Ok I'm done looking at all of the nudes on that modeling website. And I mean all.

Lol @ inmates trying to peek at my monitor. I had to regulate.

your in prison? lolololol

I just got back from the movies with that girl that I couldn't see yesterday.

HUZZAH

[QUOTE=The Door Mouse;16010518]I just got back from the movies with that girl that I couldn't see yesterday.

HUZZAH[/QUOTE]

Did you make a move son?

[QUOTE=big80smullet;16010516]your in prison? lolololol[/QUOTE]

Yes I'm a Correctional Officer. I'm in a room with 60 inmates right now.

[QUOTE=The Door Mouse;16010518]I just got back from the movies with that girl that I couldn't see yesterday.

HUZZAH[/QUOTE]

Congrats dude!

and your lookin at naked swedes? boy are you trying to get raped? cause making 60 inmates horny is a good way to do it. lol

tell them hi from australia

[QUOTE=Angmar;16010523]Did you make a move son?[/QUOTE]

Not really. It was a good night though. I was going to treat her to ice cream but her friend was so adamant about leaving ASAP.

You should have treated her to YOUR CREAM

amirite guys

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;16010548]You should have treated her to YOUR CREAM

amirite guys[/QUOTE]

...before I could so much as get in a word edgewise...

I could say something about 'sprinkling with nuts' but it would just be lame now

wait it was a date with a friend? lame. how are you supposed to finger her in the theatre with her friend there. wtf man

lol gud1 iluvatars

I was planning on doing both of them.

you could sit one either side and finger them that way.

Aren't you like 13 zepdude?

[QUOTE=big80smullet;16010602]you could sit one either side and finger them that way.[/QUOTE]

That's how it played out in my head.

And no I'll be turning 16 in May.

[QUOTE=The Door Mouse;16010624]That's how it played out in my head.

And no I'll be turning 16 in May.[/QUOTE]

Yeah you gotta get her without her asshole friend! Damn bitches!

they travel in packs

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16010657]they travel in packs[/QUOTE]

And they always keep a really ugly one at hand, so they'll have an excuse not to put out (unless one of your friends takes one for the team, so to speak).

Yes, we call that the female duff.

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;16010668]And they always keep a really ugly one at hand, so they'll have an excuse not to put out (unless one of your friends takes one for the team, so to speak).[/QUOTE]

The grenade diver.

Yo, I wonder how women pull that off in Svea Rike

Oh yeah, they probably don't need to

lol

god my balls are itching the hell out of me.

I always read your username as youhaveaweirdname.

its a pretty shitty name. i regret choosing it.

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16010657]they travel in packs[/QUOTE]

like sexy wolves

lol @ "the grenade diver"

Andrew Vanhoy!

[B][COLOR="Navy"][U][COLOR="cyan"]yeah grenade diver is awesome[/COLOR][/U][/COLOR][/B]

[COLOR="Navy"][U][COLOR="cyan"]yeah grenade diver is awesome[/COLOR][/U][/COLOR]

what do you want mississippifag?

it's actually Van Hoy, not Vanhoy. or maybe it's van Hoy. idk