:confused:

;)

Who needs a piano when we have bass?

[QUOTE=Foxfire]Luke, one of these days I'm going to get around to buying a digital Grand Piano.

Lol e p :p[/QUOTE]


I have a digital ..... *counts* .... 32-key piano. actualy have 2 of them, so I could have 64 if I play them at once!!




:amaze:

I just want one is all. :upset:

One of these days I'll get around to putting Sonata in C Major onto bass...

im bored, make me laugh k thx

[QUOTE=Crapdragoon]im bored, make me laugh k thx[/QUOTE]


[URL]http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=bubbrubb.wmv[/URL]

[URL]http://media.ebaumsworld.com/sovereignty.mov[/URL]


priceless..

[QUOTE=e p][URL]http://media.ebaumsworld.com/sovereignty.mov[/URL]


priceless..[/QUOTE]

Is he making up words?...

Yes'm

Ignorance at it's worst:
Girl: can i ask you a guestion
Girl :how do you get sexually transmitted diseases?
Girl :like can you get it through your clothes?
Girl :hello?
TherodoreFoxfire: what's wrong?
Girl :i was askign you
Girl :how do you get a sexually transmitted disease?
Girl :tedddddd????????
TherodoreFoxfire: err...sexually
Girl :i know but is the only way to get one when u are havign sex
TherodoreFoxfire: why? what'd you do?
Girl :like can u get one just through your clothes
Girl :i am asking then ill tell u
Girl :ted r u there?
Girl :ted ted ted ted ted ted ted ted ted ted ted !!!
TherodoreFoxfire: no
Girl :are u positive
TherodoreFoxfire: yes
TherodoreFoxfire: SEXUALLY transmitted diseases - you TRANSMIT it by having SEX
Girl :liek if a girl is on top of a guy and there "parts " are next to eachother then can u get one
TherodoreFoxfire: no
Girl : ok r u sure?
Girl :+?????
Girl :ted coem on
TherodoreFoxfire: yes
TherodoreFoxfire: a million percent
Girl :so can you get any type of disease at all if u are like that
Girl :cuse see ill tell you a story
TherodoreFoxfire: no
Girl :i didtn know wat i was doing and i mad eout with a guy and we were in the situation i just explained then after words i regretted it cuse my periods were getting irregular and i wasnt sure if i got a disease or not , now i am noty evenm getting my period but i dunno i just wasnt sure
Girl :so are you saying i can trust you on this and if i did the same thing again i would be ok?
TherodoreFoxfire: if you don't trust me, ask the doctor
Girl : ok but even if i asked the doctor theyd say the same hting
Girl : ok good cus eiwas qworried like heck
Girl :i seriously was worried that i had a disease

Holy crap, my head hurts.

[QUOTE=Foxfire]
[B]TherodoreFoxfire: if you don't trust me, ask the doctor
Girl : ok but even if i asked the doctor theyd say the same hting[/B][/QUOTE]


Best part.


sounds like she [I]wants[/I] an STD

Ding 2000 posts.

;)

She's really scared. Before she was afraid she could get pregnant through her clothes, now this.

*sigh*

fox, how old is she ? its natural for irregular periods to occor between 12 and 15
especialy if the person is hormonaly active ((not nessisaraly having sex, but horny very often))

Ding 600 posts.


If she was my "friend" I would never lat her hear the end of it. She would be tormented and made fun of by me online and in person. That is inexcusable ignorance. If you are ignorant to sex don't attempt it.

I'm back again MF...started homework at 3, finished by 10. An average night of homework. :upset:

Haha, FoxFire...what a weird conversation...that girl seems very...not dumb, just...I don't know. Bah, my mind is whirling...I'm not used to homework.

Special thanks to BFAG and Luke for helping me with my AP paper :thumb: :thumb:

:thumb:

-Gav

[QUOTE=Myung]fox, how old is she ? its natural for irregular periods to occor between 12 and 15
especialy if the person is hormonaly active ((not nessisaraly having sex, but horny very often))[/QUOTE]

She's 13.

But that's not it, Myung.

I'm irritated for two reasons:

One: Thinking that pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases can be gotten through kissing/cuddling/etc (she's asked me about other stuff before, too).

Two: Asking ME. Why the hell would you ask a GUY (particularly one my age...wtf) this stuff? :p

[QUOTE=e p]If you are ignorant to sex don't attempt it.[/QUOTE]

So incredibly true...:thumb:

Personally I want to wait until I'm married to get laid. I mean, I've had opprotunities, and have done everything but that, but I think it's just better to wait until you're married or are 100% sure you've met the right person.

Casual sex is against my edge. :P

:thumb:

-Gav

^ Unless you're making money.

Because according to you, your parents are holding you up from buying stuff. ;p

i was talking to this girl on msn the other day and she asked me what i was doing, and i said i was playing bass, then she said "oh what game is that?" WTF!!!! :confused: :lol:

[QUOTE=Foxfire]She's 13.

But that's not it, Myung.

I'm irritated for two reasons:

One: Thinking that pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases can be gotten through kissing/cuddling/etc (she's asked me about other stuff before, too).

Two: Asking ME. Why the hell would you ask a GUY (particularly one my age...wtf) this stuff? :p[/QUOTE]

Haha 13?!?! Holy crap...:lol: Ignorance is bliss, I guess...

