chick who had a vag like a desert and it was good[/QUOTE]

oh so you were having sex with a transgendered individual

hey sup guiz