[QUOTE=cobert;14454310]My girly situation sucks. The girl im really interested in is starting to hate her boyfriend, who is uaually a cool guy but hes been a dick lately. Her birthday was today (my moms too COINCIDENCE?) and he didnt say anything to her. I dont like saying it because it sounds selfish, but thats cool for me. I wouldnt steal her from this dude or anything because thats a dick move, but ill just wait until they break up. Even after all this I still dont think theres a chance so Im proably not going to try.

Band situation is fun though. Better than ever, I think.[/QUOTE]

But dude, you're sexy. How could you not swoon her over?

[QUOTE=Shattered Future;14454370]But dude, you're sexy. How could you not swoon her over?[/QUOTE]

You make a valid point Greg.

Some creepy chick was on my dick earlier in the year, but because she is indeed quite creepy (but tapable) I ran away from it, then my friend told me that last year she asked him if he would have sex with her on her roof. Sh[size=2]i[/size]t like that makes me lose hope in finding a non-slutty girl.

[QUOTE=Eliminator;14454355]i have no girl situation[/QUOTE]

Me neither, which is why I plan to live the rest of my life in a shack in the hills.

It's a balancing act.

Believe me you don't want a total non-slutty girl because then she's really piss poor excuse in bed most likely because she's asexual.

You don't want the town bike either though.

Welcome to the game.

If there's anything I've learned, it's that most girls are horny little sluts. Not saying that as a stereotype, but seriously, it seems like that's all there is anymore. No matter how innocent they seem, but hey, that's life. Plus when you finally find that one girl that's different than the rest and isn't just some crack whore, you'll find it much more meaningful and you'll be a lot happier.

Of course Dan is right too, you don't want an amoeba. ;D

You speak the truth.

[QUOTE=slep;14454441]You speak the truth.[/QUOTE]

I will assume that was to Dan but IDK

[QUOTE=Shattered Future;14454450]I will assume that was to Dan but IDK[/QUOTE]
Whether it was or not, I agree completely with what you say as well.

I know alot of guys walk into this false mindset that if a girl is somewhat pretty it won't matter if shes good in bed or not.

[b]Don't fool yourself.[/b] :upset:

Probably both of you.

[QUOTE=Shattered Future;14454428]If there's anything I've learned, it's that most girls are horny little sluts. Not saying that as a stereotype, but seriously, it seems like that's all there is anymore. No matter how innocent they seem, but hey, that's life. Plus when you finally find that one girl that's different than the rest and isn't just some crack whore, you'll find it much more meaningful and you'll be a lot happier.

Of course Dan is right too, you don't want an amoeba. ;D[/QUOTE]

That's completely true. And it's cliche to say, but I believe it...TV and media in general has influenced that s[size=2]h[/size]it. If you're a girl and you don't weigh 110 pounds, and you don't suck enough dick, no guy will ever love you or want to marry you.

I can't stand it. It's ridiculous.

[QUOTE=Understanding In a Crash;14454420]It's a balancing act.

Believe me you don't want a total non-slutty girl because then she's really piss poor excuse in bed most likely because she's asexual.

You don't want the town bike either though.

Welcome to the game.[/QUOTE]


Ive explained this before in here, but Its so cool when a chick can have sex and not have to talk about it all of the time or without being completely weird and quiet with it, because then you know theyre not wearing a chastity belt and also that theyre mature enough to handle some of it.

Also, I dont think Ive ever said this before, but I'd definitely get with the first girl that wants to know me beyond my likes and dislikes. This is why and girl of mine would be someone ive known for a while (dangerously close to the friend zone), because if its some chick that is just totally into me, then I know that they have some image of me that I might unintentionally project, then Im with someone for the wrong reasons. For these reasons, I [i]might[/i] have a girlfriend before I turn 30, at which Ill be desperate and go for speed dating. Seriously, I think my greatest fear is that nobody will know me, like nobody will ever know why I think certain things.

I get open ITT.

[quote=seth]Me neither, which is why I plan to live the rest of my life in a shack in the hills.[/quote]

CONS: Loneliness.

PROS: Killer beard.

[QUOTE=Understanding In a Crash;14454456]Whether it was or not, I agree completely with what you say as well.

I know alot of guys walk into this false mindset that if a girl is somewhat pretty it won't matter if shes good in bed or not.

[b]Don't fool yourself.[/b] :upset:[/QUOTE]

I've been in the situation before. There was this girl I thought was really cute and nice, I got to know her, and realized she couldn't stand being touched by anyone, it was like some odd pet peeve she had. She wouldn't kiss either because she was disgusted by saliva. Then I found out later she didn't like me anymore because "I was rushing too fast". Hell, I kissed her on the goddamn cheek.

I think I'd rather have a girl that'll kiss me and not be good in bed to save her life than a girl like the one I just mentioned.

[QUOTE=MattSharpIsCool;14454471]That's completely true. And it's cliche to say, but I believe it...TV and media in general has influenced that s[size=2]h[/size]it. If you're a girl and you don't weigh 110 pounds, and you don't suck enough dick, no guy will ever love you or want to marry you.

I can't stand it. It's ridiculous.[/QUOTE]

I was going to say that actually, but I didn't want to be the one to sound cliche. :p

Every girl I find that I like is either a crack head or slut. I can't get around it.

[QUOTE=Shattered Future;14454428]If there's anything I've learned, it's that most girls are horny little sluts. Not saying that as a stereotype, but seriously, it seems like that's all there is anymore. No matter how innocent they seem, but hey, that's life. Plus when you finally find that one girl that's different than the rest and isn't just some crack whore, you'll find it much more meaningful and you'll be a lot happier.

Of course Dan is right too, you don't want an amoeba. ;D[/QUOTE]

I feels ya. A good girl is hard to find.