Speaking of young people, my friend and I play a game. Each year, we keep seeing these girls with nice bodies and incredibly hot faces (not just us, lots of other guys think so), but then we realize they're wicked young! So we invited a game: Is she hot, or is she twelve? It's pretty simple; pick a young-looking hot girl, and think: is she hot or is she twelve? It's pretty fun to play with a big group of guys...

I can't say this is the same everywhere, but I know it is in America...Boston and Florida at least...I haven't looked anywhere else, although I'm sure it's the same.

:thumb:

-Gav

[QUOTE=Foxfire]^ Unless you're making money.

Because according to you, your parents are holding you up from buying stuff. ;p[/QUOTE]

Yeah man...sucks! :upset:

To Bassist-bmxer: :lol: Wow! What did you say?

:rolleyes: People these days...

:thumb:

-Gav

[QUOTE=Foxfire]^ Unless you're making money.[/QUOTE]


Prostitution


Its a good living. No 401K or pension but it puts bread on the table and has an excellent dental plan. :naughty:

Oh.

I took Physics at a college near us, and they warned the girls taking the class not to wear any skimpy clothing. Why? I quote the guy:

"Girls, no skimpy clothing. Last year we had a girl who was...well endowed...and she got picked up by some college guys. Guess what? She was 12. Her parents were called and she was booted from the class."

you all want a 7 string conlin well that's good but I'm going to beat you to getting a chapman stick haha then I'll follow around coffe in his town and find out what he is getting next and buy it before him muwahaha If you thought I was making fun of you I wasn't I just felt like ranting on sorry but a stick would be cool I don't know how well I can tap nope not well.


dumber girl: courtney


teacher: in the 30's people despite being poor flocked to the movie theaters in large numbers.

courtney: why didn't people in the 30's watch movie's at home on their VCR's

me: because they weren't invented for another 45 years

courtney: your lying to me, right?

worst idiot ever( comic book guy voice

as for the bar food remember on the simpsons when homer climbs the mountain he say " I don't eat any thing unless it's in bar for" takes a bowl of spaghetti and puts it through a grinder and turns it into a bar eats it and lisa calls poison control.priceless :cool:

i just said "er no i mean i am playing my bass guitar!" and she just said "yeah..." :confused:
i signed off at that point lol she is just so dumb

[QUOTE=Foxfire]"Girls, no skimpy clothing. Last year we had a girl who was...well endowed...and she got picked up by some college guys. Guess what? She was 12. Her parents were called and she was booted from the class."[/QUOTE]
...:eek:!

...Wow...simply amazing.

IS SHE HOT OR IS SHE TWELVE?! Perfect example, men. Take note! :thumb:

:thumb:

-Gav

i remember that.



EDIT: to the dude with the simpsons quote. :cool:

Night MX.

^ Goodnight FoxFire...

So um...anyway...any funny stories from today?

:thumb:

-Gav

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]...:eek:!

...Wow...simply amazing.

IS SHE HOT OR IS SHE TWELVE?! Perfect example, men. Take note! :thumb:

:thumb:

-Gav[/QUOTE]


...I thought you were too tired for MX tonight :p

(I know...it's an addiction.)




:amaze:

^ Yeah...it is...I was about to go upstairs to bed, but I was like "...Aw come on, I gotta hang out on MX for a little while."

Luke, you love busting my balls, don't you?

:non-squeaky voice from a non-chubby short kid:

:thumb:

-Gav

That "is she hot or is she twelve" game is friggin genious. I always run into that probleme. :upset:

School sucks.

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]^ Yeah...it is...I was about to go upstairs to bed, but I was like "...Aw come on, I gotta hang out on MX for a little while."

Luke, you love busting my balls, don't you?

:non-squeaky voice from a non-chubby short kid:

:thumb:

-Gav[/QUOTE]

I'm not going to admit loving anything that has to do with your balls ...




:amaze:

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]^ Goodnight FoxFire...

So um...anyway...any funny stories from today?

:thumb:

-Gav[/QUOTE]

My buddy fell up the stairs infront of a bunch of people at school and hurt himself... :lol:

Yeah, the game is pretty fun. Sometimes, though, we've literally gone up to girls and asked if they're 12. You'd be surprised! :eek:!

Actually, I was at Universal Studios with some of my friends, and we met these British guys on a ride and were talking to them, and they brought up the "12 year old girls running around naked" bit. It was interesting to get the point of view of a foreigner.

"You seen all these little hoes running around? I went to hit on one and her mum told her it was bath time."

:lol: Good stuff...

:thumb:

-Gav

why arnt you on YIM luke :upset:

If 12 year olds and the like are willing to objectify themselves like that, then they shouldn't expect not to be treated like "meat" and objectified as such. That's one thing that annoys me is when the sluts complain about respect.

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]I'm not going to admit loving anything that has to do with your balls ...




:amaze:[/QUOTE]

What if you admit that you love not admitting anything that has to do with my balls? :p

:thumb:

-Gav

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]Yeah, the game is pretty fun. Sometimes, though, we've literally gone up to girls and asked if they're 12. You'd be surprised! :eek:!

Actually, I was at Universal Studios with some of my friends, and we met these British guys on a ride and were talking to them, and they brought up the "12 year old girls running around naked" bit. It was interesting to get the point of view of a foreigner.

"You seen all these little hoes running around? I went to hit on one and her mum told her it was bath time."

:lol: Good stuff...

:thumb:

-Gav[/QUOTE]

:lol: What's with younger and younger girls getting hotter.