[QUOTE=big80smullet;16870837]i just started an easy as **** job over the weekend as well. hardest part of the job is concealing the boners that the receptionists give me[/QUOTE]


are they all dressed up and have glasses, etc.? God theres this one chick in my class...

[QUOTE=asdemonsburn;16870845]are they all dressed up and have glasses, etc.? God there was this one chick in my class...[/QUOTE]

hellz yeah, glasses are where its at!

[QUOTE=Ghoul Hunter;16869749]wtf do you eat dusty pringles[/QUOTE]


no you asshole like the dust as in like cheeto dust that gets all over your finges so you can't munch on them and txt at the same time :(

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;16870849]hellz yeah, glasses are where its at![/QUOTE]

its the whole outfit as a whole, like they look all professional, their hair is up, etc. So ****ing hot

[QUOTE=Whitechapel447;16870852]no you spatula like the dust as in like cheeto dust that gets all over your finges so you can't munch on them and txt at the same time :([/QUOTE]

cheeto dust ftw :lol:

[QUOTE=asdemonsburn;16870857]its the whole outfit as a whole, like they look all professional, their hair is up, etc. So ****ing hot[/QUOTE]

Yeah man, my wife does that most days for work. Hellz yeah!

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;16870868]Yeah man, my wife does that most days for work. Hellz yeah![/QUOTE]

i still dont know what your wife looks like dan :(

i work in a hotel in southern sydney and yes they are dressed up in suits and glasses

hawt
[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;16870868]Yeah man, my wife does that most days for work. Hellz yeah![/QUOTE]

I'd really like to see a pic
I promise I'll keep my hands outside my pants

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;16870872]i still dont know what your wife looks like dan :([/QUOTE]


she's hot.

Hot brunette with green eyes and freckles. Curvy. There!

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;16870888]Hot brunette with green eyes and freckles. Curvy. There![/QUOTE]

sir you know as well as i do that that's not going to be good enough :p

I've posted pics before, c'mon people.

i was not present and i'm totally curious..

shes pretty hot. i would

Dimmu, when you go home do you talk dirty to your wife and say you beat up a bunch of bad, convicted criminals and she get turned on by it?

No. I talk about stuff here sometimes, but most of the time its not that interesting.

Usually you just tell us how they're watching LOTR while you check your email and stuff.

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;16871230]No. I talk about stuff here sometimes, but most of the time its not that interesting.[/QUOTE]


I'm totally shocked, nah sometimes it is

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;16871230]No. I talk about stuff here sometimes, but most of the time its not that interesting.[/QUOTE]
you're no fun

i talk dirty to his wife while hes at work

Well I told her I unhung a dead guy one day and she was like, "go shower!"

Really though I took an hour long shower after that gross ****.

unhung a dead guy? im assuming suicide...

[QUOTE=Cocaine;16871242]Usually you just tell us how they're watching LOTR while you check your email and stuff.[/QUOTE]

nah dan usually has some stories regarding the inmates, ppl just hate his casual nature

who besides elim hates db

[QUOTE=asdemonsburn;16871346]who besides elim hates db[/QUOTE]

I'm sure there's a couple more.

[QUOTE=McP3000;16871312]unhung a dead guy? im assuming suicide...[/QUOTE]

you assume correctly.

Why would anyone hate Nick? :(

Who is nick again?

[I][B]Eliminator[/B][/I]

nobody hates elim, learn to read

Elim does the hating.