[quote]I've been in the situation before. There was this girl I thought was really cute and nice, I got to know her, and realized she couldn't stand being touched by anyone, it was like some odd pet peeve she had. She wouldn't kiss either because she was disgusted by saliva. Then I found out later she didn't like me anymore because "I was rushing too fast". Hell, I kissed her on the goddamn cheek.

I think I'd rather have a girl that'll kiss me and not be good in bed to save her life than a girl like the one I just mentioned.[/quote]

Im kind of bothered by people touching me, but kind of just when anyone like in the middle of a conversation like starts being weird and touching me (like those people who talk alot with their hands), or when people always want to touch my hair because its curly.

EDIT: Also, I was once crazy about this girl and then I found out shes was a disgusting whore. Like her va[size=2]g[/size]ina was like silly putty, mad beat on. The same friend that I was tlaking about with the creepy chick told me he heard it was so loose that it was like f[size=2]c[/size]king a bowl of soup. Hilarious.

[QUOTE=Shattered Future;14454481]I've been in the situation before. There was this girl I thought was really cute and nice, I got to know her, and realized she couldn't stand being touched by anyone, it was like some odd pet peeve she had. She wouldn't kiss either because she was disgusted by saliva. Then I found out later she didn't like me anymore because "I was rushing too fast". Hell, I kissed her on the goddamn cheek. I think I'd rather have a girl that'll kiss me and not be good in bed to save her life than a girl like the one I just mentioned.
[/QUOTE]
That sounds traumatizing. I've never been with a girl like that, and I'm glad that I haven't. The closest I've been to with that is a girl laying down the law saying no head, unless she gets something in return.

That whole something in return **** sucks.

I don't mind giving a girl a little something as long as I have a general idea of where she's been.

True. But when it's a skank thats never good.

[QUOTE=Understanding In a Crash;14454519]That sounds traumatizing. I've never been with a girl like that, and I'm glad that I haven't. The closest I've been to with that is a girl laying down the law saying no head, unless she gets something in return.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=cobert;14454509]Also, I was once crazy about this girl and then I found out shes was a disgusting whore. Like her va[size=2]g[/size]ina was like silly putty, mad beat on. The same friend that I was tlaking about with the creepy chick told me he heard it was so loose that it was like f[size=2]c[/size]king a bowl of soup. Hilarious.[/QUOTE]

:lol: literally

I've noticed lots of them have gaps in between their teeth, or at least the ones that are known to give head.

[QUOTE=Shattered Future;14454548]:lol: literally[/QUOTE]

yeaaa, I read it over and was just waiting for the burn. :upset:

How do you quote other people?

click the quote button in the bottom right corner of their post.

[QUOTE=slep;14454568]How do you quote other people?[/QUOTE]

There's a button below everyone's posts that says "QUOTE". Click that and it'll take you to a larger box and it will say something like:

[*QUOTE=slep;14454568]How do you quote other people?[/QUOTE]

Then you type below that :thumb:

thanks

No problem, even though MattSharp posted before me :(

Test it out to see if you got the hang of it. And you can ask anything else that you may be confused about.

Typically I don't have classes on Fridays but I have an advisement meeting tomorrow early in the morning. I really haven't been this way on Mx in awhile, but I'm actually saying goodnight. I still love you all just in case you ever questioned it.

Peace :thumb:

[QUOTE=Understanding In a Crash;14454614]Typically I don't have classes on Fridays but I have an advisement meeting tomorrow early in the morning. I really haven't been this way on Mx in awhile, but I'm actually saying goodnight. I still love you all just in case you ever questioned it.

Peace :thumb:[/QUOTE]

We all love you too, and hope that one day we can all be your man-sluts. :wave:

Later Dano

You all are very silly.

It's a well documented fact there's no such thing as good girls.

I won in an after-school risk game today, came down to me and my physics teacher.

I had europe, he had africa, the deal was that we wouldnt attack each other unless going AROUND the middle east (through afghanistan or then india to mideast) to attack each other, then he made another deal witht he dude in south amerca. Because I got the bigger end of the africa deal, I helped him get australia, but it was no use because by then I had a ton of forces going throught he guy in south america. I almost took out 2 players in one turn. I had 3 cards, took out one kid to get 4 more which I had to immediately turn in to have 4 left, then almost took out another kid to get 2 more where id have another match I had to turn in. Ends up I took him out next turn anyways, and I was declared the definite winner because I had europe, south america, almost all of north america, and another match coming.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;14454641]You all are very silly.

It's a well d0cumented fact there's no such thing as good girls.[/QUOTE]

Hey, my blind optimism keeps me going.

There's really no such thing as good people in general. Everyone has a little bad in them, but some excrete it more than others.

fake edit: Damn I haven't played Risk in forever (3 years or more)

Anyway (excuse double post) it was fun talking, until tomorrow...

l8r :wave:

Yeah, its nite nite time for me too.

:wave:

Beef drapes, delicious.

Someday when I own a house, I'm going to hang slabs of beef in front of my windows. I'll have to make sure they don't spoil though.

What the hell are beef drapes? Is that code for fat?

Oh. You learn something new every day.

That's gross.

[QUOTE=cobert;14454658]Hey, my blind optimism keeps me going.[/QUOTE]

Optimism is for heartbreak.

So guys apparently Karl Rove likes to rip the tops off of small animals.

That guy is f[size=2]u[/size]cking creepy.

Oh and everyone should listen to Joshua Radin. This guy is incredible.

afs tbs and underoath was so tight

underoath sucked but afs were amazing and tbs were pretty good but they got boring after a while tbh the set was too long and they played too many crappy songs.

but i mostly went for afs which was amazing

and i smoked up with some random dude just chillin there

and met mad people

and got punched in the face hard and kicked in the lip

im so sore ugh